Serial Killer Round 40: A Dance With The Devil (Cycle 5: The Game is Over)

Recommended Videos

David Bjur

Hazy sucks, Daystar Moreso
Nov 21, 2011
425
0
0
*stumbles in*
I should go to bed...
*snuggles up beside the sniper kitteh*
 

Malyc

Bullets... they don't affect me.
Feb 17, 2010
3,083
0
0
@David: Uhhh... I guess sniper kitteh can allow this...

Just don't block his shots XD
 

David Bjur

Hazy sucks, Daystar Moreso
Nov 21, 2011
425
0
0
@Malyc: That won't be a problem.
[Judge] We must still find the mad man who beat the living shit out of Malyc, excuse my french!
 

Malyc

Bullets... they don't affect me.
Feb 17, 2010
3,083
0
0
@David: You're right of course *cough, adopts slightly more injured looking stance* I didn't see his face... he hit me in the back.
 

RaNDM G

New member
Apr 28, 2009
6,044
0
0
@hobo: I can think of no worse demise, or no greater pleasure, than Trololo.
 

Berenzen

New member
Jul 9, 2011
905
0
0
Anyone else listen to the most recent Metric song- Youth Without Youth- off of their new Synthetica album?
 

GrimGrimoire

New member
Aug 11, 2011
515
0
0
@[user]Beren[/user] Nope, but you just made me search it up on Youtube. Never even heard about Mertic.
 

Malyc

Bullets... they don't affect me.
Feb 17, 2010
3,083
0
0
@Trilby: Because I made a smartass comment either last round or the round before...
 

Malyc

Bullets... they don't affect me.
Feb 17, 2010
3,083
0
0
@Trilby: One of these days... You'll see when it happens.
 

Malyc

Bullets... they don't affect me.
Feb 17, 2010
3,083
0
0
@Schizzy: Suspicious? It's like you guys don't know me at all!

[sub][sub][sub][sub]Keep this on the down-low and I may let you live...[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]
 
Jun 13, 2010
838
0
0
Sorry for the delay folks but here's the second half of the Entwined death.

As I watched RaN leave, I felt a little bad about kicking him out like that. But the idea that was gonna die again because of him had me pissed and what happened next didn't really matter anyway. We would both be dead soon enough.

THE WHEEL OF FATE IS TURNING

A voice boomed out in mind at about the same time I heard RaN screaming in the distance. I had been ready for that, but damn it came quickly. With a sigh of resignation, I had one last Dew and moved over to the closet filled with weapons I had for just such in occasion. If I had to die, I might as well make it a way of my own choosing right?

"Let's see... Gun... No, did that last time... Bottle of Mello Yello... No, I'm not feeling THAT masochistic... Grenade...."

My hand hovered over the grenade and an odd idea came into my head. I had to die and there was no escaping that. But who's to say I couldn't take that bastard out with me. I quickly grabbed the grenade and ran out to the door towards where RaN's voice had come from.

I managed to catch up with the killer as he stood over RaN's body. Keeping the grenade hidden behind my back, I slowly approached the killer who turned to look at me. "Shouldn't you be putting a bullet in your brain or drinking some Mello Yello right now?" They asked with a chuckle.

"That's so cliched though! Well, coming from me anyway. I thought I'd broaden my horizons and try something new this time around." I replied, now standing almost right in front of them. I pulled the pin out of the grenade behind my back and held it out towards the killer. "Why should RaN and I get to have all the fun of dying? They say three's company but I sure as hell don't mind!"

There was no way out. Even if they ran, I could easily stay in range. I wasn't sure what I expected the killer's reaction to be, but they seemed oddly calm. "Now now Fragrance..." The killer said with a slight grin, wagging a finger tauntingly at me and speaking in the most condescending tone I'd ever heard. "You can't break the rules like that. There's only one who can kill me like this, and you are not the one. I thought you'd know better by now!"

Fuck. They had a point. I was no Arbiter and didn't have any sort of organized lynch mob backing me up. Would Fate really go so far as to stop a grenade just to fuck me over one last time? I opened my mouth, not sure of what I was going to say. In the end, all I could do was laugh. I laughed like a madman until the exploding grenade silenced me for good.

As my spirit rose out of my body and ascended to JIB, I looked down to see what had happened. The smoke cleared revealing my mangled corpse.... And the killer looking smug as fuck and totally unscathed. They looked up towards the sky, even though there was no way they could see me. "Better luck next time you two..."

"Yeah, up yours asshole... At least I get some infinite Dew and a break from all this shit." I muttered as the world blurred and my soul faded out of it.