Serial Killer Round 75 CANCELLED Due To Harem Wedding!! (Chapter 5: The Epilogue)

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Wary Wolf

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I'm with the Secondhand Revenant...

FPLOON! LET'S DO THIS!



FPLOON said:
Wary Wolf said:
Here is my list for those who must DIE:

1. FPLOON

And in case he is protected by the Medic...

2. FPLOON!

3. FPLOON!

4. FPLOON!

5. FPLOON!
Stop jerking off and give me an actual selection so we can start this round already! tf2godz is getting really impatient.
Fine... I think I have some ideas...

The only question Caramel Frappe should be asking is why I didn't make him my lawyer.

Because if I was the killer Revnak, I'd forego my right to being GM next round and offer it to him as an incentive.

MWU HA HA HA!
 

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Caramel Frappe said:
I thought it was because every time i've been hand picked to be the Killer's Lawyer ... I die cycle 1 by execution. Even though both times I caught the Spy at the start by observing and gathering as many clues possible, I tend to die so early in the game...
Well... Admittedly that was why I didn't pick you in the end... Although you did do quite well last round, perhaps because there weren't any lawyers to be had.

Although because not all those new to the game were brought over by you might mean some one else is the lawyer this round. *Eyes tf2 meaningfully*

I do think you do have a role this time though. One beginning with 'I' perhaps?

*Re-reads Rules*

Oh... Wait... Wrong round. No Infiltrators this time... Nevermind.
 

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Okay I feel like if I am going to continue hanging out here. Someone needs to teach me how to post pictures. I must join in the picture posting fun!
 

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Revnak said:
Secondhand Revenant said:
Wary Wolf said:

I'm sorry again for the wait...

I just need to decide on who I should kill first.

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Any volunteers?
Kill FPLOON! Strike down god and steal his power
Doesn't the killer do that anyway? Assuming Wary is the killer, wouldn't it be entirely unnecessary for him to kill FPLOON to become GM next round?
Shhhhhhhhh, why would you want the killer to know that?
 

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CritialGaming said:
Okay I feel like if I am going to continue hanging out here. Someone needs to teach me how to post pictures. I must join in the picture posting fun!
Everything you need and more can be found here: Courtesy of Aerosteam [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.850242-The-Escapist-Users-Guide-to-Posting-Commands-and-How-to-do-Fancy-Code-Stuff]
 

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@Caramel Frappe: You better not be posting any low-key spoilers for Zootopia, I'mma be pissed xD As a nameless faceless member of the internet, I am VERY DANGEROUS and you should TAKE ME SERIOUSLY. ..... I couldn't even finish that sentence without smiling at the idiocy of it all.

Also word to the people a little less wise like me: images don't work if they're gyazo links haaaaah
 

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Fat_Hippo said:
EvilRoy said:
CritialGaming said:
Fat_Hippo said:
CritialGaming said:
So as anyone excited to die......in Dark Souls 3?
As long as my stone-age hardware doesn't let me down and die as soon as I try to play it: hell yeah!
My gaming laptop is three years old, and I am worried that it wont hold up to running the game as good as I need it too. But that all depends on what graphics options the thing has and just how big of a step up DS3 is from DS2-First Sin. If all else fails I'll just steam refund it and buy in on PS4.
I am just desperate they got the PC optimization down this time, with proper setting control. DS2 ran better for me than DS1, even when using the community released patch. My gear is pretty old, but I own no consoles anymore so there isn't any other option for me. I might be choked if I have to turn the settings way down, but I need them to at least include the settings first.
When all else fails, Durante will save us!

But I actually think this port will be ok from a technical standpoint, since the DS2 port was very good. I ran it without even the slightest hitch on my laptop. But the official minimum system requirements for DS3 are quite a bit higher, which is what has me worried. If you really need a GTX 465 to get a stable framerate, I'm hosed. And I don't own any of the new consoles either.
I just want options man. Options for days. DS2 didn't have nearly enough, although yeah like you said it was at least optimized to one extent or another. I used to have to do some serious finangling to get TF2 to run at 60 fps, but I think I'm past the days of pissing around with graphical mods and config file editing to get stuff running. Just give me a slider.
 

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Spider RedNight said:
@Caramel Frappe: You better not be posting any low-key spoilers for Zootopia, I'mma be pissed xD As a nameless faceless member of the internet, I am VERY DANGEROUS and you should TAKE ME SERIOUSLY. ..... I couldn't even finish that sentence without smiling at the idiocy of it all.

Also word to the people a little less wise like me: images don't work if they're gyazo links haaaaah
I mean you could be the killer and kill Caramel first...
 

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Secondhand Revenant said:
Spider RedNight said:
@Caramel Frappe: You better not be posting any low-key spoilers for Zootopia, I'mma be pissed xD As a nameless faceless member of the internet, I am VERY DANGEROUS and you should TAKE ME SERIOUSLY. ..... I couldn't even finish that sentence without smiling at the idiocy of it all.

