Serioulsly Mom, thats your best advice?

[JoshGod]

tell her if she likes him so much she can go out with him.

anyway try to get him to do something rediculous and film it to take him back, then dont take hime back and post it on interwebs.

also now you know your moms advice is useless so never listen to it again!

 

[teisjm]

"I'd rather have you smoke weed once a week, than 20 ciggarets a day"

But i suppose she actually has a point from a health point of view.

 

[Booze Zombie]

She wants you to get with someone because she is the typical mother selfishly thinking of grandchildren.

At least, that's what TV would have me believe.

 

[SamFancyPants252]

uh, my mum tells me constantly while on PS3 to "cook those nades" and "pwn those noobs with your noob tube!pro pipe!"

 

[Azure-Supernova]

*Snip'd*

Why do I never get put in positions of justifiable murder =( I envy thee!

Wha..? I was in that position because my life was consistantly shitty, what with almost everyone I cared about turning on me and almost everyone I knew harassing me and trying to completely break my spirit to the point where any rational human being would snap. You envy that..?

Just the position, not the circumstances that put you there... I've already got a set of circumstances that were good enough for me, but the general public might think otherwsie...

 

[troth]

This is not my mothers "advice" but is still fucking stupid:

When my 16 year old sister got a 20 year old boyfriend my mother said that she would be unable to say no and would have sex with him, get pregnant, get and STD and DIE.

when I heard about that I nearly pissed myself from laughter.

 

[Ben Jamin]

My parents advice has been sounds so far but I think they should make a mistake any day now...

 

[Chesterfield Snapdragon McFisticuffs]

You should of told him to do the piggy dance, then film it

I'm a little piggy here's my snout...

Oops, ok uh, I don't ask advice from my parents because I can figure it out myself.

Should have, not should of. Sorry, pet hate.

 

[Weaver]

I used to think my parents advice was stupid.
Then I grew up.

Now I see that my parents are very wise, and I was an idiot.

But in this case, I would disagree with your mother.
Cheaters only learn when they lose, not when they get away with it.

I used to think my parent's advice was stupid.
Then I grew up.

Now I see that my parents advice was even worse than I thought at the time. I'm glad to trust myself.

 

[Mcupobob]

"Don't ever get caught and don't trust the cops"

My mom when talking to me about drugs......

 

[Lexodus]

"You got a bad grade? Get the hammer! Mr Snuggles is going bye-bye!"