Serial Killer Round 49: Carnival of Fear. The killer is dead. ROUND OVER

[staika]

@Schizzy: You might be on to something big here. First we'll have to shake down the cellular companies to turn a blind eye to our operations. They've been gettin too close here recently, we gotta show em why they can't fuck with us.

 

[RaNDM G]

@staika/schizzy/erik: Not in this round!

*relinquishes good citizenship medals*

 

[staika]

@RaNDM: Curses you found out our dastardly plan! You may take your good citizenship medal back but you can never stop us!

*jumps into the darkness*

 

[Schizzy]

@RaNDM: *Hiss!*

You shall regret this!

*Flings cardboard ninja stars before disappearing in a cloud of smoke*

 

[RaNDM G]

Cardboard stars? You nefarious cat burglar!

@razer: This organized crime spree is out of control! Who's our best man on the job?

 

[razer17]

@Erik: If you want to join, send me a number please. I'm on 12 at the moment, so I'll need another 1 after you.

 

[staika]

@razer: I texted him to send you a number. If he does not I'll sic schizzy on him!

@RaNDM: *puts on fake mustache*
I hear you're trying to catch the fabled cardboard cat ninja. I am an expert on him as I have been hunting him for years now. If you need him caught I am your man.

 

[Erik the Orange]

@razer: My bad, totally forgot earlier. Sent it your way this afternoon.

 

[RaNDM G]

@staika: Sir, I am up to my teeth in applications. What makes you any different?

 

[staika]

@RaNDM: Because I have the one thing that can attract him back to this spot.
*Places cardboard box on the ground*

 

[RaNDM G]

@staika: ... You're hired.

 

[staika]

@RaNDM: Excellent, now we must leave that box there and he will appear I guarantee it.

*hides in a bush to the side*

 

[Schizzy]

*Appears in a cloud of cardboard confetti*

Mine!

*Using arcane knowledge of cardboardoxologia passed down from his sabertooth forefathers, Schizzy transforms the box into...*

http://www.archieli.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Cardboard-Cat-Playhouses-Fire-Engine-Airplane-and-Tank-1.jpg

You shall now know and fear the name of Meow Immelmann, cardboard cat ninja and ACE!

*Strafes RaNDM with cardboard 50 caliber rounds.*

 

[staika]

@Schizzy: SO YOU FINALLY APPEARED!

Spoiler: *Storms out of bush riding cardboard tank*

Prepare to be defeated Schizzy! You shall not best me this time!

 

[Schizzy]

*Performing the perfect Immelmann turn ? because he's Meow Immelmann ? our daring felinic pilot gains higher altitude, and more importantly, is now facing the right direction. Meow Immelmann rains a punishing storm of cardboard rounds unto staika.*

 

[staika]

*aims tank canon at incoming plane. Fires a large cardboard cannon shell at Schizzy as the cardboard shots hit him.*

You won't best me with your measly paper cuts this time!

 

[Schizzy]

*Meow saw his prey flash. Before he could register what it was, his reflexes took over and jinked the plan... just in time to narrowly dodge a shell fired from the tank. Too narrowly ? it tore through his canopy, singed his left ear and carved a hole through his right elevator.*

Hey! You could've killed someone with that!

 

[staika]

That was the point! Now lets see you dodge this next shot!

*fires another round at Schizzy*

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@staika/schizzy: Oh, goody! I may have a chance to start my work earlier than scheduled.

*prepares surgical implements and embalming fluids*

 

[staika]

@Mortis: I don't think so monkey boy.

*Aims tank canon at mortis and fires a round at him*