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Jaythulhu

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Lost. That show needs to be put out its misery. What the hell is a polar bear doing at the top of a junglee tree, and what happened to that damn sorta dragonbird thing? Acid trip?
 

Nazulu

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Flying-Emu said:
Oh, where to start...?
Sonic
South Park
Final Fantasy
Mario
Super Smash Brothers
Mortal Kombat
*EDIT* Almost forgot Halo and anything related to World War II
You stop those and alot of people will lose their jobs!

SSBB was a terrible game but I would like them to release one more to make up for it. Melee is still one of my favourite games and I would like to move on. Keep it simple with the same game play as Melee but with more shit in it, and 'no' on the extremely long tedious adventure.

The FF story's are crap so I wished they just make all the scenes have a skip button. I never really was a fan but 7 and 8 were alright and thats about it. They just need a better writer and make all the moves super awesome against weird but intimidating baddies. I mean more awesome and you can move a camera around the attack while your doing it!
 

jockslap

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Nazulu said:
Flying-Emu said:
Oh, where to start...?
Sonic
South Park
Final Fantasy
Mario
Super Smash Brothers
Mortal Kombat
*EDIT* Almost forgot Halo and anything related to World War II
You stop those and alot of people will lose their jobs!

SSBB was a terrible game but I would like them to release one more to make up for it. Melee is still one of my favourite games and I would like to move on. Keep it simple with the same game play as Melee but with more shit in it, and 'no' on the extremely long tedious adventure.

The FF story's are crap so I wished they just make all the scenes have a skip button. I never really was a fan but 7 and 8 were alright and thats about it. They just need a better writer and make all the moves super awesome against weird but intimidating baddies. I mean more awesome and you can move a camera around the attack while your doing it!
yeah, final fantasy sucked, ive played the original and 10...and 10 was about i giant evil fish that was apparently the protaganist's father....just stupid.
 

Killerbunny001

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A lot of things need to die in the gaming scene because we don`t really evolve by playing "Gears of Final Fanboy Warcraft".

I move that after killing EA we should banish any and all titles that have higher than the number 3 attached to the end.


EDIT: Forgot Nintendo: We should brainwash their chef designers into hating their franchises as much as we do and then see who can resurrect Mr Gay for the tenth billion time.
 

Eyclonus

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R.A. Salvatore's D&D ca$h-in novels. Yes we know Drizzt is a whiny *****.
Actually what I hate the most is his determination to write all dwarfs as insane Glasswegians. After trying to get through a small 7 page section where two dwarfs are arguing I resolved to hunt down this prick who thinks writing a scottish accent is good idea. What I will do to him depends on how much sharp objects I can carry at the time.

Seriously its a sign of a retarded fuck-brain when 9 lines of dialogue consists mostly of sentences like "Uh" n"'d M''''i h"m"r'

Also I believe Dragonlance is starting smell like when the refrigerator breaks down and you find that Christmas turkey from your birth year.
 

hoezee

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HALF LIFE.

Yes. I want to know how it ends already! Stop doing these short tiny whiny games and make 3 already. And for the love of god end it once and for all.
Same with resident evil and silent hill, wich is being raped beyond recognition.

Just as silent hill came and scared my ass, another, new and different ip of horror could hop on the train of success, if we mind enough to give it a chance.
 

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Spin-off games: Really, virtually no movie-to-game conversion has really made a good game with the possible expection of the Lego 'Movie' series.

Sonic and Mario ... well, seriously, they need there pensitions by now.

'Book' games - I'm looking at you Japan, especially you MGS 4 - games where you have virtualy no input nor gameplay relative to the number of cutscenes. If I want a movie where I have to press a few buttons every time I want it to continue, I'd have bought a dodgly DVD player.
 

jockslap

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postmanpat said:
Danzorz said:
Flying-Emu said:
Oh, where to start...?
Sonic
South Park
Final Fantasy
Mario
Super Smash Brothers
Mortal Kombat
*EDIT* Almost forgot Halo and anything related to World War II

I wouldn't of minded that last comment about World war 2...Wait yes I would have, Though it should be toned down in the game industry. But I think you should shut up and be a little more though full for those who fought and loss they're lives for the allied nations. But what really pisses me off is the fact you had the sheer fuck-tardery to post that just one day from REMEMBRANCE DAY(A day that honours the sacrifices of those who died in World War 1). You know the day where we honour the troops who fought tooth and godam nail for they're country in conditions only comparable to the poorest parts of 3rd world countries. Though that is in World War one It still relates to world war two. Of course like you would care about 62 (or so) Million people dying. Not to be over-patriotic but at which point did you think World War 2 had been around long enough? Is there a certain point where we stop caring about 62 million people dying? can humanity be that selfish? (I doubt it). Seriously show some respect to the fallen members of combat. Or are you too important to honour millions of dead? You better create a cure for cancer before you can post that verbal shit-sickle again.

