So a Genie appears and grants you three wishes...

[Zorg Machine]

1. power over reality
2. the abdication of any higher power (deities, even if they're fictional) in favor of me (their powers and titles go to me)
3.an endless supply of the most perfect chocolate chip cookies ever

on second thought, the god of hangovers from the Terry Pratchett series can keep his power.

 

[AlphaOmega]

1: Never to be sick or have wounds again. (I suffer from a genetic mutation related thing leading to me having open wounds on my feet throughout the year)

2: To have 1 Billion Euro's

3: Quickload and Quicksave in real life

 

[Freedomario]

1} Constant loss of memory on the genie so he cannot remember how many wishes i made
2} Wish for the power over liquid and water
3} Wish to be able to make ANY Device that i wish (Portal-gun, Time machine, Dimensional Traveler, Matrix like thing}
4} An infinite amount of metal/ Other things to MAKE these things
5} A Buizel (Pokemon) Egg
7} Lake with a magical fishing pole and bait, So i can feed my Buizel when he hatches. [small]According to the bulbepedia it is suggested that they eat fish.[/small]
8} Infinite salmon eggs. [small]so i have tomething to FEED him[/small]
9} Something that allows me to understand 'Poke-talk'
10} Shape shift Powers
Thats all i can think of right now

Spoiler

11}Wish to figure out what else to wish for.

 

[Venom Kitetsu]

1. Unending wealth
2. Halt aging at 24
3. Immortality (like Jack Harkness on Dr.Who/Torchwood)

 

[Darquesse]

1.You wealth dose not come from monetary gain. It comes from inside you. (Personal wealth.)


2.You halt ageing at age 24 it's consider a scientific mystery you are taken to an underground research laboratory.

3.Seeing as you are now immortal you are now stuck in a test tube type thing for the rest of your life which by the is an eternity.


For poster above.


My wishes.

1. The ability to escape any sistuation.

2. Eturnal youth

3. One favour from death.

 

[CrashBang]

1. I wish pokémon was real
2.&3. I will save these wishes for problems in the pokémon world

You're a genius!
Taking inspiration from this:
1. I'd wish for what John Lennon sings about in 'Imagine', that there's no religion, everyone's a humanist, therefore eliminating racism and religion-inspired warfare
2. That everyone lived healthily until roughly age 200 so that we can experience and accomplish more
3. That Pokemon was real and I dedicated my life to being a Pokemon trainer/master

 

[Zap Happy]

2. Infinite money.

Better hope you don't get an evil genie because I can already tell how he can turn this against you.

For example if you or anyone has infinite money it would essentially make money worthless due to infinite-inflation. World economies would collapse, you wouldn't be able to buy anything and you'd end up with nothing but an unlimited supply of extra-classy toilet roll.

See, that's where the lawyer comes in. He would make sure that wouldn't happen.

Lawyer won't do you a damn bit of good, they just make sure everything is done to the letter, what you need is a master economist and even then he would simply recommend you don't wish for infinite money at all.

I mean how many bullshit lawsuits have your heard of where the lawyer follows the exact letter of the law rather than any common sense or basic logic?

And if you wish for a lawyer, who says the evil genie will not turn it around and give you the "best lawyer" but in the worst possible way, like give you cryptic and misleading advice with always some clause that screws you in the ass.

I just don't think a genie is going to let you have a wish which is a 20 page legal document, they're only going to accept a simple wish like "I want infinite money, but..."

"NO BUTS! Your wish is my command!"

"Hey wait, I had a whole load of other clauses and conditions!"

"HA HA HA! Am I voiced by Robin Williams? I'm an EVIL Genie!"

Nah, if I find an genie I'll assume he's evil and cast his ass to the bottom of the deepest ocean.

But... But... It was in the Fairly Odd Parents! Why must you ruin my fun!

 

[crimson5pheonix]

Give me the power to change the subatomic structure of anything on an infinite scale. I can now do anything.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

1. Make me a genie

2. Free me.

3. Die.

See, in Aladin, they could do that! Therefore, I can do it too.

