Serial Killer Round 75 CANCELLED Due To Harem Wedding!! (Chapter 5: The Epilogue)

[Revnak_v1legacy]

A wedding eh? But what's your angle? Where's the drama, the sex, the scandal?

Spoiler: Where's...

...Spider-Man?!?

 

[Spider RedNight]

-blink- You coulda just SAID that this was a Game of Thrones-style party, I would've dressed accordingly

 

[Mr.Mattress]

A wedding eh? But what's your angle? Where's the drama, the sex, the scandal?

Spoiler: Where's...

...Spider-Man?!?

Well... it is a Harem Wedding. There will be a lot of sex and scandal there, I'm sure. Drama is probable, too.

I, however, cannot guarantee the appearance of Spiderman.

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

I'll go, but know that i am only going to the wedding for the cake. And if the cake is a lie...people will fucking die!

Come on. We all know that you were going to kill people regardless of cake.

Personally I'd stay away from the cake. I mean it's FPLOON's cake so I'm not sure what's going to jump our of it. And since this is serial killer it might have a knife

 

[Revnak_v1legacy]

A wedding eh? But what's your angle? Where's the drama, the sex, the scandal?

Spoiler: Where's...

...Spider-Man?!?

Well... it is a Harem Wedding. There will be a lot of sex and scandal there, I'm sure. Drama is probable, too.

I, however, cannot guarantee the appearance of Spiderman.

I don't want to come between a law abiding citizen and their lover and or lovers, nor do I want to make assumptions about the virtue in a love not bound by mere numbers, but I do want a good story, and a pluralistic relationship does not make a good story on its own. So until we get some crazy controversy here, we can keep this snooze fest of a story to the lifestyles section.

 

[Demonjazz]

I'll go, but know that i am only going to the wedding for the cake. And if the cake is a lie...people will fucking die!

Come on. We all know that you were going to kill people regardless of cake.

Personally I'd stay away from the cake. I mean it's FPLOON's cake so I'm not sure what's going to jump our of it. And since this is serial killer it might have a knife

Hey, if I'm forced to be part of a harem wedding than I better damn well be able to have my cake, and eat it too! Knives, and all!
Also my avatar is now ready for an anime harem wedding! Because what anime is complete without a cat maid!

 

[Fat Hippo]

I can't believe y'all are in a harem with a hippo. Bestiality is whack, you people disgust me.

I call dibs on the cake though.

 

[Spider RedNight]

I can't believe y'all are in a harem with a hippo. Bestiality is whack, you people disgust me.

I call dibs on the cake though.

ALL the cake? You're a hippo, not a pig :c Shaaaaaare.

OR what if it's like a ginormous cake because this is a wedding between 23 bodies. I hadn't thought of that.

 

[Fat Hippo]

I can't believe y'all are in a harem with a hippo. Bestiality is whack, you people disgust me.

I call dibs on the cake though.

ALL the cake? You're a hippo, not a pig :c Shaaaaaare.

OR what if it's like a ginormous cake because this is a wedding between 23 bodies. I hadn't thought of that.

I kind of assumed the cake is ginormous. Even if isn't full of strippers, somebody who wants to marry 22 people shouldn't be a cheapskate. I will be a difficult spouse to please, so expect plenty of sassyness. *does that annoying finger-snap followed by finger wag and hmmm-mhhh thing*

 

[Spider RedNight]

I can't believe y'all are in a harem with a hippo. Bestiality is whack, you people disgust me.

I call dibs on the cake though.

ALL the cake? You're a hippo, not a pig :c Shaaaaaare.

OR what if it's like a ginormous cake because this is a wedding between 23 bodies. I hadn't thought of that.

I kind of assumed the cake is ginormous. Even if isn't full of strippers, somebody who wants to marry 22 people shouldn't be a cheapskate. I will be a difficult spouse to please, so expect plenty of sassyness. *does that annoying finger-snap followed by finger wag and hmmm-mhhh thing*

[sub]Sorry can't be unseen now[/sub]

 

[Demonjazz]

I can't believe y'all are in a harem with a hippo. Bestiality is whack, you people disgust me.

I call dibs on the cake though.

ALL the cake? You're a hippo, not a pig :c Shaaaaaare.

OR what if it's like a ginormous cake because this is a wedding between 23 bodies. I hadn't thought of that.

The wedding planner must have had a VERY busy week setting all of this.

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

A wedding eh? But what's your angle? Where's the drama, the sex, the scandal?

Spoiler: Where's...

...Spider-Man?!?

Well... it is a Harem Wedding. There will be a lot of sex and scandal there, I'm sure. Drama is probable, too.

I, however, cannot guarantee the appearance of Spiderman.

I don't want to come between a law abiding citizen and their lover and or lovers, nor do I want to make assumptions about the virtue in a love not bound by mere numbers, but I do want a good story, and a pluralistic relationship does not make a good story on its own. So until we get some crazy controversy here, we can keep this snooze fest of a story to the lifestyles section.

Once the killer wakes up I expect this to become a good story

 

[Demagogue]

[sub]Sorry can't be unseen now[/sub]

MY EYES!! D:

 

[Spider RedNight]

The wedding planner must have had a VERY busy week setting all of this.

Unless it was YOU! Everyone knows that maids are on the up-and-up.
-insert insane Vizzini Sicilian troll logic here. Something about Australians and the human condition or something-

 

[Fat Hippo]

MY EYES!! D:

You should get used to the sight. You're gonna be ALL UP IN THAT JUNK if this wedding goes through.

 

[EvilRoy]

Hmmmmm

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Hmmm.

http://imgur.com/gallery/dmewuB3

I think we very well be locked in here with him, rather than the originally presumed reverse.

 

[Demonjazz]

The wedding planner must have had a VERY busy week setting all of this.

Unless it was YOU! Everyone knows that maids are on the up-and-up.
-insert insane Vizzini Sicilian troll logic here. Something about Australians and the human condition or something-

Except that's impossible! I'm a cat maid! And cats are too lazy to plan things.

 

[Spider RedNight]

The wedding planner must have had a VERY busy week setting all of this.

Unless it was YOU! Everyone knows that maids are on the up-and-up.
-insert insane Vizzini Sicilian troll logic here. Something about Australians and the human condition or something-

Except that's impossible! I'm a cat maid! And cats are too lazy to plan things.

Wait, so wouldn't "cat maid" be an oxymoron? Since maids do all the work and cats do nothing?

Mind blown

 

[Demonjazz]

Wait, so wouldn't "cat maid" be an oxymoron? Since maids do all the work and cats do nothing?

Mind blown

Spoiler

 

[Spider RedNight]

Wait, so wouldn't "cat maid" be an oxymoron? Since maids do all the work and cats do nothing?

Mind blown

Spoiler

If that's what minds blown look like then I REALLY should be capitalizing on the fact that my brain possesses a mini-nuke so people should watch it. xD