Serial Killer Round 63: La Fiesta de la Muerte! | C'est fini!

[Fractral]

Spoiler: Some thematically appropriate music

Hehehe.... Hahahaha... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
The last one... the last one who could oppose me is dead
You guys hehehehehehehehehehehe don't know how much trouble you're in now! AHAHAHAHA

None of you considered that the killer could be ME! Hehe... AHAHAHAHAHA Fractral, he'd never hurt a fly
Well you screwed the pooch on this one!

So now the question becomes-
WHAT CAN ANY OF YOU DO ABOUT IT?
AnD THe ANSweR iS-
Nothing! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You see, I know the roles of everyone alive right now. I know who both the Entwined are, and I know who's going to die next. I'll let you in on a little secret... it's the same two people!

And now, there's just one question left to be answered. What will kill you- Creeping Despair, or ME?

 

[Aerosteam]

@Frac:

Spoiler

I don't know if this is an April Fool's thing or not.

 

[Malbourne]

Spoiler: An important announcement

Yay! 500 posts! Five-hundred smackaroos! Happy Cinco de Mayo!

Your nega-funeral will be held at 6 pm.

 

[DoPo]

Guys, I have a confession

I'm the killer..

Look, we actually knew that. But what does your IRL job have to do with the game?

 

[sky14kemea]

Guys, I have a confession

I'm the killer..

Look, we actually knew that. But what does your IRL job have to do with the game?

I just felt like sharing...... ;_;

 

[DoPo]

Guys, I have a confession

I'm the killer..

Look, we actually knew that. But what does your IRL job have to do with the game?

I just felt like sharing...... ;_;

And sharing is caring.

 

[Aerosteam]

@Caramel: You mean one for getting 1000 replies? I doubt it, this round is almost over!

I do wonder how the round I GMed managed to get so many posts, I think it's the last one to get over 1000 for a LONG time.

 

[Barbas]

@Mal: Hopefully you get some sort of forum badge from this thread amigo

Needs more posts for that, son.

Good start, though.

 

[FPLOON]

I got to stay home all day due to both my classes being cancelled today!

And, what did I do with my free time, you didn't asked as a follow-up question? Reading nothing but well-drawn webcomics that were hosted off the e621 website!

*stares at everyone's faces* What's with those looks on you guy's faces? Did I miss something or do I still have leftover jizz on my new jeans?

 

[Malbourne]

I got to stay home all day due to both my classes being cancelled today!

And, what did I do with my free time, you didn't asked as a follow-up question? Reading nothing but well-drawn webcomics that were hosted off the e621 website!

*stares at everyone's faces* What's with those looks on you guy's faces? Did I miss something or do I still have leftover jizz on my new jeans?

Your jeans died for a noble cause. I think a lot that art is in good taste, no matter what they say.

That's a double entendre for some of the artists on e621!

 

[Rabbitboy]

Spoiler: Why don't you read this post to find out my secret identity

It was quiet. Maybe a little to quiet? No, not quite quiet enough with the sound of the wind ominously blowing. Almost everyone is dead. Either violently murdered or betrayed and executed by the ones they called allies, friends and "the type of people you wake up looking at the next and then agreeing that you two will never talk about it again".

I don't mind the quietens though. It gives me time to think about what I have done in life, what I am planning to do when I escape this wretched nightmare. I also was thinking of ways to amuse myself, playing I spy with myself got boring really quickly though. And now I feel a sudden urge. It's a feeling normally I only give into in a more private setting but I have been here for more than a month and it has been building up. I look around to see if no one is watching me and go into the bathroom, I go into a stall and put on the lock. I unzip my pants, "Finally I can blow of some steam and ease the tension." and just when I am about to start... I drop dead.

@FPLOONY & Malborn What are you guys talking about? Porn, webcomics, monosodium glutamate or porn webcomics involving a fetish for monosodium glutamate? And will I regret asking that question when I hear the answer?

 

[FPLOON]

@Rabbitboyo: Well, it depends on how far you want to go down this rabbit hole...

 

[Malbourne]

[HEADING=1]

IT'S TIME FOR THE FINAL CYCLE OF VOTING!
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[/HEADING]

What a game! What a game! Let's get this farce of a democratic process over with, shall we?

 

[FPLOON]

@MalBourne: Rigged voting???

@Caramel Frappe: Yeah... Basically, everyone who died knew who they were the minute they died...

 

[Fractral]

@Frappe: Dude, there really isn't any question about who the killer is. There's three players left, and I'm the only suspect. I mean, it's obviously Headsprouter.
Also, sweet! I got the entwined.

 

[sky14kemea]

@Frappe: Dude, there really isn't any question about who the killer is. There's three players left, and I'm the only suspect. I mean, it's obviously Headsprouter.
Also, sweet! I got the entwined.

I always suspected him... He was too nice.

 

[DoPo]

Also, sweet! I got the entwined.

AHA!

But we should all know the actual killer is maths!

I KNEW IT! I TOLD YOU SO, EVERYBODY!

 

[Headsprouter]

You people can't vote for me...if you do...the bottle will be orphaned...

 

[sky14kemea]

You people can't vote for me...if you do...the bottle will be orphaned...

It's okay, I'm not heartless. I'll make sure he finds a good home.

 

[Fractral]

I always suspected him... He was too nice.

I completely agree. We should execute him.