Serial Killer Round 40: A Dance With The Devil (Cycle 5: The Game is Over)

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VonKlaw

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There once was an evil killer
Who did it all for the thrill-er
Then he fell down some stairs
And I ate his eclairs
Before stuffing him into the chiller
 

ShindoL Shill

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@Razer:

But what if you're the Celebrity
A man whose votes, numerically,
count for twice a normal player
making you a much more likely slayer
of the innocent
and makes their execution more imminent?
That statement would become a lie,
and then your rhymes would go awry.
I would hate to see that happen,
because that would take away the passion
of rap, rhymes and poetry
they would lose their potency.
That would be a shame,
because then everything would be the same.
 

Lil_Rimmy

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Erm...

@Everyone: Lol wut?

I just... like... wrote that... cause... I sent a vote... I... just... boat... vote... rhyme... just... like...

...

Wow.

I started a new trend! Go me!
 

ShindoL Shill

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@Link: I see what you did there.
I don't have many rhymes to spare
So I'll keep this brief
then sneak away like a skilful thief.
That acronym was awesome
I'd like to see that skill blossom.
Because I really like meta-humour
And that isn't just a rumour.
 

Malyc

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I... don't know... if I approve of this, but I'll give it a whirl...

*ahem*

Here in Murderville
A lonely town upon the hill
The cycle begins
and upon his victim's shins,
The killer dances a rythem.

Yeah... I suck at this...

*doesn't quit his day job*
 

ShindoL Shill

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@Mal Just stick to being royalty
And maybe keep our loyalty
You preside over weapons
which send this world's felons
down into hell
and repel
the evil
in a lethal
primeval
medieval
upheaval
and make the influence of horror
much much much smaller.
 

Link_to_Future

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@Trilby:
Your flow is sick, one can't deny
The skill by which your rhymes fly
But I think even you are a sham
When compared to the great Bo Burnham.
 

ShindoL Shill

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@Link: Fuck.
I realise that I suck.
My rhymes are comparably terrible
And my rhythms are fairly unbearable.
My ability is pretty shit
and I lack the skill to commit
to the act of performing.
His tunes are reforming
the sounds in my head,
unravelling them like a thread
in a woollen jumper,
and hit my skull like a lorry's bumper.
 

RaNDM G

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EDIT: Death moved here for continuity's sake.

[sub][sub]I was waiting for Fragrance, but he's been out of reach the past three days. Sorry for the cliffhanger.[/sub][/sub]
 

razer17

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@Trilby That was excellent. I would say I doff my cap to you, but that would be made a lame pun by your name.

I hadn't even considered the many roles,
When thinking up these raps contained within all our souls,
Or perhaps I did and this is all a bluff?
If so maybe this explanation will be enough
I am nothing like the arbiter,
in fact, in rap I am something of a harbinger,
I speak my rhymes with a rapid frequency,
I try and make you think ceasselessly,
When I'm rhyming in this booth I care about the artistry,
50 Cent wants no part of me,
He might be all about the bitches and the bling,
But those superficialities just aren't my thing,
I'd rather a good book than a bottle of Cristal,
Though maybe that's less a matter of taste, and more about the fiscal.
However, I have something of a fear,
That I am going completely off-topic here:
Now I have some final words I'd like to impart on you
I'd like to see the killer dead, this much is true.

Also, my captcha was Rhyme nor reason. No, really:

 

Link_to_Future

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Yeah, RaN and Fragrance were the Entwined.

I'd make a bigger deal about the announcement but it seems a little bit past the fact. >.>
 

Lil_Rimmy

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...

Guys... I think... yeah, I'll just go...

*leaves*

WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?

All I wanted was a voting booth and a leaky boat...


WHY?

I have created monsters! Horrible, singing monsters that can't rhy-...

Probably should have whispered that...

Shit.
 

razer17

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@Rimmy My rhymes are amateurish and basic,
So much so they make me sick,
Sadly it seems I can not stop,
Dear God, this will end in a flop.

(No really, I can't stop rhyming, please send help. Yelp)
 

Jak23

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*Gets out of bed with 3 femsheps*
Oh, now we're rhyming?
I have terrible timing
You see, I couldn't rhyme to save my life
I know! I'll end this with my knife!

Voted

EDIT: Excellent death RaNDM! I love how you included the fact that you've been screaming the whole time. XD
 

Lil_Rimmy

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@Jak

Hey, what the hell are you doing in bed with femsheps? I mean, come on, you chose them over Tali...

Dude...

And no, I won't rhyme. I caused this, and rhymes can go burn in dark space!
 

Malyc

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@Rimmy: Things like this are why it is sometimes better to just not say anything at all... It comes back to bite you...

*shakes fist at Trilby and his Princess Gun Nut bullshit*