So a Genie appears and grants you three wishes...

[Klarinette]

1. Ability to play all instruments extremely well (quick programming, Matrix-style)
2. To be fluent in all languages on the planet, even dead ones like Latin
3. My debt goes back to zero. I wouldn't want a huge amount of money (creation of currency lowers the overall value), but if my debt disappears, I have a chance to start over. Also, having the musical and language abilities, I could have any of the jobs I'd want, without having to worry about paying off the stupid fucking debt, which means I could put the money towards the course I need to take in order to get my dream job. Yaaay

 

[dietpeachsnapple]

1. I wish for you to not grant this wish...

*watches to see what happens*

 

[Treblaine]

2. Infinite money.

Better hope you don't get an evil genie because I can already tell how he can turn this against you.

For example if you or anyone has infinite money it would essentially make money worthless due to infinite-inflation. World economies would collapse, you wouldn't be able to buy anything and you'd end up with nothing but an unlimited supply of extra-classy toilet roll.

 

[1066]

Just to prove how big a geek I am:

1) Have teh powers of Hiro Nakamura. Time travel, time manipulation and teleportation. Saves travel time, and I can win any lottery I want if I need money.

2) Be a dragonblooded as per the RPG Exalted. Preferably Earth-aspect
For those who don't know: A kind of demi-god that's more or less just better than the majority at most things due to divine enhancement and powers. They also have perfect health and extremely long life as a perk.

For those that do know: Wouldn't want to be any of the other Exalted types because they don't make sense and/or work without the metaphysics of the system. Be too hard to wrap one's brain around in a real-world scenario. (The Lunar shapechangers all possess Tell to mark them for what they truly are (like a tail or cat ears) that is patently obvious to all observers... or would be if not for the mystical, innate, hypnotic effect generated by the Lunar for the express purpose of preventing lesser observers from noticing...)

3) The ability to bestow wish #2 on anyone I wanted.

 

[EboMan7x]

1. I wish that I was a super human, including super smartness.
2. I wish that however I happen to look at the time is what all the straight women in the world consider to be the most attractive.
3. I wish for world peace. (And by that I mean that all the wars end and stuff, don't just kill everyone so that there is technically peace.)

 

[slackerkuwabara]

"That night, I fucked three fat bitches"

proverbial cookie to anyone who can tell me where that's from...

Hokus Pokus by ICP

OT:

1) a Green Lantern power ring that never runs out of charge

2) the ability to wild said ring to its full potential

3) when I buy something, I reach into my pocket and pull out the precise amount

 

[starwarsgeek]

0. More genies
0. The creation of a new number system in which 3 is the equivalent of infinity in the real number system
0. Turn the wild animals near my house into genies
0. A magic water bottle that would grant a wish everytime I drank from it
0. To recall the council and discuss the loophole issue with the final redecision resting with me
0. For another genie-filled lamp to be teleported to my location
0. (requires teamwork) To become a genie, then have my friend wish me free
0. For the knowledge required to outsmart the genies

Basically, I would never get around to any wishes because I am too stuborn to accept the high council thing. I would find a damn loophole!

 

[SnowCold]

1: Make Me A God.
2: You're free.

I would add 'do a silly dance' wish in between ,why waste?

 

[SnowCold]

1. I wish pokémon was real
2.&3. I will save these wishes for problems in the pokémon world

Action replay?

 

[headphonegirl]

1. To be able to teleport anywhere and everywhere
2. For all diseases & medical conditions to not exist
3. set the genie free.

 

[Ghostkai]

1 - Wish for the power to do ANYTHING with my mind.

2 + 3 are now pointless, so i'll keep him around forever and torment him ^_^

 

[Optional Opinion]

id wish for:

1. A book full of hilarious and new stand-up jokes
2. a blow job every day for the rest of my life from a woman, don't care which one. even when i'm old have have wrinkly balls.
3. 1 billion american dollars.

You might want to revise that wish (#2)

Spoiler

1. For all mythologies and religions to manifest into reality.
2. Sit Back
&
3. Relax

 

[El Poncho]

1. I wish pokémon was real
2.&3. I will save these wishes for problems in the pokémon world

Action replay?

I may save the 3rd one for when I'm in trouble and crazy cartoon antics won't save me , like you know, a gun being held to my head.

 

[TheMatt]

snip

Hokus Pokus by ICP

Osnip

well done sir, cookie en route...

 

[Threx]

1. All the money in the world

2. Control of Canada.

3. Ability to talk to animals.

 

[Xtroni]

1. make me a god
2.destroy the universe
3.there is no genie or anything at alL!

 

[teisjm]

I cannot wish for more wishes, but you can wish for all your friends to have 3 wishes as well?

OK i do that, and i wish to be able to mind controll my friends

Then i wish for the abillity to locate and free other trapped wish-granting genies.

If theres only 3 wishes i'll go for omnipotence, then i'll ahve the power to grant myself wishes anyways.

If i get that i'll want a cold coke for teh second wish, and ciggarete for the third.

IF omnipotence is out of teh question as well, i'll have unlimited money (or 9999999999999999£ i don't care)
I'll have eternal happiness for all of mankind the creatures in existence.
And i want to be sortof like a god for all kinds of cats, cats are awesome, and i'd liek to ride a tiger, and be followed by otehr cats and stuff. So i can communicate with them and they all like me in a non you're-tasty-kinda-way, just liek teh most loyal dogs you'll ever find.

 

[Ravenbom]

1. Quantum Leap me back into my body in high school with all the knowledge that I've accumulated so far.

2. Immunity from diseases with the provision that I never become a human petri dish for diseases that don't effect me. (ie. I can't become a carrier for disease either)


I'd save the last wish for when I felt I needed it. Since I would have already gone back in time in my own body I would make some cash with a few stocks that my friends told me they made money in. That and betting on the Superbowl every year.
Plus high school and college should be easier since I would have already done it. And I found out after high school which girls had a crush on me, so if I'm going to be getting laid more the next time around, wish 2 covers STD danger.

 

[bad_dog14]

I wish for a Big Daddy, to drill all fools who fuck with me.
I wish for the power to create any power I want and keep it for ever.
I wish for a pot of gold.

OR

Wish 1 and 2 stay the same and the third is I wish for 2 more wishes. Then I can wish one more wish of my choosing and wish for 2 more wishes again. HA!

 

[AmayaOnnaOtaku]

1. Cure for all cancer/chronic conditions
2. Regular excellent income in a field of my dreams with full benefits 100k/a year would be nice
3. Free Genie (and help him find a nice partner to have a happy life with)