Serial Killer Round 40: A Dance With The Devil (Cycle 5: The Game is Over)

[Malyc]

@Lost: Zat vas very interesting...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

@Lost: Being bored is often better than being dead.

 

[Malyc]

@Redlin: What happens when you get bored to death?

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Mal: Then the universe implodes and turns into a cabbage.

 

[Malyc]

@Trilby: Why a cabbage, tho. Why not something more cool, like... a TANK!

 

[Lost In The Void]

@Trib:
@Malyc: Or another alternate universe that joins the Hawking's theory of multiple universe creation?

 

[Malyc]

@Lost: Yeah, we can go with that as well...

 

[David Bjur]

@Malyc: I just realized that you got a sniper, so you could totally be the killer! Ô.Ô

 

[Malyc]

@David: Ask around here. They'll inform you that I've had a sniper demotivational poster, a minigun firing til the barrel was red, a sniper kitty, 2 cats, and a clip from touhou involving fire.

All of my Avatars involve something that can killify you in some way or other...

 

[David Bjur]

@Malyc: I've seen all of those, though that just proves my point! Your Honor, Malyc clearly has the potential arsenal needed for a murder spree, the evidence is clearer than mineral water?!

 

[Malyc]

@David: Your Honor, while the prosecution is correct in that I do have a potential arsenal, I will remind the jury that my arsenal has only been used for good, not evil.

Well... except for that one time...

 

[David Bjur]

@Malyc: I'm sure all of us here wants to hear your story of "that one time".

 

[Malyc]

@David: It was a dark and stormy time known as round 39... [/continues rambling on for 15 or 20 hours]

 

[David Bjur]

@Malyc: *Walks out of court with his head rambled apart*

 

[Malyc]

@David: *victory dance*

 

[David Bjur]

@Malyc: *fixes his head with paper clips and walks back in*

Don't get your hopes up, I'll be stalking you all week. Though I can't stalk you on friday, then I'm out bowling with my friends.

 

[Malyc]

@David: That may not be the most intelligent to admit to, being that we're in court and all...

 

[David Bjur]

@Malyc: ...NOT! Haha, I got y'all, didn't I? Hehehehe...
>.>
<.<

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@Dave: In my client's defence, I run an insurance company which is a front for a barbershop which is a front for an organ stealing gang which is a front for a people-meat pie bakery which is a front for a cloning facility which is a front for an trans-universal teleportation facility.
Which is why Jak, Mort and I live with a bunch of Kaidans and FemSheps, and have done since Round 36 or so.

 

[Malyc]

@Trilby: Your Honor, I would like to use this newfound information on the prosecution to declare a mistrial and get all charges dropped.