*Sigh* I'm such a moron...
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I'm sure everyone has been through this once. You go on a complete rampage looking for the TV remote or game controller or something similar, only to realise you were holding it the entire time.
Trying to open a door and saying "It's locked" even though I had been told prior that it was locked and had been given the key for the express purpose of unlocking it. FAIL.
Also asking my Mum where my school jumper was while I was wearing it.
Also asking my Mum where my school jumper was while I was wearing it.
Well I was in one class and I had to go get something out of another class and my teacher gave me her key. I got to the room and tried to unlock the door. It did't open. So I went back to class and said loudly from the door "Miss I think you gave me the wrong key" she said "You could't unlock the cupboard (the thing I needed was in a cupboard)" "No I could't unlock the door" "But the doors not locked"
Turns out the key she gave me was for the cupboard and the door just got jammed sometimes. Felt like such a dickhead, especially cos it was in frond of the whole class.
Turns out the key she gave me was for the cupboard and the door just got jammed sometimes. Felt like such a dickhead, especially cos it was in frond of the whole class.
I left my phone in the fridge when I went down to get something. I put in in the fridge so I could grab something, then I forgot about it and left it there. The next day, after searching everywhere, I went for something to drink and bam, phone.
When I was about 7 years old, I had a birthday party in one of those places with a big kiddy maze with obstacles and a ball pit. At one point one of my friends and I were racing eachother through the maze when i got to a room with columns that we had to weave through, about half way through the room someone else got in my way and when we tried to sidestep each other we kept going in the same direction, I said, 'I'll go to my left and you yours.' No reply, I assumed he had agreed and went left, too quickly, and we hit each other's head. At that point I looked up and saw a familiar face.
D'oh.
If you didn't get it:
Exit was on the adjacent wall.
D'oh.
If you didn't get it:
I hit a mirror.
Exit was on the adjacent wall.
I often order coffee to go in a café, pay for it, then almost leave the café before my coffee is made.
Luckily the staff tend to call me before I get out the door.
Luckily the staff tend to call me before I get out the door.
Oh God that's so annoying! Or iPod earphones too if they're hanging lose.CTU_Loscombe said:
I'd just be walking along and my earphones would get yanked out of my ears, much to my surprise.
EDIT: Eh, double post - my bad.
God things like that happen all the time xD still funny as hell. My sister is infamous for it. "Where's my phone? OMG where's my phone?!" "Sis... it's in your hand..." "Oh yeah."
Sometimes i can't believe she's 12 years older than me -_-"
I lose drinks the second i put them on my desk. I'll spend about 20 minutes searching for it.
Sometimes i can't believe she's 12 years older than me -_-"
I lose drinks the second i put them on my desk. I'll spend about 20 minutes searching for it.
I once got the back of my shirt caught in the door when i was going over to my girlfriend's house for the first time. Her dad might have laughed, but that wasn't the first impression i was hoping for...DuplicateValue said:
Back when I was a kid alot of the stupid things I did involved hammers mostly because I'manidiot I was an idiot. The best/worst hammer related hijinks were when I accidently hit myself in the kneecap with one, and when I decided to tap my toilet with one for some idiotic reason and shattered the front end so that when I flushed it water would just shoot out. So let that be a lesson for all of you; poercelain and hammers don't mix.
I put the TV remote in the fridge and spent the whole day looking for it.
Amazingly it still worked.
Amazingly it still worked.
I thought my Mediaplayer had crashed some week ago, because it had mysteriously fallen silent.
Ok, I think, must be something wrong with my headset.
So I unplug my headset, but there's still no sound.
Slightly annoyed, I restart WMP. Still nothing.
Now rather worried that there's something wrong with my laptop, I reboot it, only to find WMP still dead silent.
After about 10 minutes of this, I realized I had turned off the volume on WMP for some unknown reason.
So yeah... I'm an idiot.
Ok, I think, must be something wrong with my headset.
So I unplug my headset, but there's still no sound.
Slightly annoyed, I restart WMP. Still nothing.
Now rather worried that there's something wrong with my laptop, I reboot it, only to find WMP still dead silent.
After about 10 minutes of this, I realized I had turned off the volume on WMP for some unknown reason.
So yeah... I'm an idiot.
For some reason, I used to like shining flashlights directly into my left eye.
Now I see a slightly darker shade then from my right one.
Now I see a slightly darker shade then from my right one.
This has happened to me to many times to count, I go to look for something and am unable to find I get gradually more frustrated looking for it until I'm absolutely livid and screaming finally I give up only to realize it was right in front of me at the place I started looking for it and that I walked past it like 15 times.