Signs you've played too much Borderlands

[Godhead]

I ask for a withdrawal from my checking acount expecting to get a pretty sniper rifle

 

[The Austin]

Torgue is the one I just said. It's refering to their competitor, Jakobs.

Yeah, i love Jakobs though, awesome guns. especially their revolvers. I get a hard-on for a good revolver in borderlands.

As do I.

 

[TPiddy]

Torgue is the one I just said. It's refering to their competitor, Jakobs.

Yeah, i love Jakobs though, awesome guns. especially their revolvers. I get a hard-on for a good revolver in borderlands.

As do I.

Hmm, so be on the look out for vault hunters sporting boners....

 

[Hovy14]

The first sign I got was when I hit someone and said "I DEMAND SATISFACTION!"

 

[Archetypal_Maniac]

Alright... so it's officially happened...

In Borderlands, I've found the same gun twice... not the quest reward guns or guns the bosses drop, I'm talking about a randomly generated rare weapon. I've officially found it twice in the same game. It's called the "Terrible Bulldog" and it's a shotgun with red text that reads "a very BAD dog".

Anyone else find identical weapons yet? What are some other signs you've been spending too much time on Pandora?

I think after I completed it and was utterly dissapointed I had spent enough time.

 

[Solytus]

You start to rummage through washing machines in search of ammo.

 

[Acaroid]

You start to rummage through washing machines in search of ammo.

When you go into you letterbox expecting ammo and are sad when they are just letters.

When your have to check the toliet b4 you sit down just incase, so you dont poop on any ammo.

When you start to consider if chopping a toe off would really make an extra testie grow, and is this a sacrafice your willing to make.

 

[soultwister]

You breath fire, eat virgins and don't exist you mythical creature.

 

[TPiddy]

You start to rummage through washing machines in search of ammo.

When you go into you letterbox expecting ammo and are sad when they are just letters.

When your have to check the toliet b4 you sit down just incase, so you dont poop on any ammo.

When you start to consider if chopping a toe off would really make an extra testie grow, and is this a sacrafice your willing to make.

Yeah, where are all these little boxes hanging around with money in them?

 

[GREENMAN2128]

Ive got 4 words about the best (imo) gun in this game:

Vladof TMP2/V3 Cold Torment

mine has a damage of 158 and an accuracy of 98 and finally (the reason this handgun is worth mentioning) a fire rate of 16! May not sound like alot,but i can empty a 20 bullet clip in 2 seconds flat,and im happy to prove that,if you guys want my GT.

scratch that last part,my gold expired last night -_-' when i get gold,ill prove it,til then my GT (if interested) is TheNightmanPTR

Hmm, I think I'll add you based on your Avatar alone! Best Album ever!

I've actually had a few good cold torments, never one with damage that high though, did you find it on your second play through? I have a caustic machine pistol with 117 damage, 98 accuracy and 3x corrosive damage, with a fire rate around 10 I think. Like you, I can empty the clip in about 2 seconds.

hells yes! have you seen their new album? anyhoo,no i got all three ive had on my first playthrough,and my current on my second. all around the same,except

V1:just a fast pistol
V2istol with a blade
V3:with a scope

 

[Distorted Stu]

When there is a spider on your wall and you kill it all while hoping for it to drop some form of loot.

 

[Poopie McGhee]

Alright... so it's officially happened...

In Borderlands, I've found the same gun twice... not the quest reward guns or guns the bosses drop, I'm talking about a randomly generated rare weapon. I've officially found it twice in the same game. It's called the "Terrible Bulldog" and it's a shotgun with red text that reads "a very BAD dog".

Anyone else find identical weapons yet? What are some other signs you've been spending too much time on Pandora?

"Mini-Bosses" respawn all the time... Like the guy with MadJack the revolver... "And they called me mad..."

 

[The DSM]

When you check a board with notices on at work/school and see if any of the leaflets on it give you good guns/exp/artifacts.

 

[FailingwithStyle]

I'm Leaking, I'M LEAKING, HELP!

I can see .. the code

 

[Nyan Cat]

Another one would be if you started to develop an accent like Scooter... "C'mon now this is where cars live. Catch a RIIIIIDE!"

HEY! I can do this!

 

[Octorok]

When I saw the sun go down playing borderlands, then watched it come up playing Borderlands, then watched it go down again...

 

[Seydaman]

When you see everything in a black outline

 

[L4Y Duke]

...when you start complaining that the level cap is too low.

 

[squid5580]

When you get to level 50 in a single player game.

 

[Jekken6]

When you see everything in a black outline

This happened to me a few times. I also saw a bird fly past the car i was in and i freaked out for a second, because i thought it was a Rakk