@Malyc: Me too. I've always wanted a tactical flashlight for my stapler.
@Tril: You'll get over it. With some retinal reconstruction...
@Jak: That's not exactly convenient to carry around...even then, it's more like a ray gun.
@Schizzy: Ah, took the high road, didja? I think I can say, with absolutely no assuring amount of certainty, that we are all somewhat disappointed.
@staika: I'll take seven. Never know when I'll need a good eye-scrub.