Serioulsly Mom, thats your best advice?

[Vigilantis]

The Mom might like the boy and or trust him (which is weird to say since obviously he cheated on her daughter) but more or less I think its just a way to say that there are far worse guys in the world and she'd much rather have her daughter with this creep than one thats gonna do something far worse.

 

[Rolling Thunder]

Here's some brotherly advice, then.


Punch the bastard right in the fucking nose.

 

[RanD00M]

"Son, dont buy drugs, become buy a popstar and they give them to you for free"
Thanks dad ¬_¬

That's the best advice any parent could give.EVER!

 

[rathorn14]

I broke up with my boyfriend monday because he cheated one me.. he came to my house last night begging for me back and i sure as hell wasn't giving him another chance. Then i talked to my mom about it and she was convincing me to take him back...what the hell?

so i was wondering if any of you have ever gotten strange advice from your parents

Urgh, the same thing happened with my current girlfriend. But her grandmother (whom she lives with) was desperate to convince her to get back with her ex (before me) just because he had money. I think they just want you to be with someone for the sake of it sometimes, just so you're not alone.

Oh god, my ex's (we had been together about 3 years) parents wanted her to date their friend's son. She didn't. So every day after church they'd go out some place and have them drop their son off with them and forced them to go on dates and have him pour gifts onto her and sob on about how horrible his life is with Hepatitis (he lied that he was dying from it and later admitted that he was an inactive carrier of it and isn't affected at all) until she dumped me. My parent's advice? I should have just been more of a bachelor and not put up with being with girls long-term because they'll never make me happy, as in fuck them and don't date them. That came from my mother, about a girl I had been with for 3 years, who had been the person who helped me cope with and overcome my chronic depression and actually made me a happy person -.-

Oh, and the reason her parents gave for trying to get her with him? Because I always have sex on my mind and am a horrible person, and he's a good kid. He would spend every day in church trying to get into her pants (she would complain about it to me like every week), and the first thing they did when she left me for him was to buy her birth control and condems because they knew all they'd be doing every time they saw eachother was fucking. Honestly, what goes through parent's minds is fucking beyond me.

EDIT: The people saying that you should never listen to a person who's cheated kinda bug me. I mean, not everyone is being rediculous, but there seems to be an assumption that if something happened with someone else, they're a sleezy bastard who spends all their free time screwing other girls. I guess it's a fair assumption to make in most cases, but as someone who's had someone try to force themselves on me and then got accused of cheating for it, it just bugs me to see that >.<

I've had a similar experience with my girlfriends parents trying to convince her to dump me for the guy she was cheating on me with. Perfectly awesome 3-year long relationship down the tubes just like that. It still fills me with impotent self-righteous anger because her parents used to love me for being the polite, caring guy with the requisite patience and understanding to cope with their daughter's Aspergers, and next thing I know they want her to be with the sleaze-ball, and they were well aware that he was just trying to get in her pants. It absolutely baffles me. Anyways, enough of the cathartic ranting. You should definitely have a serious talk with your mom about WHY she thinks you should take him back, and have a serious talk with him about why he cheated on you. Just try to get plenty of facts.

 

[Bozbezbozzel]

"Girls love it when you can play something for them on the piano"

Well... let me start with informing you that I'm gay...

Well, I don't think that girls are the only ones who love it when you play something for them, so if she'd said: "Girls or guys..." it wouldn't be bad advice, I think.

OT: My mom once said: "Honey, you're being too cerebral. You should just go and have sex with a 25-year old construction worker!"

 

[MercenaryCanary]

I have been slowly realizing that mothers are not exactly the best person for advice.

 

[x0ny]

Give him a second chance...

"We all make mistakes, that's why we have erasers on pencils."
-Lenny

OT: Fortunately my parents only give good advice.

 

[Fwee]

"It's down the road, not across the street"

 

[Snowalker]

This chick broke up with me and my parents got on to me because of something, I blocked them out when they started yelling.

 

[Chancie]

Yeah, you probably decided by now, but don't take him back. If he'll cheat once, he'll cheat again.

Anyways...my life seems to consist of nothing but weird advice from my mom. xD She has very strange theories about life.

 

[Quaxar]

Am I the only one, whom this totally reminds of that website?
http://crazythingsparentssay.com/

Personally I don't have much to complain about except for the usual stuff like my mom pointing out obvious things and solutions all the time

 

[TimeLord]

1. If he cheated on the same person who is in your picture on your profile page then he is a twat.

[sub]Apologies will end sucking up now[/sub]

2. Parents are weird and strange beings, probably not from this planet. They might have been trying reverse phycology but I doubt it.

3. In response to you actual question.......................I got nothing

 

[dirt_empire]

"Always wrap your fireman."

"Keep $20 in your sock.

 

[Ultra_Caboose]

My dad has taught me so many things, how to change oil, how to drive, how to synchronize a fart with turning on a light switch, but the most inportant lesson he ever taught me was...

"Never forget to breathe."

 

[Gorrister]

I used to think my parents advice was stupid.
Then I grew up.

Now I see that my parents are very wise, and I was an idiot.

But in this case, I would disagree with your mother.
Cheaters only learn when they lose, not when they get away with it.

Gotta agree with this, it's sage advice.
I cannot fathom why your mum would suggest you take him back, unless she has shady ulterior motives.

...did you ever find out who your man was cheating on you with? I'd have some serious words with my mother if I were you.


Jokes aside, I suppose the best advice my mums ever gave me was to walk off a broken leg. Nice one!

 

[The Only]

have u learned your lesson?

dont talk to parents!

talk to a close friend or something

 

[FalloutForever]

Hes only sorry he got caught -_-