Serial Killer Round 40: A Dance With The Devil (Cycle 5: The Game is Over)

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Malyc

Bullets... they don't affect me.
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@Trilby: Wait... When did you become my council?

Your Honor, could we please go to recess while I recover my sanity?
 

Malyc

Bullets... they don't affect me.
Feb 17, 2010
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@David: I don't know... but I'm positive he's still in the building!
 

hobohazard

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"Welcome to Murdervill ice cream shop, how can I help you?" I said as a random guy walked in. I had just moved into Murdervill about 3 months ago. "Celebrating 40 years!" Said the advertisement I got in the mail. The place I had was run down and breaking. It seemed like the perfect opportunity. Then it started. Only one murder so far, but counter had been executed, and who knew might be next. "Have a nice day!" I said as the man walked out the door with his ice cream. I had been getting whispers in the night, images of me and a faceless man turning to ash on my command. I haven't told anyone about them. Soon the last customer of the day walked in the door. "Welcome to Murdervill ice cream shop, how can I-" Then the world went black.
I woke up freezing and cold in a white room. On a closer inspection, it seemed I was in an igloo. The room was featureless except for a TV monitor in a corner of the room that I couldn't reach. The TV turned on and I saw a faceless man in a dark coat holding a remote.
"Hello hobohazard." He said. I didn't have to ask him who he was.
"H-h-hello t-to you to m-murderer." I said shivering.
"So here's how this is going to work. You are going to freeze to death while I go on killing the town. Any last words?" He said smugly.
"Y-yes, I do. I-I guess y-you could say that I had," I said clumsily putting on my sun glasses.
"A c-cool death."
"Alright just for that pun, your death is going to be slow and painful." Said the murderer.
"W-what are y-you gonna do t-to me?" I asked. The murderer responded by pressing a button on his remote. Suddenly an array of hidden speakers turned on
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkfVdrtLcRs
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-"
Whelp, it was fun while it lasted.
 

Berenzen

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@hobo. I... I'm not touching that link. But if you want to imbed it, you can do it by going (youtube=) replacing the parentheses with brackets. or you can do (url)(/url)
 

Link_to_Future

Good Dog. Best Friend.
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[HEADING=2]
The killer has claimed hobohazard as their second victim. It is now time to ready the mob.
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Malyc

Bullets... they don't affect me.
Feb 17, 2010
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@Von: I'd... watch how you talk to the killer... They can tend to be a bit sensitive...
 

Malyc

Bullets... they don't affect me.
Feb 17, 2010
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@Link: Thought so....

*walks off into the sunset, gets shot in the back by the killer*
 

razer17

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@Rimmy Is rhyming your posts the new "in" thing? I need to get in on this...

The voting booth is the place to be,
Voting quietly, for Queen and country,
We have but one vote, not two nor three,
And now I have sent my vote to thee.