Gorilla Gunk said:
We all know that Oblivion when it was coming out it's "Radiant AI" feature was really hyped up. Then when it came out we found out that it was just a lot of bullshit.
So Skyrim when it was coming out had a lot of too good to be true sounding features like it's "Radiant Story." Any of that turn out to be bullshit as well?
I have a "that's bullshit" story, it's a good "that's bullshit" story though.
So back on Friday, I was watching my stepbrother play (he got to the TV first, I still like to watch people play games though, so s'allgood) and he started making a new assassin/thief character, so naturally, to get into the spirit of thievery and stealthiness, he went to the Blacksmith's house in Riverwood, the starting town (?), and started stealing shit.
So he stole the Blacksmith's dagger and some other pieces of armor and weaponry etc., and started wearing them. He hadn't been caught in the act of stealing their stuff, so nobody knew he's stolen anything.
Anyways, he ended up being ambushed by a band of hired mercenaries a short while later.
He led the mercenaries into the Blacksmith's house in a panic and proceeded to wreak havoc with them. So he ran outside, and only one followed, apparently the smith had locked the door to the house, keeping the thugs in, and my brother out. Meanwhile, the one bad guy who followed him out was eventually taken care of and the other two were locked in the house.
So naturally, he sneaks back in the house after picking the lock to find one thug eating the smith's food at his table, and the other thug sleeping in the smith's bed.
So long story short, he eventually kills the last two guys and finds a note on one of them detailing the contract to kill him. The contract was signed "Dorthe", the blacksmith's daugher, who couldn't have been older than ten or eleven. The note also said that she was hiring them because my brother was a thief.
The only reason Vince and I could come up with as to how or why this had happened was that the smith's daughter must have seen and recognized the dagger on his hip.
That was a true 'what the fuck?' moment.