Serial Killer Round 64: The Marxist Menace | Cycle 5: Troubleshooter Victory!
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Oh Lordy lordy. We all just been dropping like flies now haven't we?
Or should I say, I got to careless, and the rest of you are just dropping like flies, hahaha. Ouch, my heart still bleeds red.
Or should I say, I got to careless, and the rest of you are just dropping like flies, hahaha. Ouch, my heart still bleeds red.
InvisibleJim said:The Banal Existence and End of Class Orange Food Ration Requisition Form Approver Jim
On stepping out the door, a box of supplies in hand, Troubleshooter Jim was shot through the chest with a plasma pistol. His body quickly fell back into the cupboard, knocking its door off and with both falling backwards onto the ground. His flesh slowly dissolved leaving only his bones and his hat inside this cupboard for the other survivors to find.
So ends the banal existence of Class Orange Food Ration Requisition Form Approver Jim
The Psychedelic Ride of Armadox the Happiness Officer
We're after the Communist! I know this because the list on my left arm says so! It also says give out pills and make everyone happy! Oh SO Happy! That's what I do, as the unit's Happiness Officer. My job is to keep a smile on our faces as we run down this nefarious villain. I take more pills and ready myself for another song. Troubleshooters like songs! I'm a happiness officer!
These pills are good! How many have I had? This bottle used to be full.. Oh, well I'll be. Looks like that bottle is empty too. And that one. I wonder what those two are saying? I should be paying attention. MY UNIFORM IS RED! Oh man. I like red. Red is a great color. Is that Jim? Jim used to wear orange. I know this because I was there when he was sent back down here.. I was just an ol' black level janitor then. I like Jim, he used to spit on me the least in that building. Oh, OH! I will follow him! Oh, man. I'll give him this party clacker I have been holding on too. I hadn't given one of these out yet! I'M EXCITED!!!
I follow him into the ruins, and watch him look over stuff. I have no idea what he's doing, but I'll do that too! I kick a set of drawers roughly! I'm helping! Another pill for me!
Then I see it. An old balloon floating in the corner. This has to be from the before time! I have balloons, but this one is special. I like it, it's red and says "Happy Birthday". I have no idea what that means, but it says happy on it, and I like HAPPY! I take the balloon, and adds it to my collection as it kinda floats lazily next to them. I think it needs more pep.
What was I doing?
OH RIGHT JIM!
I turn around and head back out where I saw him, and he's still talking to that other guy. Girl? I really can't tell people apart anymore.. Huh, I wond.. another pill should help. YES! Oh man, oh man! I have fingers. I mean, I always knew I HAD fingers, but I HAVE fingers.. This is a good day! Jim, I have finger... oh, they're frowning. I need to pay attention! What are they saying? Wah-wah-wahwah-wah.. Oh geez, I can't speak in trumpet noises..
I have to look away for a moment as a flare of light happens. I.. was that... NOOOO! JIM! JIM!! He shot Jim! Oh geez, oh geez. What do I do? What do I do? I'll run and tell the others!! I turn and run as fast as I can back to the others. I.. why am I not moving? Oh, well.. that is what "muscle relaxer" means! Learned something new. Ha ha.. I.. is he still there? I will turn and.. oh, yep. right behind me.. HA, hi.. Hi? Do you tell a communist hi?
Time slows down, and they trumpet at me some more. Do communists speak in trumpet? Was Jim a communist then?! He's aiming that pistol at me. That's scary. Ha.. ha ha.. My legs went out, and I fall onto my back as that flare of plasma fires above me. He missed? HA HA HA! Then I see it.. The balloon that I took from the building goes up in plasma, and explodes into colors. They make confetti in colors now? When did they start doing that?!!
I watch the confetti fall down and cover me. I watch the paper rain over me, and start laughing as I hear the auto-sentries rev up.
"Citizwen Armadoh, Whoo are chaarged wiff.."
Oh, bother..
The life of the party is dead..
@Aero: [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Aerosteam] And how do we know that you're not the Communist and just trying to turn everybody against me? D<
One sentence ain't enough proof, mate.
@Jim: [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/InvisibleJim] That was a great death post! Definitely award material on that one.
One sentence ain't enough proof, mate.
@Jim: [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/InvisibleJim] That was a great death post! Definitely award material on that one.
Yeah... She was phonetically pleasing to look at...Headsprouter said:Well, I thought of commenting that she must've been pretty cute, tho.FPLOON said:
You could still be the high school introvert and not be socially awkward. Being introverted is what probably kept you inside playing video games as a kid, though, which is what made you socially awkward (making a couple of presumptions). I hope that makes sense.
Also, it depends on which situation showcases your introvertedness (and by "extension" your social awkwardness) the most... For me, it was high school followed pretty closely by parties hosted by people I didn't know at the time...@The Entwined Jim and Armadox: First off...
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/workaholics-sup.gif
Second off, bummer... We needed Torubleshooters like you up there fighting the good fight... Third off, is there such a thing as deceased party hats?
Noooo!!! Demagogue wanders up to the cold dead bodies and frowns. Rolling Armadox onto this side he takes out two hats from the dispenser and places one on Armadox and Jim's headsArmadox said:
Time for you two to check into the hippest party of them all...
@Demagogue: There is still a supply of Bouncy Bubble Beverage in the sector if you are thirsty citizen. The computer reccomends not shaking it before drinking as there is a chance it will and then we will have to scrape what remains of you off the walls. As an aside, please drink it outside and away from any flammable objects.