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mithical

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DanDeFool said:
"Sex in adolescence also left the hamsters more prone to depression..."

Okay, so... maybe doesn't apply to humans quite so much? I'm pretty sure the workings of the human brain are a bit more complex than the hamster brain, especially when it comes to sexual relationships.

Then again, I don't really know anything about how clinical depression works. Maybe it's nature's way of telling you, "alright, you've done your job, passed along your genes, yadda-yadda, now go hurry up and die somewhere" post-jailbait-bang.
They look for symptoms of depression like physical fatigue, low energy, changes in appetite, and changes in sleep patterns.

I heard about an interesting study with rats.. I might be remembering this incorrectly but it went something like this. There were two buttons. One gave the rats a little shock and one gave them a piece of cheese. Each button always stayed the same, and over time the rats would learn to avoid the one with the shock. After it was clear they had the pattern down, they changed it so the button that shocked them was random. Or maybe it was that both shocked them. The idea was to put them in an environment where they felt like they had no control, an environment that made them feel helpless. Eventually they began to show the symptoms of depression mentioned above. Hopefully I got that mostly right.

Anyway, I've always considered the minds of humans to be more fragile than animals. All our crazy thoughts and feelings get all jumbled up and tie us down in terms of pure productivity, while an animal's mind is highly focused, if simple. If an animal can be overcome by depression, I'd wager a person would be more likely to become depressed in the same circumstance.

As for the article, I think we're all on the same page here. Scientific study blown way out of proportion and greatly extrapolated on by questionable news media source. Not to mention I'd take the extra sexual experience over some (probably negligible) growth downstairs, any day.
 

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If soomeone's sexually active at young age then it doesn't matter. He IS sexually active at young age, god damn it ! He obviously have no problem with scoring chicks + he'll have plenty of experience. Case closed.
 

DanielBrown

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Next step in trying to keep teenagers to quit screwing around?
I've been doing it since I was 13 and it hasn't.... OH MY GOD!
 

MercurySteam

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Th3Ch33s3Cak3 said:
I do think a discussion like this should not be allowed on the Escapist.
Why? We're all about questionable and controversial topics here on the forums. Just another day here on The Escapist forums, and that's how we like it. Nobody usually has any issue with discussed material here..... unless you're a nosy parent with nothing better to do.
 

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Right. Absolutely. Because we're ALL hamsters, so this obviously applies to all of hamstermanity.

I'm going to go nibble on my giant loaf of cheese, and then lick the tip of an upside down bottle hinged just outside the cage that is my life.
 

Mstrswrd

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Ordinaryundone said:
Honestly, if you are getting it often enough for this to come into play, then being small clearly isn't slowing you down.
... The literal embodiment of "It's not the size but how you use it," then?
 

orangeban

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I'm sorry, but the study claims the sexually active hamsters were depressed. What in God's name does a depressed hamster look like? Can hamsters even get depressed?

Anyway, until they give me a reason why being sexually active during adolescence shrinks your junk and makes you depressed, and until they do this experiment with humans instead of frickin' hamsters, I'll be a little skeptical about this one. Especially since it comes from Fox News, who'd probably use any shitty experiment to push abstinence-only education.
 

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6_Qubed said:
Sadly, I saw "foxnews" in the URL, and immediately dismissed it as unreliable.

Never forgiving that Mass Effect thing.
...But isn't a 15 second sex scene considered pornographic, even if no nudity is involved? And, besides, Mass Effect is a video game, and those are all marketed to children! /sarcasm
 

Something Amyss

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HardkorSB said:
LilithSlave said:
Honestly, I don't understand what a lot of guys find so great about being sexually active
I think it has something to do with having sex.
And the fact that people are wired for pleasure. Funny. Sex feels good, people want it. Weird.

>.>
 

Something Amyss

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217not237 said:
6_Qubed said:
Sadly, I saw "foxnews" in the URL, and immediately dismissed it as unreliable.

Never forgiving that Mass Effect thing.
...But isn't a 15 second sex scene considered pornographic, even if no nudity is involved? And, besides, Mass Effect is a video game, and those are all marketed to children! /sarcasm
Don't forget the fact that you can choose your partners and have virtual orgies...Or something.
 

Zack Alklazaris

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Never trust news entirely ever. No matters what station it is. Producers could write it wrong, reporters could say it wrong, directors could bring up wrong video. Don't take the news a full 100%.

Best thing is to find the source if a certain article interest you or gets you fired up.
 

DarkRyter

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So it's the reverse of sexually active teenage girls.

Get it?

The vagina allegedly widens.

That is the joke I was trying to make.
 

gbemery

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I think the bigger question we should be taking from this study is how do you know when a hamster is depressed? o_O
 

Jake0fTrades

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gbemery said:
I think the bigger question we should be taking from this study is how do you know when a hamster is depressed? o_O
This.

I think it's kind of sad that even IF Fox News said something that was even partially factual, no one would believe them.
 

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DVS BSTrD said:
That joke must be a sexually active teenage girl then,
'Cause that was quite a stretch.
Ok, pay that.

Seriosuly, though, "Fox News says sex is bad"...are we to be surprised?