Seriously, HOW do people find "I did your mom" jokes funny?
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I will speak in capital letters because this is a serious problem that has infected many of my dear friends and will not leave, despite the best care of some of the most acclaimed doctors.
IT WAS FUNNY FOR FIVE MINUTES WHEN IT FIRST WAS CREATED. MANY, MANY TIRESOME YEARS HAVE GONE BY. GOD NOW HATES YOU. SHUT UP, BECAUSE WHENEVER YOU UTTER THAT PHRASE, SOMEONE GETS CANCER. TRY THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID. IT'S FUNNIER AND SLIGHTLY NEWER. I THINK.
In conclusion, nobody finds it funny, but the sadly widespread immaturity and peer pressure from almost every aspect of society will grant it false laughs until the partakers die of suffocation. I would advise breaking everyone's nose who says it seriously, so that it will die out fast.
IT WAS FUNNY FOR FIVE MINUTES WHEN IT FIRST WAS CREATED. MANY, MANY TIRESOME YEARS HAVE GONE BY. GOD NOW HATES YOU. SHUT UP, BECAUSE WHENEVER YOU UTTER THAT PHRASE, SOMEONE GETS CANCER. TRY THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID. IT'S FUNNIER AND SLIGHTLY NEWER. I THINK.
In conclusion, nobody finds it funny, but the sadly widespread immaturity and peer pressure from almost every aspect of society will grant it false laughs until the partakers die of suffocation. I would advise breaking everyone's nose who says it seriously, so that it will die out fast.
Oh, so because I make a complaint about something, then obviously I have been offended by it and a total mental mess about it? This isnt even a complaint either. If you recognized the threat title for anything other than an opportunity to spew your useless two cents in, you'd see that i'm asking a question. So to you, asking a question about why people find an immature sexual comment that bears no meaning nor purpose funny is immature? I guess I should just not question anything in life, at all.DarkMessiah said:
So I guess you're never commented, questioned, or complained about anything in life? Because obviously I've made some sort of huge mistake that seems to offend you, considering the fact that you seem to think that i'm "whining".
I probably should have specified, I meant when it isnt used as a comeback, just simply saying something like "Im going to come to your house and do your mom"Sparrow Tag said:
Thank you for proving my point. And welcome to the escapist.ZakkR said:
Hey, there are some hot 12 year olds out there. And someone's sister isn't necessarily 12. Someone's mom is necessarily a lot older.berethond said:
And that's different. He's the same age. He started when she wasn't old, he just had to stick with it. My point wasn't that they're having sex with the mom, that they're younger and bragging about it.The_Killing_Name said:
Computer-Noob said:
I'm sensing deep seeded problems and insecurities, most likely stemmed from mother related issues....
No seriously, mom jokes are funny. But imagine if you really did nail someones mom, no matter what they said or did in your direction you would always win... always. And not all moms are going to be automatically 30 yeaers older and nasty, i know some hot ass MILFS that aren't that much older than I.
Computer-Noob said:
The point of a public internet forum is to give my opinion, or "spew my useless two cents", and just because you apparantly don't agree with my thoughts doesn't mean that they're useless.
Fair enough, what I wrote was more a personal response to your post rather than answering the question you posed, although I'm sure I'm not the first person to do that in this thread. Nonetheless, my opinion on "I did you mum" jokes are that they are only funny when correctly delivered, the actual content tends to be meaningless. My friend, for example, can usual deliver a crappy and clichéd one-liner like that, but still be funny when doing it.
Yes, I do find your choice of topic quite immature. Almost everbody is aware that jokes about someone's mother are rarely funny on content alone, and I'm sure the majority of Escapist users can recognise this without you pointing them in the right direction.
Also, it's quite obvious that I made the inaccurate assumption about you whining for a vague comedic effect, it's not like I actually imagined you'd gotten really frustrated over someone telling you they'd had sex with your mum. Don't take it all so seriously.
The real reason for the 'I had sex with your mum' things comes from the Freudian theory that men are sexually possessive over their mothers. Which is why people seem offended by them. Well, not offended, more frustrated.
It's true throughout the animal kingdom, male adolescents often clash with their fathers, often over the mother. Although neither of them conciously choose it to be over the mother. It's just theorised to be that way.
It's true throughout the animal kingdom, male adolescents often clash with their fathers, often over the mother. Although neither of them conciously choose it to be over the mother. It's just theorised to be that way.
It's only funny if it's utterly ridiculous, and doesn't make any sense. Same goes for most "that's what she said" jokes.
That's how you stop any "your mom" joke combo in it's tracks.dontworryaboutit said:
On topic, they can be quite funny when used properly.
They can be used so randomly that it's always funny plus it is added in the joke that you usually never met their mother. But if you seriously have a problem with the jokes then you are really stuck up, but it is understandable for them to become very very annoying.