*Slap* No.

[Ironsouled]

Lessee... Platinum Games. Bayonetta was (at least to me) a decent game. But the soundtrack freaking killed me. Annoying J-pop grindingmy ears while I kick alot of ass is NOT my idea of good ass-kicking music.
*double slap*

 

[userwhoquitthesite]

The Borderlands planet is called Pandora? Talk about ironic.

Note to Bethesda: do not make another Elder Scrolls game, you already fucked up with TESIV.

Stop that filthy madspeak.

Insomniac, for continuing to put levelgrinding in Ratchet and Clank which completely sucks, and then forgetting that RaC is not a grand epic and shoehorning in the story to RaCF. FUCK you, you jackass motherfuckers.

 

[Sethzard]

The Borderlands planet is called Pandora? Talk about ironic.

Note to Bethesda: do not make another Elder Scrolls game, you already fucked up with TESIV.

I disagree, i found morrowind good, but terrible for mages

 

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[Deef]

Blowjob?
*slap* No.

Oh that's not what we're talking about? Ok. Hows this?
Lucasarts - Milking the license.
Not everything needs to be star wars!

 

[peel15]

Lucas arts for sucking ever since KOTOR II and for not making KOTOR 3 but instead helping Bioware (which is great but...) make a Kotor - the KO and making it into an MMORPG.

YES

 

[RanD00M]

They guys who made TimeShift, for existing.

Why is it that TimeShift gets so much hate? Sure,it was no special shooter.And many of the aspects in it have been done way better.But it was still slightly enjoyable.Or at least I enjoyed it.

OT:I want to slap the developers of Borderlands for not having a grenade launcher in it....I really like grenade launchers.

 

[MostlyHarmless]

[/quote]And mine is Peter Molyneux, for hyping up every single game with the exact same goals.[/quote]
That.

And the Bungie staff for making another pointless RTS game in space.

 

[tthor]

Lucas Arts for not making another Battlefront installment for home consoles

they aren't making another battlefront??!
*slaps* Bad LucasArts! BAD!
:'( bastards...

 

[Fappy]

Lucas Arts for not making another Battlefront installment for home consoles

they aren't making another battlefront??!
*slaps* Bad LucasArts! BAD!
:'( bastards...

Last one they made was right after Revenge of the Sith. That's too damn long considering there was only a year between the first and second game!

 

[khaimera]

Treyarch are an excellent company. Don't troll, actually give us a reason, or this'll get locked. Quick.

Probably just those irritating little things in games that seem to have no other function that annoyance.

Okay, so you get mad at him for stating an opinion without backing it up. Then post an answer to his question that is ultra generic and says nothing specific or remotely interesting. Sorry, but I couldn't let that go unnoticed. Also, why would this get locked, because you'd report him?

OT: So many to choose from but I'll say not providing a controllable camera in third person action games.

Yours is equally generic. Generic isn't necessarily bad, it's trolling I was pointing out. An aggressive statement with no backing is asking for flame. It'd get locked for turning into a flame war, which there's a chance of with comments like that floating around.

You're right about it starting a flame war. I guess it just bothers me that people have to justify every opinion so that others can handle disagreemnts.

And I don't think saying that a lack of a controllable camera is as deatiled (maybe generic is the wrong word) as saying that minor frustrations are annoying and deserve a slap. Thats just obvious. Do you really think that aspects of games are added purely to be annoying?

 

[Artemicion]

Games that only allow cooperative through Xbox LIVE, and not System Link (Fable 2, I'm looking at you).

Over-hyping games (Fable 2).

Addons that cost $10 for an extra 2 hours of gameplay (Fable 2).

Fable 2. (Peter Molyneux)

I also have complaints with games that aren't Fable 2, but they're mostly similar.
I'll leave it with:

New games that cost $60.
No matter the game, that is a ripoff.

 

[commasplice]

Any devs that have ever participated in the production of any video games based on famous franchises from other series deserve slaps. I don't mean re-tellings or games "inspired" or "loosely based" on other stories. What I'm talking about includes, but is not limited to movie games (Spider-Man 3), cartoon games (The Simpsons Skateboarding), games based on TV shows (CSI: Dark Motives), games about movies or TV shows (Scene It?), etc. Some things are more important than being able to feed your children.

I gave anime games a pass because I've enjoyed my share of Jump Ultimate Stars and Naruto Gekitou Ninja Taisen.

 

[thepj]

I SHALL BE BRAVE

*slap* valve, where is episode 3?

[sup] i know it's not going to happen but at least notify us first, ok? [/sup]

what d'you mean it's not going to happen? no episode 3? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....

OT: valve honey, if you don't bring out a game soon without 30,000 years of deleys i'm going to have to slap you too

*slap the people who made final fantay 2 and all the squels and such, not cause i didn't like them but because the very title is logic bomb, is each on more final than the last?

 

[commasplice]

You're right about it starting a flame war. I guess it just bothers me that people have to justify every opinion so that others can handle disagreemnts.

There's nothing wrong with expressing your opinion, but stating it as fact and/or being "aggressive" about it is bound to piss people off. Properly articulating your thoughts is the surest way to convince someone else to your side. It's the difference between "Valve deserves a slap for creating Portal" and "Valve deserves a slap for instigating the 'cake is a lie' meme via Portal." I mean, it may still piss people off, but at least it doesn't just make you sound like an asshole.

I SHALL BE BRAVE

*slap* valve, where is episode 3?

[sup] i know it's not going to happen but at least notify us first, ok? [/sup]

what d'you mean it's not going to happen? no episode 3? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....

OT: valve honey, if you don't bring out a game soon without 30,000 years of deleys i'm going to have to slap you too

*slap the people who made final fantay 2 and all the squels and such, not cause i didn't like them but because the very title is logic bomb, is each on more final than the last?

That would've only brought about The Last Story sooner.

 

[Xyphon]

Software for not giving any of the NPC's in Demon's Souls visible names. I didn't know if I was talking to Biorr, Ostrava, Freke, Urbain or any of the other NPC's. Fuck sake, it took me 15 minutes to find the fucking Disciple of God in the Nexus so I could get the Evacuate miracle.

*slap*

 

[Hazardlife]

No, Nintendo. Get some new ideas FFS.

 

[Ekonk]

Every developer who makes DLC just for the sake of being able to sell it. You know, the DLC that could just as well have been put in the game.

*slap* No, dirty greedy swines.

On a side note, the music I'm listening to is fucking intense.

Suddenly I find myself intrigued.

Insomniac, for continuing to put levelgrinding in Ratchet and Clank which completely sucks, and then forgetting that RaC is not a grand epic and shoehorning in the story to RaCF. FUCK you, you jackass motherfuckers.

Yeah that whole sci-fi interdimensional epic is kind of odd, isn't it? At least the original RaC was simple and straightforward. Ah well. At least we still have loads of guns. And doctor Nefarious. God bless doctor Nef- oh wait.

 

[Senrab]

Peter Moleneux.

For being a person.

I'm sure I could come up with a list, but this will do for now.

 

[Omikron009]

Bioware for making the text in Mass Effect 2 eye-bleedingly difficult to read. I'm used to reading text on my crappy standard def TV, but seriously, this is too far.