Simpsons
Mario
Sonic
MegaMan
Oh my yes, how dare he post his displeasure at the influx of WWII related games in the industry only one day before remembrance day? The gall.
Oh, and your point about when has WWII been around long enough to "stop caring" about those who had fallen. Well, correct me if I'm wrong, but somehow i don't think you would stop to often to remember the men and women who had died fighting the Roman empire, Grecian empire among many other empires. Have they been dead long enough to stop caring?
Or, are you too important to stop caring about the millions men, women and children who had died fighting and murdered in cold blood.
you know, most of the world would rather forget about WWII, it was a horrible bloody mess over what i can honestly say was a really stupid reason, but the fact is it had to happen, and because it was America's one shining moment where they truly did save the day from an obviously evil enemy they refuse to let it go, we get it, you saved the world in WWII, stop being douches. You do realize that the medal of honor series has been going longer than WWII ran?
 

KittywifaMohawk

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Flying-Emu said:
perfectimo said:
You are allowed, I don't see even a hint at me saying you're not allowed.

I just don't see how 3 instalments is too much.
It's not that it's too much, it's that I dislike all of them, and don't think that they're worthy of a sequel. Others may disagree with me, but that's their opinion.
I know exactly how you feel. They shouldn't come out with another one, it's not worthy, not good enough. Just end it here and it'll all be good.


Back to the subject.

Need for Speed, Armored Core, The Simpsons, stupid reality tv shows, GTA, Guitar Hero, All the stupid movies that turn into games. And more.
 

MarshallBrood

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perfectimo said:
Flying-Emu said:
perfectimo said:
You should also add all other games that exceed Halo's run, or did you just put Halo to keep people happy?
I'm sorry, I didn't know I wasn't allowed to dislike Halo. Excuse my ignorance.
You are allowed, I don't see even a hint at me saying you're not allowed.

I just don't see how 3 instalments is too much.
Its not Halo 3 its the sinoffs that are running at us
 

teh_gunslinger

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Danzorz said:
I wouldn't of minded that last comment about World war 2...Wait yes I would have, Though it should be toned down in the game industry. But I think you should shut up and be a little more though full for those who fought and loss they're lives for the allied nations. But what really pisses me off is the fact you had the sheer fuck-tardery to post that just one day from REMEMBRANCE DAY(A day that honours the sacrifices of those who died in World War 1). You know the day where we honour the troops who fought tooth and godam nail for they're country in conditions only comparable to the poorest parts of 3rd world countries. Though that is in World War one It still relates to world war two. Of course like you would care about 62 (or so) Million people dying. Not to be over-patriotic but at which point did you think World War 2 had been around long enough? Is there a certain point where we stop caring about 62 million people dying? can humanity be that selfish? (I doubt it). Seriously show some respect to the fallen members of combat. Or are you too important to honour millions of dead? You better create a cure for cancer before you can post that verbal shit-sickle again.
It may be just me, but stopping the terrible amount of (sometimes bad) WW2 games doesn't seem disrespectful to the fallen. If anything the constant flow of games making money depicting said soldiers seems to me to be, in a way, kinda disrespectful.
I don't think that we should forget what happened, but in the big picture games doesn't help anyone "honor" anything. The games are boring, bland money machines made with the single purpose of making as much profit as possible. How is that showing respect?

Sorry if I have offended anyone, but it just seems a non issue to want the flood of WW2 games to stop.
 

mkb07a

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Doug said:
Spin-off games: Really, virtually no movie-to-game conversion has really made a good game with the possible expection of the Lego 'Movie' series.

Sonic and Mario ... well, seriously, they need there pensitions by now.

'Book' games - I'm looking at you Japan, especially you MGS 4 - games where you have virtualy no input nor gameplay relative to the number of cutscenes. If I want a movie where I have to press a few buttons every time I want it to continue, I'd have bought a dodgly DVD player.
This. I apply that same principle to Kingdom Hearts (a game I actually like.)

On topic, I nominate:
Guitar Hero
reality TV shows
[insert-title-here] Movie... movies...
Dan Brown
 

Galletea

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Oh so we have to watch what we think about war games because you only think of the wars on rememberence day? It isn't just about the 2 world wars anyway, it has become about our armed forces whenever and wherever they are posted.

I agree with flying emu, there have been too many games about ww2, mostly bad ones, due to the fact it was the last was where we could say the opponent was the 'bad guy' I think exploiting such an event is worse. No one said to ignore the fact that it happened, just that it is portrayed to often within that industry.
 

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I'm surprised no one has said Family Guy or American Dad or any show directed by Seth MacFarlane. They're nothing but a string of immature, borderline tasteless pop culture references. At least the Simpsons allowed us to sympathize with Homer. Peter is simply a douchebag idiot and not the good kind.
 

Chiasm

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Carmen Sandiego, It is time to just throw in the towel on the search already.