@Trilby That was excellent. I would say I doff my cap to you, but that would be made a lame pun by your name.
I hadn't even considered the many roles,
When thinking up these raps contained within all our souls,
Or perhaps I did and this is all a bluff?
If so maybe this explanation will be enough
I am nothing like the arbiter,
in fact, in rap I am something of a harbinger,
I speak my rhymes with a rapid frequency,
I try and make you think ceasselessly,
When I'm rhyming in this booth I care about the artistry,
50 Cent wants no part of me,
He might be all about the bitches and the bling,
But those superficialities just aren't my thing,
I'd rather a good book than a bottle of Cristal,
Though maybe that's less a matter of taste, and more about the fiscal.
However, I have something of a fear,
That I am going completely off-topic here:
Now I have some final words I'd like to impart on you
I'd like to see the killer dead, this much is true.
Also, my captcha was Rhyme nor reason. No, really: