Serial Killer Round 59: Wake Up Machine (Game over)
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On the one hand: I'm alive! I (maybe) survived!
On the other hand: Aw, I didn't get to write a death post.
On the other hand: Aw, I didn't get to write a death post.
@Caramummy Frappe: Neuromancer suggested something else that will add to making this raundo more memorable, an introduction to something that will change all future endgames.
All I need is enough cute pictures of clownfish.
I have to make the image(s) that might be used, and I'll bring it up what it actually is when the final murder of this raundo is announced.
I have to make the image(s) that might be used, and I'll bring it up what it actually is when the final murder of this raundo is announced.
@Caramel Frappe: I would have died way earlier if it wasn't for Neuro's ability to find and locate targets. Picking him was my best decision as killer.
Next round should be great as well. I changed the theme a little. It'll be a ball.
Next round should be great as well. I changed the theme a little. It'll be a ball.
Hey, I'm Alain. It's a name you're gonna be hearing a lot soon, because I'm gonna be famous for catching this "Kira" guy. I dunno what that name means, but hey, he sounds pretty evil and the people need a hero. And I'm the perfect guy to fill that role, having already saved the world three- no, five times before. Really, I've got it all. A giant hammer to rival Mjolnir and custom-made wasteland-y armor, all fitted with magical runes of magic made by yours truly...
And now it seems someone has taken notice. This guy named "Elfgore" wants to interview me on this show he has. Probably for the crucial role I played in catching the Kira's helper, of course. Or maybe I'm just that awesome, who knows.
Anyways, why don't you just turn that TV over to the news? There's gonna be something awesome happening there, all because of me.
"Welcome, Mr. Adams. Why don't you take a seat?"
"Uhh, my name is Alain."
"Right, of course. So you're French, then?"
"What's a 'French'?"
"... Never mind. So what I- no, what everyone around the world really wants to know, is what that hammer and armor-"
"Hey, shouldn't there be cameras for this kind of show? Or an audience?"
"Don't you mind that. Instead, tell me what those magic stones on your armor do. Could they, say, protect you from a surprise shot from a concealed pistol? Just as an example, of course."
"I'm pretty sure there should be cameras. Is anyone even seeing me right now?"
"Everyone is seeing you, Alain. And they want you to ANSWER MY QUESTION!"
"Woah, calm down. I'll give the people what they want. Yeah, this rune right on the stop sign on my shoulder is a ward. It can deflect pretty much anything: bombs, bullets, swords, you name it."
"[sub]Damnit...[/sub] I mean, fascinating! May I see it?"
"Oh yeah, of course. Just let me take it off and... here you go. Took a lot of work to make, you know. I did it all myself, and it's a great piece of craftsmanship, if I do say so mys- hey, why did you throw it across the room? I need that! Is... is that a gun?! Why are you hiding a gun in your coat? Is the Kira nearby? I will fight him!"
"I'm the Kira, you idiot. I even admitted to it. Also, nobody else is seeing this. You aren't famous, and you never will be."
"Wha... what? No, no please don't! I can't die! I can't-"
...
"It's too late for that now."
"Uhh, my name is Alain."
"Right, of course. So you're French, then?"
"What's a 'French'?"
"... Never mind. So what I- no, what everyone around the world really wants to know, is what that hammer and armor-"
"Hey, shouldn't there be cameras for this kind of show? Or an audience?"
"Don't you mind that. Instead, tell me what those magic stones on your armor do. Could they, say, protect you from a surprise shot from a concealed pistol? Just as an example, of course."
"I'm pretty sure there should be cameras. Is anyone even seeing me right now?"
"Everyone is seeing you, Alain. And they want you to ANSWER MY QUESTION!"
"Woah, calm down. I'll give the people what they want. Yeah, this rune right on the stop sign on my shoulder is a ward. It can deflect pretty much anything: bombs, bullets, swords, you name it."
"[sub]Damnit...[/sub] I mean, fascinating! May I see it?"
"Oh yeah, of course. Just let me take it off and... here you go. Took a lot of work to make, you know. I did it all myself, and it's a great piece of craftsmanship, if I do say so mys- hey, why did you throw it across the room? I need that! Is... is that a gun?! Why are you hiding a gun in your coat? Is the Kira nearby? I will fight him!"
"I'm the Kira, you idiot. I even admitted to it. Also, nobody else is seeing this. You aren't famous, and you never will be."
"Wha... what? No, no please don't! I can't die! I can't-"
...
"It's too late for that now."
I AM DED
Uck Eck.
Sorry I've been away. Roadworks cut out my internet cable by accident and I had to wait for a technician (Which I had to ring myself) to come fix it. =[
Sorry I've been away. Roadworks cut out my internet cable by accident and I had to wait for a technician (Which I had to ring myself) to come fix it. =[