Also word to the people a little less wise like me: images don't work if they're gyazo links haaaaah
I mean you could be the killer and kill Caramel first...
ORRRRRRR Caramel could be the killer and spoiling current movies could just be the first step on his conquest!
 

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Spider RedNight said:
Secondhand Revenant said:
Spider RedNight said:
@Caramel Frappe: You better not be posting any low-key spoilers for Zootopia, I'mma be pissed xD As a nameless faceless member of the internet, I am VERY DANGEROUS and you should TAKE ME SERIOUSLY. ..... I couldn't even finish that sentence without smiling at the idiocy of it all.

Also word to the people a little less wise like me: images don't work if they're gyazo links haaaaah
I mean you could be the killer and kill Caramel first...
ORRRRRRR Caramel could be the killer and spoiling current movies could just be the first step on his conquest!
If Caramel dies first again while on the evil team I think he'll have a heart attack...
 

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Secondhand Revenant said:
Spider RedNight said:
Secondhand Revenant said:
Spider RedNight said:
@Caramel Frappe: You better not be posting any low-key spoilers for Zootopia, I'mma be pissed xD As a nameless faceless member of the internet, I am VERY DANGEROUS and you should TAKE ME SERIOUSLY. ..... I couldn't even finish that sentence without smiling at the idiocy of it all.

Also word to the people a little less wise like me: images don't work if they're gyazo links haaaaah
I mean you could be the killer and kill Caramel first...
ORRRRRRR Caramel could be the killer and spoiling current movies could just be the first step on his conquest!
If Caramel dies first again while on the evil team I think he'll have a heart attack...

@Caramel Frappe: Well, those 48 hours aren't going to count themselves...
 

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The Players gathered in the venue's main hall, eagerly awaiting the GM's next announcement...

"Greetings, Players!" The GM boasted on the venue's intercom... "I have good news and bad news!" The GM paused for a moment as most Players looked to the intercom with either anticipation or metaphorical abrasion... "The good news is that Roles have been sent to the appointed Players! The PMs was laced with modified version of Terrigen Mist, giving each Player a particular superhuman ability related to their given Role!"

"What's the bad news, then?" One Player in business attire spoke in curiosity...

The GM sighs, but its tone sounds contradictory to what he said next... "The bad news is that Round 75 of Serial Killer has been cancelled!"

"THE FUCK!!" Another Player shouted, the blood of the innocence reflecting both the shock and horror emulated throughout the hall with the other Players...

"Now now... Let me finish..." The GM could not fully hide the noise of his smile from the intercom... "You see, the reason why it has been cancelled is because we're all getting married to this fucker right over there! It's a Harem Wedding in the making!!" On cue, Player 0 walked into the hall in a wedding dress, the veil protecting the face that certain Players could recognize all to familiarly....

"Are you fucking serious?" The Player with the shitty-looking Christmas sweater was not amused by the sudden twist of events...

"What if one of us just kills you or Player 0? Then, Serial Killer will be renew for another Round!" The Player in BDSM gear chimed in...

"Well..." The GM pondered... "Considering that every Player is tied back to me and Player 0 via the modified Terrigen Mist, only the Killer can actually kill Player 0 and especially me, and considering that the more Players that die, the weaker I get and the less Players that Player 0 would end up marrying, I'd say we got about 10 or so days in non-reality-based time before the harem wedding commences..." The echo of the GM's smile was heard once more... "So, all that leaves is wondering who's for the wedding [<color=heaven>Good Side], against the wedding [<color=devil>Bad Side], and who's 'indecisive' [<color=blaf>Independent], yet probably have their own personal agenda in general... Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be working on the finishing touches before finally starting the decorating process... In the meantime, keep wearing what you have on right now because I already have it on record..." The intercom clicked as Player 0 back-stepped out of the hall...

At this point in time, the air felt slightly different than before... If only the GM could ironically put his pen on it...
 

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Actually I said: "THE FUCK?!?", but I misquoted you earlier, so fair enough.

However, at this stage, how do I have the blood of the innocent on me with out some bloodshed?

Best be some soon... I need to complete my look.
 

CritialGaming

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I'll go, but know that i am only going to the wedding for the cake. And if the cake is a lie...people will fucking die!
 

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CritialGaming said:
I'll go, but know that i am only going to the wedding for the cake. And if the cake is a lie...people will fucking die!
Come on. We all know that you were going to kill people regardless of cake.
 

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A Wedding huh? I'll go, though I'm not sure who is getting married to who. It's actually kind of suspicious that I was invited to a Wedding...

CritialGaming said:
I'll go, but know that i am only going to the wedding for the cake. And if the cake is a lie...people will fucking die!
All I know is that the Cake better be good! The last (and only) wedding I've been too had nothing edible. I had to eat Crab Cakes and I hate Crab Cakes!