Serial Killer Round 59: Wake Up Machine (Game over)

[Aerosteam]

@Serpy: You know me too well.

 

[SirDerpy]

>_>

<_<

But man, is it quiet in here. Six people sitting around a table, eating their lunches in silence, and one of them has killed 8 others. Another one has aided in that slaughter, and the other four have collectively been responsible for the other 8 deaths. Nobody knows who to trust.

Must be one awkward episode.

 

[Malbourne]

@DirSerpy: Still gonna tune in to this episode, though. I would watch the luncheon between a group of friends who still don't know which is the murderer. Hell, I'd cater that.

 

[kingofkumquats]

*Swallows peanut butter an jelly sandwich.*
So... Anyone know any good jokes?...
*Awkwardly takes another bite of PBJ.*

 

[SirDerpy]

Oh, I've got one, guys!

So, down in Virginia, apparently, the prosecutors are so good, they say that they can bring a ham sandwich to a trial. In fact, just last week, a banana was actually convicted of murder.

...It was overturned on appeal.

 

[kingofkumquats]

@Caramel Frappe: I feel like you're trying to tell us something...
@Zero: Ouch...

I feel like I should contribute a joke.
Introducing the NFL's newest sponsor: Beats by Dre! Topical Humor!

 

[Malbourne]

@Scaramel Frappe: Sheesh. You think you're the only one who got singled out for execution?
Join the club sandwich; you're not provalone in this.
We were both accused of breaking the slaw and sent to the chopping board.
Olive the other participants didn't even lettuce have the benefit of the doubt.
Don't worry, though; I relish spectating.
Why not try some meatbawl marinara? A little teariyaki?
How 'bout some sourkraut for your bellyaching?
Maybe add a little beef since it sounds like you got some? I get the feeling nothing's too salty for you.
I'd recommend onions but there's enough crying, isn't there?

 

[FPLOON]

High school? Halloween?

Spoiler: I know where this is going...

http://www.funidelia.es/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Monster-High1.jpg

I state my claim... and I'm wrong, aren't I?

 

[username sucks]

I'm still alive. I think. Not entirely sure.

 

[deserteagleeye]

@FPLOON: No this.

 

[sky14kemea]

@Aerostreaming: Are we near the end? 'Cause I wanna change my avatar again. xD

 

[sky14kemea]

@Frappe: Fair point. It is technically another Miku one so I guess I can still be represented by Miku. xD

 

[Aerosteam]

@sky14kiryu: Nah, I'm fine with changing avatars now. The spy didn't ask a question about them and you're not a suspect yourself.

Also Tizzy, Caramel, Elfgore, username, Fractral and Skat changed their avatars already anyway. >_>

 

[username sucks]

@Aerotea: All I did was get a colored version of the same avatar... I even told you that I would be getting a colored version soon when you asked for a larger image of the black and white one.

 

[Aerosteam]

@Aerotea: All I did was get a colored version of the same avatar... I even told you that I would be getting a colored version soon when you asked for a larger image of the black and white one.

I thought you had The Twins from The Matrix as your avatar previously. :O

 

[FPLOON]

@deserteagleeyes: Eh... I prefer the reluctant werewolf, but I digress...

(I miss Shaggy's red shirt, though...)

 

[username sucks]

@Aeroderp: Not only have I never had anyone from the Matrix as my avatar, but you have the black-and-white version of my current avatar as my picture on the scoreboard right now.

 

[Aerosteam]

@username is also derp: Yeah, and your avatar on the scoreboard looks like a Twin without his glasses on.

Also you never sent me a coloured version to edit in, but it doesn't really matter since the game will end soon.

 

[username sucks]

@Aerowhatever: Okay, I probably should have sent you that colored version, but I'm going to be changing back to the Demoman after this round ends anyway, so... yeah.