*Sigh* I'm such a moron...

[StBishop]

Just a week ago I was with my friend at the sutro baths *sf* and when we were eight had thrown in a shopping cart and we could see it today so having an ingenious idea he threw a purple ball over where it was but forgot to weight it so it started floating away I leaned over to grab it and my phone slipped out of my breast pocket into the murky depths. I took it pretty lightly though on account of having been kind of stoned.

Excuse me?

What are you on about?

OT: As others have said with looking for things that they already have.

I quite often forget where I've put my keys, phone, wallet etc. so whenever I stand up I pat all of my pockets to make sure I've got them all.

I semi-regularly pat the pocket with my house keys in too softly and don't feel them. This leads to a mad search of the house until I check my pocket again.

 

[OneOfTheMichael's]

wow complete mindfuck or in other words...
INCEPTION

 

[OneOfTheMichael's]

Ever started looking for your glasses?

While wearing them..?

Yes that happens to me often. That, and looking for the remote when i realize that i'm actually holding it in my hand.

 

[A Pious Cultist]

I wondered why the inside of my lamp was glowing... then I realised it was the diffused reflection of the alarm clock beside it.

The plug socket my computer is plugged into genuinely does glow when I turn it off and on though.

 

[Kenko]

I was walking down the stairs on my way to the reception on my way out of the gym I used to go to. And on the way out you need to put yer gymcard in a slot for the thing to let you out. But I couldnt find it and I raged. I said (with a muffled soumnd) "Wurr theh fufkh is mah cuwrd?!!?" and with an angry expression.

My friend walking with me, bent over laughing for several minutes. I just stood there "Whuft?! Whuft so funni?!". Then it hit me. I had put my card in my mouth on the way out of the locker room so I didnt have to dig it out of my backpack near the card-thingie. And forgotten that I had done so.

Ive never felt that stupid in my entire life.

 

[cookieXkiller]

mind fuck
mirrors are good at that

When I was younger I saw a door in a shop that led to another shop. Unfortunately I walked into myself as I was trying to come through the door the other way at the same time.

i did that at an airport today ! also walked into a pole

 

[arsenicCatnip]

My vision's pretty bad (anything about six inches away is blurry, further than that and it's just colors and shapes). So one day I hopped into the shower and could see everything around me. I marveled at my eyes getting better... then I realized I still had my glasses on.

 

[Girl With One Eye]

I was driving my car, when I noticed a strange rattling noise. When I stopped at the light the noise stopped and I got really confused and thought something was wrong with my car....until I realised it was the zip from my jacket knocking against where you insert the seatbelt.

Also, I look for my phone, while I'm on the phone to someone and say something like "I can't find my phone.....".

 

[I Max95]

once i forgot i was wearing a hat
and went searching for it
true story

 

[Dango]

*After getting off the plane*

Me: "Where's my passport? Shit! I think I left it on my seat!"

Sister:"Your passport? Aren't you holding it?"

Ah, that happens to me with so many things, especially the TV remote. And one time it happened while I was holding a dog...

 

[Stormz]

In the mornings on more then one occasion I've put the milk in the cupboard and the cereal in the fridge.

One time I did that and didn't realize until hours later when I opened the cupboard.

 

[chromewarriorXIII]

I felt like such an idiot the other day. After coming home from a walk I made myself a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. My mom came home a few minutes later and asked me if I had eaten anything. I couldn't answer immediately because I honestly couldn't remember if I ate anything or not. I could still taste something in my mouth, but didn't remember eating. She got to laugh at me when I remembered a couple minutes later.

 

[furry-ryuu-ken]

Once I was running to go to the trampoline in my back yard and WHAM i hit the screen door, don't worry the door just got busted off its hinges.

 

[lukenhiumur]

I've forgotten I had my glasses on. So then my eye itches and I go to rub it only to jam my finger against the glasses.

that happens to me more times than I'd like to admit

OT once I walked into a fire hydrant in the middle of the sidewalk. I still have the scar.
And
Once I woke up with a roll of toilet paper on my beside table. I do not remember how that happened. When I went to the bathroom I found my PSP sitting on the counter for some reason.

 

[DEATHROAD]

As it goes,that wassent a all too intersting story, it made me giggle,but i have to say i thought the way you delivered the story was superb, im very impressed,its was almost as if a proffessional had wrote it, top notch shit my friend, top notch

- And because of the unbelievable condesendingness(?) of what i just said: I own a pair of pink boxer shorts.

 

[Glamorgan]

Honestly, that's not that bad. I put my TV remote in the freezer once. It still worked though afterwards, thankfully.

 

[warprincenataku]

And then you noticed your mobile was on the roof with your remote. What's going on here?! *pulls out hair*

 

[Haunted Serenity]

I'll put body wash on my head and shampoo my body. Thats really annoying because i have to do the whole process over again.

 

[Judgement101]

You are hilarious. Write more stories. NOW!

 

[ultrachicken]

Well, I can never keep track of a pencil for more than a day. I always feel like an idiot when I lose one.