*shrug* just interested in what people will come up with.
Matrix Revolutions:
Roland: My god, that woman can drive.
Matrix Revolutions:
Roland: My god, that woman can drive.
Shit film, great quote.
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"While you were still learning how to SPELL YOUR NAMES.... I was being trained TO CONQUER GALAXIES!"
- John Travolta, Battlefield Earth.
That whole movie cracked me up, but that line in particular was especially bad.
- John Travolta, Battlefield Earth.
That whole movie cracked me up, but that line in particular was especially bad.
It certainly does not, no.ChocoFace said:I usually regard anything short of enlightening/deeply fulfilling as shit so i hope there's no harm done here. You'll have to admit Pineapple Express doesn't fit these criteria.fenrizz said:But that film is not shitChocoFace said:
But it was good entertainment.
And also, I'm a sucker for stoner movies.
I your wife!!
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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." then he shoots someone
or equally good
Jules: [shoots Brett in the shoulder, Brett screams] Does he look ? like ? a *****?!
Brett: [in pain] No-o!
Jules: Then why'd you try to fuck him like a *****, Brett?
Brett: [faintly] I didn't!
Jules: Yes, you did! Yes, you did, Brett! You tried to fuck him. And Marsellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody except Mrs. Wallace.
n.b. none of these are from shit films but they are great quotes
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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." then he shoots someone
or equally good
Jules: [shoots Brett in the shoulder, Brett screams] Does he look ? like ? a *****?!
Brett: [in pain] No-o!
Jules: Then why'd you try to fuck him like a *****, Brett?
Brett: [faintly] I didn't!
Jules: Yes, you did! Yes, you did, Brett! You tried to fuck him. And Marsellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody except Mrs. Wallace.
n.b. none of these are from shit films but they are great quotes
"You know, man, if we ever make it home, I'm going to do so much fucking cocaine. I'm gonna rape so many fine bitches. I'll be like, "What time is it? After 5:00? Damn. Time to go rape me some fine bitches."
-Stans from Predators
I hated the movie but that one quote just had my friends and I bust out laughing
-Stans from Predators
I hated the movie but that one quote just had my friends and I bust out laughing
"We are the Commando Elite. Everything else is just a toy! "
"Soldiers, no poor sap ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by being all that he can be. Damn the torpedoes, or give me death! Eternal vigilance is the price of duty. And, to the victors go the spoils. So remember: you are the best of the best of the few and the proud. So ask not what your country can do for you, only regret that you have but one life to live! The war against the Gorgonites will be won! Commando Elite, let the first shot be fired! Search out the Gorgonites and frag 'em all! "
-Chip Hazard
Gil Mars: Now these guys are soldiers, right? And what do soldiers need?
Irwin Wayfair: Hats?
(Small Soldiers)
"Soldiers, no poor sap ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by being all that he can be. Damn the torpedoes, or give me death! Eternal vigilance is the price of duty. And, to the victors go the spoils. So remember: you are the best of the best of the few and the proud. So ask not what your country can do for you, only regret that you have but one life to live! The war against the Gorgonites will be won! Commando Elite, let the first shot be fired! Search out the Gorgonites and frag 'em all! "
-Chip Hazard
Gil Mars: Now these guys are soldiers, right? And what do soldiers need?
Irwin Wayfair: Hats?
(Small Soldiers)
