So... Gypsies are in the field behind my house.

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Oilerfan92

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Just try to avoid them and keep an eye out.

And, if they become trouble. Challenge their leader to a fight, if you win, you become the new leader.
 

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HG131 said:
Am I the only one confused by the rampant racism in this thread? Just ignore them.
Racism? No way my friend, you just dont know how gypsies can be, mainly in middle Europe.
If someone like this lives behind your house, you better have gun reloaded no matter if they are black or white.
 
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If you know who owns the land call them and tell them. If the owners of the land don't care then call the police. If the land isn't owned there won't be much you can do about it legally, but do kep an eye out, lock your house securely, make sure none of your valuables are in any place they can be seen or taken easily, and just hope they do something illegal so you can call the police on them anyway. Remember that excessive noise and light are also counted as disruptive, and you can call the police in (at least in Britain you can) to deal with them for the noise.

And also, don't interact. For all you know they could just be passing through and not intending to cause any harm or mischief, or they could be deliberately out to steal things and cause havock, but one way or the other you shouldn't interact, because if you engage them first then the law could be against you.
 

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Frequen-Z said:
We talking gypsies like in Snatch? If so, just keep clear of them, wait til they move on.
If push comes to shove, get into a bare-knuckle fight with one of them...
 

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Vhite said:
I hope you got preparations for zombie apocalypse because now they may come handy.
Now you mention it...

To be honest they're better prepared than me. They have shotguns and chainsaws
xRagnarok19 said:
Umm calm down it's not like they're going to raid your house or anything.
Well last time they were here they stole loads from locked houses and they've already had an argument in the fish and chip shop.
 

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Outamyhead said:
Lock your doors, windows, children, pets, and any vehicles inside the house, I remember a bunch of gypsies would pinch alloy wheels from cars that were in a parking lot overnight at one of the building sites I would go to every month or so.

And the ones in the US are not much better, if you ever saw the series with Eddie Izzard as the main character, they are almost exactly like that, scheming opportunists.
I think it's called "The Riches."
 

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Best. Thread title. Ever.

Put a pillow under the back of your shirt and go talk to them, maybe you'll find some middle ground.
 

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Oh, we had a large group of travellers on a field just up the road from our house. They were intimidating, messy and loud. They kicked up a fuss when they were made to move, regardless of the fact that the field does in fact belong to someone, and cows were meant to be there.

Just avoid them. Unless the site is a designated travellers' site then they'll likely be moved on fairly quickly.
 

Chogg Van Helsing

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hmmm

call the space marines and tell them there are some defenceless things they can fight that could possible threaten the emperor...? lol not sure why i thought that tho

i'd just agree with what most others are saying: call the police if they are causing troube and dont leave anything unprotected/unguarded, they'll take it. im not a racist, i dont mind about gypsies, but its whne they start stealing and destroying shit thats its gone to far. you can't pull the 'race card' for that! its unacceptable
 

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Whatever you do don't try and buy anything from them. There's a reason they call it getting gyp'd'.
 

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1. Chain down all of your possessions that are kept outside, bikes, mowers, tools ets.

2. Run a strong electric current through said chains.

3. At some point, a gypsy may try to get through the chains.

4. ????

5. Profit.

Stay vigilant my friend!
 

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Whatever, just wash your hands.
HG131 said:
Am I the only one confused by the rampant racism in this thread? Just ignore them.
are gypsies a race or a culture?