I become a genie, he frees me, and I can make whatever I want.

1. Your enslaved as a genie.

2. Your free from your jury duty.

3. You die as an immortal being, sending you to a time loop where you relive your life again, and again, and again.

Have fun.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

1. I wish video game characters came to life

2. I wish someone would film and make it into a video series called: "doomsday arcade"

3. I wish everyone was revived and forgot everything that happened with one of those men in black thingamajigs.

1. Thanks for bringing Bowser, Ganadorf, Pyscho Mantis, the Collectors, and the Combine to Earth.

2. It will be made by Michel Bay and Uwe Bowl and be the worst film ever.

3. Nobody on Earth remembers how to do anything, good luck teaching everybody how to use the potty.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Wasn't the main villian from that one car fighting series gimick was that he "granted" any wish but made it back fire horribly? (I.E. when one person wished to be able to fly, he would let you jump off the building only to be holding some plane tickets)

 

[Treblaine]

Lawyer won't do you a damn bit of good, they just make sure everything is done to the letter, what you need is a master economist and even then he would simply recommend you don't wish for infinite money at all.

I mean how many bullshit lawsuits have your heard of where the lawyer follows the exact letter of the law rather than any common sense or basic logic?

And if you wish for a lawyer, who says the evil genie will not turn it around and give you the "best lawyer" but in the worst possible way, like give you cryptic and misleading advice with always some clause that screws you in the ass.

I just don't think a genie is going to let you have a wish which is a 20 page legal document, they're only going to accept a simple wish like "I want infinite money, but..."

"NO BUTS! Your wish is my command!"

"Hey wait, I had a whole load of other clauses and conditions!"

"HA HA HA! Am I voiced by Robin Williams? I'm an EVIL Genie!"

Nah, if I find an genie I'll assume he's evil and cast his ass to the bottom of the deepest ocean.

But... But... It was in the Fairly Odd Parents! Why must you ruin my fun!

I think at some point this thread changed from "Make 3 wishes" to "Show how other peoples wishes can turn out bad"

Here is what I'd wish for:

1) a job I love doing and will pay well for the rest of my life
2) make me physically fit for the rest of my life
3) give me the ability to rewind time to repeat experiences, experience more things and correct mistakes

see what you can do with those

 

[NoblePhilistineFox]

1.) make my imagination the limit for peoples reality, i can alter it at will(no one else can) and change the limits on life.
2.)the ability to set people on fire through will.
3.)ill save this one for later, you never know when you might need a wish.
Edit: and maybe the ability to set savestates in real life with my memory still intact would be my third wish.

 

[AtticusSP]

1. Baccano season 2
2. The Big O season 3
3. One Outs season 2.

Maybe then I'll have an anime season with something decent to watch.

 

[Treblaine]

1. To have one billion U.S American Dollars

2. To have the U.S.A's economy at it's best and stay there forever.

3. To be RULER OF THE WORLD! the best drawer in the world.

Hey, i'm not selfish.

I can see how an evil genie will screw these wishes up for you.

He will somehow trick the US government into thinking you are Canadian or another foreigner and have you deported. So now you are outside of the country whose economy you secured and with a billion dollars you can't spend (genie will do something to prevent you exchanging it).

Oh and can't think how he could make you the best drawer in the world yet that turn out bad... I know, he'll make you blind! You may have a magical talent to draw, even with no sight at all but you will never be able to appreciate your own work.

I think I would make a good Evil Genie.

 

[Treblaine]

1. my body won`t age older than the age of 30(eternal life).
2. breath under water.
3. i can create and control any type of metal.

all of these wishes will be used so than i can make my own underwater city. og become the first supervillain of our world.

1. the Evil Genie will simply kill you when you reach 30 (can't age if you're dead)
2. he'll turn you into a fish
3. he'll give you the power only it will be almost impossible to control, metal around you turns molten and goes crazy unless you focus on every single molecule

 

[Spiner909]

1:Ability to eat anything and not become unhealthy from it.
2:I get supreme military strategy and tactics, applying to games and real combat.
3:Can invent anything!