Serioulsly Mom, thats your best advice?
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Yeesh.
That's odd. My parents aren't like that luckily.
Strange though because thats what my mom's parents said about her last boyfriend. He was a dick and she broke up with him and her family was shocked and kept asking "How could you break his heart like that?!"
Families are fucked up.
That's odd. My parents aren't like that luckily.
Strange though because thats what my mom's parents said about her last boyfriend. He was a dick and she broke up with him and her family was shocked and kept asking "How could you break his heart like that?!"
Families are fucked up.
My avatar is actually secretly ironic. Shhhhh.DemonicKitten said:
Meh... my love life is a little bit... ummm... difficult to explain, but fortunately, my parents don't seem to want to ask too many questions, since my girlfriend of 6 years is, in their words, 'the healthiest relationship you've ever had'.
I've really rather glad that my parents don't want to ask questions, since me mother, she's Orange, and me father, he be Green... (cookie for reference, and another for knowing what that really means.)
Somewhat more on-topic, my fathers advice concerning sex was 'I know what you and that girl are doing out in the garage, and it isn't fixing the car. Go do it somewhere else. Oh, and here's a rubber.'
My dad having a rubber on hand to give me is a little disturbing.
What about the people that bake cakes?Ultracake said:
As for the rest of the thread...
Once a cheater, always a cheater... Your mom is a dope for telling you that... Shame on her.
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Did he have 2 girls lined up? Were they hot? If so.. Coolest Dad... EVER!The Anhk24 said:
Me:"So in your opinion, if you are mistreated by a select group of people, or a community, then it is okay to hate that entire "race" of people?
Mom:"Yes!"*pushes me down a flight of stairs*
Ironically, my first time realizing someone I knew was racist.
Mom:"Yes!"*pushes me down a flight of stairs*
Ironically, my first time realizing someone I knew was racist.
I could write a book about the 'advice' my dad has given me.
"Wherever you go, there you are."
"If you can see that far...then, well, you can see that far."
He has tried to give me advice on more serious matters before, but he doesn't understand that me and him are almost exact opposites when it comes to bigger issues x_x
"Wherever you go, there you are."
"If you can see that far...then, well, you can see that far."
He has tried to give me advice on more serious matters before, but he doesn't understand that me and him are almost exact opposites when it comes to bigger issues x_x
Nos so much advice but her reaction to me telling her I fooled around with a dude's GF (She knew something was up and the guilt was killing me) When I told her we didn't actually have sex, she said something along the lines of "Oh, well that's good. At least you got an experience(It was the first sexual experience)" my eaction was somthing along the lines of 0_o
"Don't drink tonight" As I walk out the door to a local concert...Fox1789 said:
Ahhh parents give weird advice...
Not advice per se, but i remember my mother getting upset when i said i didnt believe in god
Me: "but mum, do you" believe in God?"
Mum "um.. well.. not really"
Me: "so why does this bother you?"
Mum; "well i want you to beleive in something"
Go figure...
Me: "but mum, do you" believe in God?"
Mum "um.. well.. not really"
Me: "so why does this bother you?"
Mum; "well i want you to beleive in something"
Go figure...
"Please, be careful out on the road! It's slippery when it rains!"
Every time she said that, and still does when I visit. No shit! Let's just completely forget that I've had a driver's license for almost a decade.
Every time she said that, and still does when I visit. No shit! Let's just completely forget that I've had a driver's license for almost a decade.
My favorite piece of advice from my dad:
"Do what I mean, not what I say!"
Of course, this was from the same guy who thought "You only want to do what you want to do" was a valid argument. I just thought it was common sense.
I got slightly better advice from my mother:
"Whatever you do, don't have kids."
This was more along the lines of "Don't have kids, they're not worth the effort", and not "You're a terrible person, don't reproduce" or even "Having you ruined my life and I hate you for it".
"Do what I mean, not what I say!"
Of course, this was from the same guy who thought "You only want to do what you want to do" was a valid argument. I just thought it was common sense.
I got slightly better advice from my mother:
"Whatever you do, don't have kids."
This was more along the lines of "Don't have kids, they're not worth the effort", and not "You're a terrible person, don't reproduce" or even "Having you ruined my life and I hate you for it".
My Dad told me this:
Sex is immoral... and porn is filth and never have sex untill your married.
My Mom told me this:
You should be going out and having sex with all kinds of girls untill you find one you really like. (What are you serious). Yes go have fun... but dont get any girl pregnant make sure you use a condom.
I was blown away... but i think my mom is awesome.
As for a cheater, screw him. For all my vices i've never once cheated on a girl while i was in a relationship. Now... making girls cheat while they're in a relationship <.<...
Sex is immoral... and porn is filth and never have sex untill your married.
My Mom told me this:
You should be going out and having sex with all kinds of girls untill you find one you really like. (What are you serious). Yes go have fun... but dont get any girl pregnant make sure you use a condom.
I was blown away... but i think my mom is awesome.
As for a cheater, screw him. For all my vices i've never once cheated on a girl while i was in a relationship. Now... making girls cheat while they're in a relationship <.<...
Similar.spikeyjoey said:
Parent's in general are an odd bunch at times, huh?
Also, never take back a cheater, becuase they'll cheat again! haven't video games taught us this?
My mom is a very interesting person and some people have suggested that I make a Shit My Mom Says Twitter/website.
Here are a few jems:
"Lie a little it's Christmas" if you want to have a good Christmas with family you are going to have to pretend to like them
"Let your fingers do the walking" If you want to properly pleasure a woman sometimes you have to use your fingers... this one was really awkward
A suggestion to my sister "If you wake up and your boyfriend/husband has a boner that doesn't mean he wants to have sex, that just happens in the morning time."
There are I am certain a great deal more but this is all I can come up with off the top of my head.
Here are a few jems:
"Lie a little it's Christmas" if you want to have a good Christmas with family you are going to have to pretend to like them
"Let your fingers do the walking" If you want to properly pleasure a woman sometimes you have to use your fingers... this one was really awkward
A suggestion to my sister "If you wake up and your boyfriend/husband has a boner that doesn't mean he wants to have sex, that just happens in the morning time."
There are I am certain a great deal more but this is all I can come up with off the top of my head.