Small town rocked by video game related violence

[Helnurath]

Sudoku makes me want to hurt people with plastic numbers sharpened into weapons.

Crossword puzzles makes me want to throw a sharpened X at people.

Puzzle games are a dangerous threat to our society!

 

[DigitalSushi]

Sudoku makes me want to hurt people with plastic numbers sharpened into weapons.

Crossword puzzles makes me want to throw a sharpened X at people.

Puzzle games are a dangerous threat to our society!

ohhh we got a bad one here, what about tetris? does it make you want to arrange people until they dissapear into thin air?

 

[SenseOfTumour]

Nah, Tetris taught me to dismember the corpses of my victims so I could bend the limbs and arrange the torsos in such a way as to pack more of them into my walk in freezer in the cellar. strangely a well packed row of human flesh doesn't disappear tho? The game lied to me!

 

[szaleniec1000]

This is such a transparent piss-take.

 

[Helnurath]

Nah, Tetris taught me to dismember the corpses of my victims so I could bend the limbs and arrange the torsos in such a way as to pack more of them into my walk in freezer in the cellar. strangely a well packed row of human flesh doesn't disappear tho? The game lied to me!

I learned the same thing. Also Donkey Kong taught me how to dress in a Gorilla suit and hurl barrels at Italians from on top of a ladder. Super Mario Bros taught me how to dress up as an Italian and jump on people's heads after I have eaten several mushrooms.

 

[Cousin_IT]

Thought it could be genuine; then noticed who wrote it. Forgot to put my internet filter goggles on this morning.

 

[D_987]

DD makes spoof game related news stories with a related message to them (his one is to do with the way the media perceives games and violence)...although this is probably the least realistic one...

 

[DigitalSushi]

Thought it could be genuine; then noticed who wrote it. Forgot to put my internet filter goggles on this morning.

like the goggles the pups wearing in your avatar?.

 

[cobra_ky]

HEY GUYS LET'S ALL BELIEVE SOMETHING WE READ ON THE INTERNET AND NOT RESEARCH OR CRITICALLY THINK ABOUT IT.

really, frogenmouth university? nothing about that name seemed odd to you?

Sudoku makes me want to hurt people with plastic numbers sharpened into weapons.

Crossword puzzles makes me want to throw a sharpened X at people.

Puzzle games are a dangerous threat to our society!

you're right about sudoku. it's a cancer that's killing the puzzle industry.

 

[Copter400]

Wow.... just... wow... , My Question is: What is wrong with those kids to want to tape two Elderly woman together along with random Household Objects and push them down a hill?...

They suffer from an extreme case of awesome.

 

[Nutcase]

They see me rollin'
They hatin'

 

[Svenparty]

I was just playing Beautiful Katamari yesterday manically running over seizure santa (I only recently purchased it and stuck on hot and cold level)

 

[Xojins]

That's retarded... Pretty much all I can say about it.

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

Goddamnit people are stupid.

 

[barryween]

First I kinda believe this is fake. I think this because when old ladies die it dosent make you want to laugh. but if that was real:

Those kids were total mentally FUCKEDUP!!! I usually say "its the parents falt for not telling Johny not to shoot people like you do in GTA." Now this is probably the parents falt for letting their mental sons have tape. But parents dont have to say to kids you cant roll people up and push them around! This is just stupid!
P.S. Dont let the kids out of servalance, They may try to crush people and eat fruit to get blobby-er XD

 

[barryween]

OH! That is SO fake! I didnt even see the Frogenmouth University thing! What a lier!!!!!

 

[Goldeneye103X2]

Oh shit. I can hear tanya byron, jack thompson and the BBFC laughing in the distance.

 

[Mariena]

Surprised so few have realized that this isn't exactly a true story.