Serial Killer Round 7 (let's try this again)

[Quad08]

All our times have come

Here but now they're gone

Seasons don't fear the reaper

Nor do the wind, the sun or the rain..we can be like they are

Come on baby...don't fear the reaper

Baby take my hand...don't fear the reaper

We'll be able to fly...don't fear the reaper

Baby I'm your man...

 

[j1-2themax]

Well, if we want to be technical about it, the killer has struck, we just don't know who the victim is yet.

 

[Cherry Cola]

All our times have come

Here but now they're gone

Seasons don't fear the reaper

Nor do the wind, the sun or the rain..we can be like they are

Come on baby...don't fear the reaper

Baby take my hand...don't fear the reaper

We'll be able to fly...don't fear the reaper

Baby I'm your man...

...

That was more awesome than any David Caruso joke can ever be.

You sir, rock

 

[ultimateownage]

@chromewarriorXIII: You think you're not photogenic? If it's not bad enough that I'm ugly fat, 13 and spotty, I look like a cock in every picture I have.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

HE'S STILL HASN'T STRUCK?! Wow... this dude must NEVER get on...

 

[CounterAttack]

Unless you haven't made your decision yet, Fury. You thought I'd go to Hell, so you... killed me to see if I would. You killed a man out of macabre curiosity. *cries* Why'd you do it, man? Why me?

 

[DuplicateValue]

Um..........what's with your avatar? >.<

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Did you not read War Penguin's post? He sent the victim the message, so the Killer DID strike, but by technical terms, he hasn't... I'm confusing myself. AND ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT I'M THE KILLER?! HOW RUDE! ****** slap.*

 

[CounterAttack]

'Twas nuked. Thankfully it's only for a week.

@Fury: You can't slap me, I'm already dead and buried! HA!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*Shoots self. ***** slaps Counter's soul.* HA!

 

[CounterAttack]

You're still alive. You can't be declared dead until you're PMed. Therefore victory is mine. *noms cake*

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Cake is physical, therefore you can't eat or hold it. *Catches the falling cake once the laws of physics kick back in. Noms.*

 

[CounterAttack]

It's JIB cake.

I note we're just trying to one-up each other, so I declare the argument null and void.

 

[Quad08]

That was more awesome than any David Caruso joke can ever be.

You sir, rock

I have my moments, thank you

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I get Pheonix Wright in here Counter. "OBJECTION! My client, Fury is Me, has every right to be in a One-Uping contest with you, as do you with him. And both parties must first agree to discontinue the one-uping before it is declared null and void, SO IT SHALL CONTINUE!"

 

[Cherry Cola]

I get Pheonix Wright in here Counter. "OBJECTION! My client, Fury is Me, has every right to be in a One-Uping contest with you, as do you with him. And both parties must first agree to discontinue the one-uping before it is declared null and void, SO IT SHALL CONTINUE!"

You mean... this?

 

[axle 19]

It would seem that the victim has yet to post an epic death. After all the work that went into my secret lava base I can't test it out, O well I'm just going to watch the tapes of Hubilub arguing with himself.

 

[chromewarriorXIII]

@chromewarriorXIII: You think you're not photogenic? If it's not bad enough that I'm ugly fat, 13 and spotty, I look like a cock in every picture I have.

Well, you're only ugly, fat, and spotty if you think you are. Hell, I think I define sexy, but I'm not sexy or good looking in the least.

Anyway, here's my first attempt at a Caruso one-liner. I apologize in advance for it's suckiness. I realized after I finished it, I should have combined some of the speech bubbles but now I know better.

Spoiler

You know you love my sunglasses. You can't see it in the picture but if you look at them the right way, there's eyeballs and skulls on the lenses.

 

[War Penguin]

That was awesome.

Okay, should I just say who the victim is now, or should we wait a bit more?

 

[axle 19]

I think we should just move on. Isn't the waiting what eventually killed the last game?