Serial Killer Round 49: Carnival of Fear. The killer is dead. ROUND OVER

[staika]

@Schizzy: The notion that it is even possible is preposterous. Why we are just your average everyday cardboard sunglasses salesman. No way suspicious at all.

 

[RaNDM G]

@schizzy/staika: Hello fine sirs! You seem to be a pair of perfectly inconspicuous gentlemen. Surely you must be upstanding chaps!

*awards good citizenship medals*

 

[staika]

@RaNDM: Why thank you sir, I do believe we are very much upstanding chaps! You have a good eye on you, perhaps we can interest you in a thrilling business venture. We need victims Volunteers for this wonderful opportunity!

 

[Schizzy]

@RaNDM: Yes, a most opportune and wondrous venture it will be. In fact, you could almost say that it would be the greatest adventure you could ever be in! How could one expect anything else from a pair upstanding chaps such as ourselves?

 

[staika]

@Schizzy: It is quite hard with the venture we've prepared for him. We wouldn't give this opportunity to just anyone, people would die for this opportunity!

 

[Schizzy]

@staika: Truer words were never spoken. For what is a venture into adventure without risk, I ask you? A milk run, I say!

But this? Most certainly worth the endeavour of someone of his stature. Especially if he puts his heart into it, I dare say!

 

[staika]

@Schizzy: We do strive to be on the edge, we bring people things they can't normally get because we do risky things. And as everyone can see we are very good looking and successful and yearned after by many. Who wouldn't want to join one of our ventures?

The correct answer is no one!

 

[staika]

Oh the simple joys of formatting a newer students hard drive and then placing 577 folders on their freshly installed windows 7. I've been waiting since the start of the program to do that.

 

[RaNDM G]

What's our join count? Under twenty?

Under ten?

Five?

 

[staika]

@RanNDM: Was actually wondering that too, we haven't gotten much interest :/

 

[Terratina.]

@staika: But we have popcorn, candy floss, and even corn dogs. How can they be like this!?

 

[razer17]

I actually tried to post on my phone last night, but I guess the crappy 3G signal at work stopped the post going through. We have 11 players so far, hoping we get a couple more.

 

[staika]

@Terratina: They are probably just scared. We have so much cool stuff that they may think it's a trick. But Come on we're harmless, there's no death round these parts. None at all.

 

[Erik the Orange]

At @Staika's request, I'm dusting my account off and joining. So bada bing, here I am.

 

[staika]

@Erik: Took ya long enough, thought you were just trolling me for a bit.

 

[Erik the Orange]

@Erik: Took ya long enough, thought you were just trolling me for a bit.

I'm a busy man doing busy things!

 

[staika]

@Erik: Oh of course, your busy doing "Things" well lucky for you I gots an album for you to listen to. Better than the one I texted you the other day.

 

[Schizzy]

@staika: You text albums to people? What kind of scam are you running here? And why am I not in on it?

 

[staika]

@Schizzy: Shhhhh or the feds will be in on us. >.> <.<

Don't worry I saved a spot for you in the ring. We could use someone with your skill set.

 

[Schizzy]

@staika: Hmmm... perhaps we could ship our cardboard products via text too, eh?