Sex Education, your experiences.

[Mechsoap]

we had two classes last year and i hardly learned anything, i dident already know.

 

[PureChaos]

the only thing i remember about sex ed is a video of what happens in the urathra of a penis when a man ejaculates (i can go into more detail about the video but wont now) and whether or not it was actuallly a camera shoved up a man's penis or just CG.

 

[Skeleton Jelly]

Well since my generation is mostly comprised of people who have sex all the damn time like retarded rabbits, they just stressed protection and testing.

Boring classes filled with that shit that adults would think us teenagers would laugh our asses off too. And when no one laughed at the retarded jokes and such, I felt sorry for the presenters.

 

[Shockolate]

The only thing that I remember specifically is in grade school, when all the classes were split by gender for the day to teach us about stuff.

So I'm in a room with 60+ other dudes talking about girls, but not the cool stuff like, who's got the nicest tits, boring stuff like feelings and periods and other unmanly things, when the teacher lady started talking about how men have lots of put downs for women.

She asked for examples. After someone said the very obvious "*****", I raised my hand and said "Whore." Everyone laughed. Then I said "Slut". Everyone laughed again. I then casually reeled off 7 or so more words, completely dead pan before the lady cut me off. Much lulz ensued from my male friends at my knowledge of insults. Good times.

 

[Phlakes]

We had to watch a video of the lower half of a black bear vomiting a dozen liters of chili and a human fetus.

Oh wait, it was called "The Miracle of Life"?

 

[bubba145]

6th grade 11 years old (basics of sex)
9th grade 14 (nothing but talks on safe sex and how you get to sex in a relationship, like boiling water in a pot. normal slow relationship for those who will take this wrong.)
now uh i know i don't need classes on it we all know.

 

[skeliton112]

I got the impression they were sort of overdoing it. The first time was in fifth grade, where we just learned the basic mechanics of stuff, and how our junk looked.

Then we went through how to use contraceptives, several times(We learned it several times, that is. We didn't learn how to do it repeatedly.), during lower secondary school. I actually got rather bored with it.

Edit: Oooh: And googling 'genital warts' in class. Boy, was that a fun experience.

You... You needed to be told what your junk looks like?

OP: I new all the stuff they taught us in year 7 in year 3-4. we spent 10 weeks on it in year seven and 3 of those weeks were learning about menstruation. And it was a class of all boys for that particular class.

 

[One Seven One]

"This is the male organ; this is the female organ."
And
"Getting pregnant in highschool will ruin your life."

That's it...

 

[bubba145]

My schools sex ed. program was pretty good. People asked the obviously stupid questions and there was plenty of giggling and videos filmed before our conception. Seemed to work though, combined with the towns affluence we didn't have any pregnancies through middle and high school, in a school of about 1200.

We covered all sorts of things: the biology of the bits and pieces, STDs and pregnancy, developing fetuses, testicular/breast cancer self screening, and more. Sex Ed. was taught in grades 6, 8 and 9. The sex ed. system was actually really good and totally not preachy, though it was disturbing hearing the teacher say that "masturbation is perfectly normal and healthy" somewhat encouragingly.

your teacher actuall told you to wank??? Damn my teachers would never do that.

 

[hazabaza1]

We had to watch the lower half of a black bear vomiting a dozen liters of chili and a human fetus.

Oh wait, it was called "The Miracle of Life"?

That made me laugh way too much,. Thank you for that.
OT:Not much. Get a pamphlet showing us a cartoon boy with an erection, and then saw a woman giving birth. Lovely.

 

[Jamiemitsu]

Does anyone remember "Johnny Condom"? Yeah...

 

[War Pony]

In middle school what stands out with me was when we had to watch thermal video of a man getting an erection and ejaculating, and then footage of a camera in a woman's uterus at some point.

And then the scar(e) tactics in high school. We were passed around pictures of THIS IS WHAT THIS SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASE LOOKS LIKE BETWEEN YOUR LEGS. Many of them. In color....

Then again, they did the same things with cigarettes. We passed around lungs of people that were cigarette smokers in clear thin containers.

 

[Jonluw]

I got the impression they were sort of overdoing it. The first time was in fifth grade, where we just learned the basic mechanics of stuff, and how our junk looked.

Then we went through how to use contraceptives, several times(We learned it several times, that is. We didn't learn how to do it repeatedly.), during lower secondary school. I actually got rather bored with it.

Edit: Oooh: And googling 'genital warts' in class. Boy, was that a fun experience.

You... You needed to be told what your junk looks like?

Okay, there might have been more to it, but all I can remember from that class was that we got a booklet full of pictures of willies, and that the teacher told us it would probably hurt a bit the first time 'round.

 

[Baron Von Evil Satan]

"Raaaawwwrrr, Don't have sex or you'll get STD's, Raaaawwwwrrrr!!!!! Or, if you do have sex use a condom, raawwrr!!!"

That's pretty much it.

 

[AndyFromMonday]

Sex ed i had first time in 7th grade but i knew all that i ever have to know when i was like 8
and this summer i went to third base with my "girlFriend"and i knew what to do *proudness* XD

Change your name to Rowdy and you've got the perfect setup for a Scrubs joke.

 

[Freedomario]

i took health in freshman high school year, but i already knew about 80%-90% of it.

 

[Dags90]

your teacher actually told you to wank??? Damn my teachers would never do that.

She had a knack for being awkward and embarrassingly open. She always earnestly wanted to know how you were feeling, bit unnerving really. Another funny memory of the teacher was when she groped herself and said "these are breasts".

I, too, received "the talk" from my parents before sex ed.

 

[KingArmery]

um... we watched some videos of a girl giving birth then put a condom on a thingy...
we also watched a video of a person ejaculating (BONUS)
the rest is a blur of boredom...

I had to watch two different videos of someone giving birth, and the first time none of us were told that was what we were about to watch.