Should I have retaliated?

[superbatranger]

In a situation like this, there's only one question you can ask yourself:


[sub]Though just asking her what the hell she's doing is a good idea too[/sub]

But, what if she doesn't even know what the hell she's doing in the first place? The slapping kinda makes sense, since I assume the asshole in question got in trouble, but biting? What the fuck?

 

[BlackStar42]

I'd have gone "What the hell" at the first slap, the second time, I'd have shoved back. If she did it again, it'd come to blows, she's had enough chances.

 

[Corporal Bill]

I think she likes you.

Seriously.

I never ever ever ever ever ever met or heard of her in my life lol

I think it was "Love at first bite".

It's weird, but there are a few girls out there that like to bite. That means she's cheating on her douche of a boyfriend. She sensed his failing health (he smokes cigarettes) as a weakness and decided to choose someone stronger and healthier. Since you didn't react when she pulled and bit you, that made you strong and virile in her eyes.

Doubt that since shes saying how much of an ugly failure I am on msn :S

 

[DMonkey]

She BIT you?

Dude, if she wants to act like a dog, treat her like one... smack her on the nose with a rolled up news paper, and tie that ***** in the backyard.

 

[Denamic]

If she slapped me, I'd probably just verbally berate her.
The biting, though, would warrant a punch.

 

[Swarley]

Reminds me of that old saying "Snitches get stitches."

 

[faspxina]

Feh. A man needs his girlfriend to fight his battles? Reminds me of that one Fresh Prince episode in a few ways.

OT: That seems a little....awkward to not react in that situation; I can't imagine things were overly quiet on both ends. A quick shove, a "WTF" and a situation assessment on whether or not you'll run or confront her would've sufficed for me if I was in that situation. It seems odd that something like...that would happen so cleanly.

.....Or if it was all quiet.....Could she have been a zombie? If so, you're screwed.

he used awkwardness to protect himself

it doesn't always work, but when it works... man, your opponent will begging you for mercy

 

[AWAR]

I would've smacked her up, real bad!

For real, if someone can't control his ***** he is probably a loser anyway. He should have been the one slapping you, not his girlfriend!

 

[Instinct Blues]

I would have called her a fat slut or something to really hurt her feelings but I wouldn't hit her.

 

[Paksenarrion]

I think she likes you.

Seriously.

I never ever ever ever ever ever met or heard of her in my life lol

I think it was "Love at first bite".

It's weird, but there are a few girls out there that like to bite. That means she's cheating on her douche of a boyfriend. She sensed his failing health (he smokes cigarettes) as a weakness and decided to choose someone stronger and healthier. Since you didn't react when she pulled and bit you, that made you strong and virile in her eyes.

Doubt that since shes saying how much of an ugly failure I am on msn :S

Is she actually talking to you on msn? If she's spending that much time and effort spouting vitriol to you, you're obviously on her mind a lot.

 

[Jark212]

Call the cops and press charges for teh lulz (that's seriously what I would do)...

And for future reference never ever get teachers involved in anything, they always make it 1000x worse, I learned this the hard way...

 

[no one really]

You have to throw retaliation dices!
OT: You probably would get a lower moral-stat if you were to go around hitting women... : /

 

[Darkgoosey666]

I say its time to break out the fucking gatling guns.

and thats why im not a judge.Also im 15.

 

[Danzaivar]

At the point where she bit you, you shoulda punched her in the head, REALLY FUCKING HARD.

And made a quip that he should keep his dog on it's leash or someones gonna have to put it down.