So a Genie appears and grants you three wishes...
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El Poncho said:Indeed. We should travel across the land, searching far and wide.Cpt_Oblivious said:Wish for Master Balls?El Poncho said:1. I wish pokémon was real
2.&3. I will save these wishes for problems in the pokémon world
1) the love of the most beutiful women in the world.
2) to be the smartest person alive
3) power to control all those whom I wish
Then I will give the genie a golden apple.
2) to be the smartest person alive
3) power to control all those whom I wish
Then I will give the genie a golden apple.
I know, I thought it would be fun to play the Genie for a changeKoeryn said:
Ok, fine
Here are my three:1. Perfect health for me, my family and their descendants in such a way as no scientist, doctor or anyone else asks questions or wishes to research why. )Because its not all about me, its about my family and I don't want them to turn into science guenie pigs)
2. 1mil dollars or whatever currency that I desire at that time adjusted for economic conditions, global economy and the stability of the chosen currency but shall not be less than the equivalent of 1mill dollars each year on July 29th, my birthday, completely untraceable, nontaxable and that in no way raises questions with anyone or any government agency and does not require the death, injury, damage to property or harm to anyone to sustain or produce the money (because I don't want anyone harmed to produce the money and who needs more than a mil a year?).
3. I wish that these 3 wishes be granted to one of my direct line descendants per generation to be randomly chosen by the Genie on or about their 40th birthday but with the requirement that the person accept that the 3rd wish be this one exactly otherwise another descendant is randomly chosen for that generation and that these wishs shall not raise any suspicion and that the descendant not disclose the existence of these wishes to anyone, including other family and if no descendant accepts these requirements, that generation is skipped and the wishes continue on to the next generation.
1: Travel back to a certain point in my life.
2: Change my physical appearance to how I see myself in my mind.
3: Free the genie on the condition that they leave me the feck alone.
Teach Pokemon to understand, The power that's inside?
2: Change my physical appearance to how I see myself in my mind.
3: Free the genie on the condition that they leave me the feck alone.
Cpt_Oblivious said:
Teach Pokemon to understand, The power that's inside?
1) To be amazingly awesome at everything
2) £798bn
3) For a girl I like to not have Takayasu's Arteritis as it could kill her eventually. One in a million people have it and so no money is spent on research.
2) £798bn
3) For a girl I like to not have Takayasu's Arteritis as it could kill her eventually. One in a million people have it and so no money is spent on research.
Cpt_Oblivious said:Each pokémon to understand, the power that's inside.El Poncho said:Indeed. We should travel across the land, searching far and wide.Cpt_Oblivious said:Wish for Master Balls?El Poncho said:1. I wish pokémon was real
2.&3. I will save these wishes for problems in the pokémon world
1. Weeaboos and Otakus to be wiped from the face of the planet.
2. The return of "Whose Line is it Anyway?"
3. Telekinesis
2. The return of "Whose Line is it Anyway?"
3. Telekinesis
I wish that this high and mighty "genie council" never existed and that there was no such limitations on wishes. Hell might as well give it a try
1. A very large, constant source of income, like weekly checks for around $10,000.
2. Good health.
3. Wow, this would be really hard, because I could accomplish everything I want to in life with wishes 1 and 2. I guess the removal of my social obligation to finish HS, because I fucked up early and I'm still paying the price, so finishing that up instantly would be nice. I have the requisite knowledge to attend college, anyway.
2. Good health.
3. Wow, this would be really hard, because I could accomplish everything I want to in life with wishes 1 and 2. I guess the removal of my social obligation to finish HS, because I fucked up early and I'm still paying the price, so finishing that up instantly would be nice. I have the requisite knowledge to attend college, anyway.
1) Wish for another genie.
2) Wish for another genie.
3) Wish for another genie.
Soon I shall have a monopoly of them and I will be ready to conquer the world!
Hey, I have a personal army so long as I only use two and I have all these wishes right?
2) Wish for another genie.
3) Wish for another genie.
Soon I shall have a monopoly of them and I will be ready to conquer the world!
Hey, I have a personal army so long as I only use two and I have all these wishes right?
The third will never happen no matter how much you want it to!tellmeimaninja said:
1. I'd wish to finally fall in love and raise a beautiful family.
2. I'd wish to be the guy that cures all major diseases.
3. As the doses of cancer, aids, and various flu viruses are distributed to a grateful people I'd wish to see a gigantic meteor strike the earth and wipe out all life upon it in one, horrifying and unspeakable cataclysm.
Why? In my final moments I'd enjoy irony.
2. I'd wish to be the guy that cures all major diseases.
3. As the doses of cancer, aids, and various flu viruses are distributed to a grateful people I'd wish to see a gigantic meteor strike the earth and wipe out all life upon it in one, horrifying and unspeakable cataclysm.
Why? In my final moments I'd enjoy irony.
1.I wish for my second and third wish to be worth 3 wishes each.
2. I wish to be strong, handsome, and to have good teeth which can't be damaged.
3. I wish to be rich, a genius, and for the ability to pause time.
Or if that doesn't work.
1.ability to pause time and move around, it unpauses when I go back into my original position and stay in it for a few seconds.
2.handsome, with everything it implies e.g. good teeth, strong, etc
3.genius, and by extension the ability to get any job I want due to being so clever.
I spent a LOT of time thinking this over, fantasising is a massive part of my extensive boredom threshold. (I can go hours doing nothing.)
*EDIT* Or I could replace no.3 in the second list with either the ability to have any super power I want at any given time or the ability to do anything I want.
2. I wish to be strong, handsome, and to have good teeth which can't be damaged.
3. I wish to be rich, a genius, and for the ability to pause time.
Or if that doesn't work.
1.ability to pause time and move around, it unpauses when I go back into my original position and stay in it for a few seconds.
2.handsome, with everything it implies e.g. good teeth, strong, etc
3.genius, and by extension the ability to get any job I want due to being so clever.
I spent a LOT of time thinking this over, fantasising is a massive part of my extensive boredom threshold. (I can go hours doing nothing.)
*EDIT* Or I could replace no.3 in the second list with either the ability to have any super power I want at any given time or the ability to do anything I want.