So a Genie appears and grants you three wishes...

[Flamingpenguin]

2. The return of "Whose Line is it Anyway?"

Best. Wish. Ever.

IT'S GONE??? NOOOOOOOOO!!!

That show was awesome...

OT:
1: The ability to ALWAYS say EXACTLY what I mean. (To find the right words)
2: (dunno exactly how to word this one, so here goes) A nice girl who loves me to be my girlfriend. It would be nice if she liked some of the same things as me.
3: indestructible and fully functional versions of all the musical instruments in the world.

Guess that's as close as I'm gonna get. Or actually... Dunno which this would replace, but it would be fun to be able to stop time, to unfreeze anyone once they're stopped and to revert back to reality like none of it ever happened... Think about it.

You could ask girls out to see how they would react before you actually do it, and if it doesn't work the first time you can just try again. I dunno.

 

[ItsAChiaotzu]

1: I wish to get rid of my Diabetes.

Waste of a wish.

Anyway, I would wish for every guitar ever, a machine that I could think a combination of guitar parts and a that came out, and 1 million pounds every month for the rest of my life.

 

[llew]

1)wish he granted me unlimited wishes
2)wish for a wolverine-like healing factor
3)wish if i called his name he would come and grant me a wish whenever i wanted
1&3 cos im a greedy bugger but i would be kind and use a wish to free him but he would have to come when i wanted him to

 

[DkLnBr]

3. Being able to form a band with a guarantee of critical and commercial success.

But the Genie's curse and twisted sense of humour would make you play pop-punk.

and is sponsored by Disney

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

3. Being able to form a band with a guarantee of critical and commercial success.

But the Genie's curse and twisted sense of humour would make you play pop-punk.

and is sponsored by Disney

and none of your fans will be over the age of consent.

 

[DkLnBr]

3. Being able to form a band with a guarantee of critical and commercial success.

But the Genie's curse and twisted sense of humour would make you play pop-punk.

and is sponsored by Disney

and none of your fans will be over the age of consent.

Man that Genie is a total jerk

 

[AlphaOmega]

1 Perfect Health and Fitness, I am sick and tired of being half crippled 9/12months a year.

2 Eternal Youth (Stop at about 28 or so)

3 Eternal Life.

 

[AgentDarkmoon]

1) To be a dude for a week, but with no consequences on my current life.

2) The ability to learn things just by looking at them once (sort of photographic memory with extreme learning ability).

Genie, are you bound to eternal servitude or do you do this for kicks?
Yes, I'm bound - 3) Genie, I release you.
No, It's fun- 3) The ability to fly.

 

[Zap Happy]

2. Infinite money.

Better hope you don't get an evil genie because I can already tell how he can turn this against you.

For example if you or anyone has infinite money it would essentially make money worthless due to infinite-inflation. World economies would collapse, you wouldn't be able to buy anything and you'd end up with nothing but an unlimited supply of extra-classy toilet roll.

See, that's where the lawyer comes in. He would make sure that wouldn't happen.

 

[islagatt]

Wish number one, powered armor with effectively inexhaustible energy supply, high mobility and a melee combat focus along with the proper training to use it.
Two, the attention and capacity to contact the infernal unreality of the Warp (warhammer)so as to one day ascend to the level of daemon prince and become immortal.
Finally, a worthy enemy to appear shortly after 'unifying' the planet under a me-centric government. Because awesome mecha and the blessing of dark gods is bad if you get bored.

 

[Treblaine]

2. Infinite money.

Better hope you don't get an evil genie because I can already tell how he can turn this against you.

For example if you or anyone has infinite money it would essentially make money worthless due to infinite-inflation. World economies would collapse, you wouldn't be able to buy anything and you'd end up with nothing but an unlimited supply of extra-classy toilet roll.

See, that's where the lawyer comes in. He would make sure that wouldn't happen.

Lawyer won't do you a damn bit of good, they just make sure everything is done to the letter, what you need is a master economist and even then he would simply recommend you don't wish for infinite money at all.

I mean how many bullshit lawsuits have your heard of where the lawyer follows the exact letter of the law rather than any common sense or basic logic?

And if you wish for a lawyer, who says the evil genie will not turn it around and give you the "best lawyer" but in the worst possible way, like give you cryptic and misleading advice with always some clause that screws you in the ass.

I just don't think a genie is going to let you have a wish which is a 20 page legal document, they're only going to accept a simple wish like "I want infinite money, but..."

"NO BUTS! Your wish is my command!"

"Hey wait, I had a whole load of other clauses and conditions!"

"HA HA HA! Am I voiced by Robin Williams? I'm an EVIL Genie!"

Nah, if I find an genie I'll assume he's evil and cast his ass to the bottom of the deepest ocean.

 

[delta46]

1)I wish i could create anything in the pysical world with a thought that must be affirmed by a spoken word(don't want the invasion of headcrabs do we now?)

2)I wish i could Metamorphose into anything that i want either real or fictional and make it so it can sustain itself in the current conditions

3)I wish I had the power of teleportation

 

[hardband]

1. I wish video game characters came to life

2. I wish someone would film and make it into a video series called: "doomsday arcade"

3. I wish everyone was revived and forgot everything that happened with one of those men in black thingamajigs.

 

[Florion]

1. Ability to communicate fluently in all languages. <3

2. Proficiency at racquet (sp?) sports. Or super-metabolism, but one sounds healthier than the other.

3. Better inter-personal skills... my life, she is so lonely! T_T

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

1. Every week I got 10,000 legal dollars added to my bank that no one questions.
2. I had a fully functional, unlimited battery life memory-swiping device from Men in Black
3. A 3D simulator that allowed me to watch movies and play games as if I was there, and there'd be an effect to feel certain (nonlethal) things that are happening.

 

[olijba]

1) A big bag of money, probably the size of Russia.

2) To have many lady folk agree to polygamy with me

3) For all the lovely people of the internet to visit http://olijfilmictypeplace.weebly.com and enjoy the videos! (I am so screwed now...)

Also would this genie arrive on a Sunday? As I here that's a half day and they only grant 2...

 

[TAGM]

Right, well...

1) Fix the econamy, and keep it stable at a "Well, this works for everyone!" level.

2) The ability to find and befriend just about any creature on the planet - even the ones that shouldn't exist, Like dragons and stuff - In such a way that they give of special "I'm Not Dangerous At All" brainwaves to everyone else. (Because flying to Florida on a dragon has the small problem of said dragon being shot down by a giant tank.)

3) You're free. Feel free to just fly off if you want, because I'm just about set right here!

 

[SextusMaximus]

1.
2.
3. For wishes one and two to be completely removed...

EDIT: Hey, it worked!

 

[XJ-0461]

1. A cure for diabetes
2. A helluva lot of legally aquired money that has no effect on the economy
3. A fully functional Iron Man suit

Life would be pretty sweet after that.

 

[luclin92]

1. my body won`t age older than the age of 30(eternal life).
2. breath under water.
3. i can create and control any type of metal.

all of these wishes will be used so than i can make my own underwater city. og become the first supervillain of our world.