Serial Killer Round 49: Carnival of Fear. The killer is dead. ROUND OVER

[Tortilla the Hun]

*watches the tank shell zing past his head and burst through his morgue's wall behind him*

Well, that was terribly rude...

Just for that, I'm going to mold your corpse's face into something ridiculous!

Spoiler: So everyone will laugh at your wake!

 

[staika]

@Mortis: You monster, you wouldn't dare do something so terrible!

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@staika: Wouldn't I? Perhaps if you wrote me a cheque that would cover the cost of repairing my wall, I may reconsider.

 

[staika]

@Mortis: hmmm how about I cut you a deal. If I send you an experimental cardboard wall that is the cutting edge of technology will we call it even?

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@staika: That is an enticing proposal...what do your premium cardboard options offer in terms of durability and noise-canceling capabilities?

 

[staika]

@Mortis: I'm glad you asked! Our new durable space age cardboard is light years ahead of your normal walls. To begin with the cardboard can withstand a shot from a BB gun with no damage at all. It is also very good at canceling out all of the noise that a fly could make. Just think that you'll never have to hear those darned flies ever again!

 

[RaNDM G]

@Mortis: And if a burglar cuts their finger on it, it'll hurt like Hell.

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@staika: That sounds fantastic. Durability like I've never heard of before. My old contractor didn't even mention being able to stop BBs. As for the fly noise, that's a definite plus. Seeing as I generally just throw all my botched operations in the back, they tend to rot in the sun and those darned flies can be rather bothersome.

@RaN: Great point! It has its own security functionality built into it! Splendid.

@staika: I'll take three.

 

[staika]

@Mortis: excellent decision there. You're new cardboard walls are in the mail and will arrive by carrier pidgeon by the end of the week. Be sure to tell all your friends about our new walls.

 

[Schizzy]

*The second shell miraculously rips off Meow's scarf*

*Radios staika*

@staika: The pigeons are currently unavailable. *burp*

Might I suggest an air drop?

Also, you owe me a swanky airman's scarf.

 

[staika]

@Schizzy: Damn the pigeons are unavailable. 10-4 We'll deliver it by air drop then. And don't you worry I have a very nice new Cardboard model scarf for you. I spent the past few months researching it.

 

[Schizzy]

@staika: Roger that. Hope it flies in the wind like my old one.

Should I drop the cargo on the morgue or on Mortis?

 

[staika]

@Schizzy: Drop it on Mortis, That way he won't have to move very far to get it. Also make sure you weight it down with that 10 ton anvil I gave you a few weeks ago. I think it will come in use in this situation.

 

[Schizzy]

@staika & @mortis: Bombs away then!

*Releases cargo tied to a 10 ton anvil over Mortis*

@staika: Hang on... has he paid for these yet?

 

[staika]

@Schizzy: I'm covering the cost since I broke his wall >.>

[sub][sub]Don't worry the ones you sent to him were the cheap ones <.<[/sub][/sub]

 

[Schizzy]

@staika: So if the cargo lands ON him, we won't lose anything? That's genius! Sinister, but genius nontheless.

 

[staika]

@Schizzy: [sub]Yes very sinister and genius. He gets to feel satisfied until the anvil crushes him, then we can just go and take the cardboard walls back. AND NO ONE WILL BE THE WISER![/sub]

 

[Schizzy]

@staika: Especially when we speak like this!

 

[staika]

@Schizzy: [sub]You have to be careful when you talk like this though, who knows who could be eavesdropping on us >.> <.<[/sub]

 

[Schizzy]

@staika: Then we'll just have to speak less conspicuously