Serial Killer Round 70: Soviet Submarine Slaughter!

[Dying_Jester]

I iz dead.

Gonna write mah death post later, but I just want to inform you of something.

I...I'm really sad right now. I didn't vote for you. Why would I try to have someone who I pay to ignore me executed? It's a complete waste of the limited resources we have.
Comrade, I would say I hoped you were able to spend that money on a nice coat or vehicle...but we're on a submarine. So instead I hope you had enough time to spend it on getting some of the Captain's food from the cooks.

 

[Dying_Jester]

Comrade, I would say I hoped you were able to spend that money on a nice coat or vehicle...but we're on a submarine. So instead I hope you had enough time to spend it on getting some of the Captain's food from the cooks.

I spent it on something better: A night with Frappe-Chan. What, you thought those lewd images were just for show?

Well, I guess I can't blame you on your choice. Everyone knows that a good communist woman is colder then a robot, ahahaha.

 

[Scars Unseen]

@Dirty Cop James funs:

If it makes you feel better, I didn't vote for you.

 

[Demagogue]

@Dirty Cop James funs:

If it makes you feel better, I didn't vote for you.

...but.... you're dead. :O

and now... so are you!

You can be a dead couple together!

 

[Scars Unseen]

@Dirty Cop James funs:

If it makes you feel better, I didn't vote for you.

...but.... you're dead. :O

So you know I'm not lying! *beams*

 

[Armadox]

Alive.

Vote for me.

 

[Twintix]

@Dirty Cop: ... ;(

I didn't vote for you, though.

 

[Demagogue]

but it is a loss DCJ... we lost yet another innocent comrade on our journey to this cowardly american!

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

Well I'll admit I did vote for you right after stating my initial suspicion. Since you were not the killer or lawyer I suppose I will now go with your suggestion to kill those who were likely busy and thus delayed the role assignment process.

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

Well I'll admit I did vote for you right after stating my initial suspicion. Since you were not the killer or lawyer I suppose I will now go with your suggestion to kill those who were likely busy and thus delayed the role assignment process.

Jokes aside, I hope you got that filthy American in the next cycle.

Now... how do I solve my writer's block....

I'm not afraid of incorporeal undead!

But yeah sorry about that...

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

@Dirty Cop James funs: I didn't vote for you either. You can choose to believe me or claim i'm lying- but I went for a non-active member. You were active, plus nothing really led me to feel you were the Killer (vibe was or evidence wise). Sadly two people called you out openly and bam- the anonymous probably followed through and helped execute you.

I'll be voting for the same person when we get the chance ... unless i'm murdered. We'll have to see what happens now.
But I am sorry, truly. I even defended you and it wasn't enough (screw bandwagons to oblivion) so again i'm sorry.

Well if the murderer is one of those he pointed out then I probably got at least 2 more votes behind me since I was one of those that named a target and DCJ may have been on to them.

You can always expect a smart murderer to jump on a voting bandwagon with their lawyer

 

[Armadox]

@Dirty Cop: ... ;(

I didn't vote for you, though.

I did.

The fun stops here.

Vote for Frappe.

(I can't be American, I'm from Miami.)

 

[Demagogue]

@Dirty Cop: ... ;(

I didn't vote for you, though.

I did.

The fun stops here.

Vote for Frappe.

(I can't be American, I'm from Miami.)

He has lived through round one...

I would like to learn more... do you have pamphlets?

 

[Armadox]

@Armadox: Oy, slag, where's me screen-tone tutorial?

Don't haunt me bro. Also, I'm having a daughter in like.. two, three days tops. Bit preoccupied.

 

[Armadox]

@Armadox: Oy, slag, where's me screen-tone tutorial?

Don't haunt me bro. Also, I'm having a daughter in like.. two, three days tops. Bit preoccupied.

It is written in the ghost-doctrine that I have to haunt someone, and you're a someone, right?

Also, congratulations! Did you decide a name yet?

Evelyn Gertrude Gadget Smith.

 

[Godzillarich(aka tf2godz)]

I'm still alive

Spoiler: dance party

 

[kingofkumquats]

Oh, goodness. I forgot about this! I forgot to vote and everything. It's been a busy couple of weeks... I'm settled in with a routine now, so I'm ready to kill the American now!

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

I'm still alive

Spoiler: dance party

I was going to launch into an accusation about your happiness at dcjf's death but that triceratops looks clumsy and kind of adorable.

Oh, goodness. I forgot about this! I forgot to vote and everything. It's been a busy couple of weeks... I'm settled in with a routine now, so I'm ready to kill the American now!

Brah, you going to get executed next cycle.

kingofkumquats does have that very absent vibe we expect from this round's killer

 

[Dying_Jester]

@Dirty Cop: ... ;(

I didn't vote for you, though.

I did.

The fun stops here.

Vote for Frappe.

(I can't be American, I'm from Miami.)

He has lived through round one...

I would like to learn more... do you have pamphlets?

I also back this decision. The robot known as Caramel Frappe has been allowed to experience what it is like to exist past Cycle 1. If we let it stay activated any longer(and isn't the killer) it may well sympathize with the American pig's ideology and turn against us.

He must be deactivated before to many others come to harm.

 

[Demagogue]

That's a long ass name.

EGGS for short...-nod nod-