So I just got jumped last night...

[TheAceTheOne]

Well, you just Krav Maga'd a mugger and jumped off a bridge onto a moving train, so you officially qualify for action hero status.

I second this. Sir, you are the manliest man I've heard of in the past two weeks. Congratulations.

OT: Never been mugged. Had a druggie (high on oxycodine or whatever) pull a knife on me though. Fun times.

 

[Jegsimmons]

I was walking home last night and saw a group of people that approached me. They literally stole my shoes and were about to steal my wallet and throw me off this bridge. I got out of their control and managed to jump off it and land on a train.

How fucked up are the times we live in that random people seriously attempt to kill someone for shoes and a damn wallet?

Has anyone else had an experience being mugged, or attempted mugging? I'm fairly proficient in Krav Maga. But taking on five people at once is quite difficult. I managed to submit the big guy, but some other dude repeatedly punched me in the head until I retreated.

I jumped off a 30 foot bridge, on to a train, so about a 20 foot drop. Jumped off, and walked home 4 miles in my socks. Sorry for the profanity, but I seriously think this is messed up.

this is why i pack a big fucking knife in my pocket and a gun under my car seat.
Even if i die i'm taking a son of a ***** with me and letting them know whos the boss!

 

[let's rock]

Sigh. This world is pretty much fucked. Honestly, what can be done to fix it, humans, as a species, are just plain stupid, and stuff like this happens, this world is broken beyond repair

 

[let's rock]

I was walking home last night and saw a group of people that approached me. They literally stole my shoes and were about to steal my wallet and throw me off this bridge. I got out of their control and managed to jump off it and land on a train.

How fucked up are the times we live in that random people seriously attempt to kill someone for shoes and a damn wallet?

Has anyone else had an experience being mugged, or attempted mugging? I'm fairly proficient in Krav Maga. But taking on five people at once is quite difficult. I managed to submit the big guy, but some other dude repeatedly punched me in the head until I retreated.

I jumped off a 30 foot bridge, on to a train, so about a 20 foot drop. Jumped off, and walked home 4 miles in my socks. Sorry for the profanity, but I seriously think this is messed up.

this is why i pack a big fucking knife in my pocket and a gun under my car seat.
Even if i die i'm taking a son of a ***** with me and letting them know whos the boss!

Now if only everydody who lived in an area where they could be jumped did this, there would be a lot less crime if everybody carried a gun, because the criminals would think twice before mugging somebody. And don't say "well then the criminals would have guns" Because they already do, getting them through black market sources

 

[XHolySmokesX]

I was mugged once, 4 gang members came to my small town from london, i was walking home from the station at 4am with a couple mates end of june about 2 years ago.

They followed us from the station and we didn't realise. they confronted us and asked us to turn out our pockets. I was pretty damn shocked at what was going on so i froze up.

Becasue i was all frozen i wasn't giving the guys what they wanted so one of them bottled me round the back of the head twice before i hit the floor. I threw my stuff at them shouting to them to just fucking take it while bleeding all over the floor.

Later went to hospital found out my left cheek bone was broken and had fallen about an inch, from a hit to the back of my head as well. Had an operation a few weeks later.

I'm pretty lucky i only got a fractured cheek bone. I could have handled the situation better, but it could have been a lot worse.

People are dicks.

Not trying to be racist, but where the people that attacked you a different ethnicity to you?

i've found ethnicities not native to a country tend to cause the most problems, and it's not just gangs in london and america, a while back a group of british students were in spain for a festival and were drinking heavily, making excessive noice and having sex of the streets really late at night, the locals weren't best pleased.

 

[L9OBL]

geeze that sucks. I got mugged once... well they tried. 3 guys jumped me, one with a knife. Thankfully I take Yoshinkan Aikido which teaches us weapons and multiple attacker defence so I came out with some slash marks on my arms and a nasty crack in my skull (plus concussion) from when they ambushed me. they broke a lot of their bones and needed new elbows and shoulders

 

[Chairman Miaow]

I have 2 stories relating to this. Though my own personal experience is a bit useless but I suppose it's something.

I was about 17 and two little kids (This may sound kind of pathetic but at least I'm honest) who were about 13, came up to me with bats (one said he had a knife but I think he was bluffing to sound tough or something) and wanted my mp3 player. I told them to get lost but of course they didn't but luckily my friends house was nearby so I got there as quick as I could. A bit of a useless story but it is messed up how people, especially kids, resort to this kind of behaviour. I mean seriously, trying to forcibly take someones stuff because you want it? What is that about?

Also a friend of mine got held up by a junkie with a dirty needle for money. All he had on him was a bit of change so luckily he didn't lose anything valuable.

Well, I'm anti mugging, having been held up at gun point a block from my house before and having my money taken. On the other hand, as to the story... pics or GTFO

I'm not sure if you're really serious, but who the fuck has a camera man when they're getting assaulted. Doubting someone should never happen unless you have factual reason not to. Otherwise, apparently we're saying fuck you to any victim without a witness. Including a multitude of serial killers.

here's a reason not to: you claim you jumped onto a moving train? how did you get off? how did you survive? how did you stay on? why did they take your shoes first? Why would you even consider trying that? and all this after taking a beating and with no shoes? I've known people get injured falling 20 foot when they were perfectly fine beforehand, and you're saying you were stable enough to land on a moving train after taking a beating?

Kudos if your story is true, but there are too many little problems with it for me to believe you.

Edit: all the people telling your own stories about how you "bravely fought off like 6 ninjas" are pretty farfetched too. Apparantly the nerd stereotype is wrong and nerds are in fact all Austrian bodybuilders.

 

[Dogstile]

Seriously? A 30 foot drop? Even if it wasn't that far due to the train, it was moving and despite what anyone thinks, 10 miles an hour hurts like a *****, especially when coupled with a falling person.

But for being mugged? Happened to me once, broke his goddamn knee then I snapped his fingers. Can't stab me with a non working hand. Also helps that I was wearing my moshing boots. Protip, the police consider stepping on someones foot then stamping on their knee as GBH, even if they're mugging you.

Pricks, he clearly deserved it.

 

[Jegsimmons]

I was walking home last night and saw a group of people that approached me. They literally stole my shoes and were about to steal my wallet and throw me off this bridge. I got out of their control and managed to jump off it and land on a train.

How fucked up are the times we live in that random people seriously attempt to kill someone for shoes and a damn wallet?

Has anyone else had an experience being mugged, or attempted mugging? I'm fairly proficient in Krav Maga. But taking on five people at once is quite difficult. I managed to submit the big guy, but some other dude repeatedly punched me in the head until I retreated.

I jumped off a 30 foot bridge, on to a train, so about a 20 foot drop. Jumped off, and walked home 4 miles in my socks. Sorry for the profanity, but I seriously think this is messed up.

this is why i pack a big fucking knife in my pocket and a gun under my car seat.
Even if i die i'm taking a son of a ***** with me and letting them know whos the boss!

Now if only everydody who lived in an area where they could be jumped did this, there would be a lot less crime if everybody carried a gun, because the criminals would think twice before mugging somebody. And don't say "well then the criminals would have guns" Because they already do, getting them through black market sources

agreed, this has been proven in multiple cases (DC, Chicago, or just look at the south, the average crime isnt quite as high because a large percent own guns and fight back)

 

[Chairman Miaow]

Then in your next post, you say you're a freerunner, a discipline which requires an immense amount of physical agility and stamina, and you couldn't outrun them without channelling Bruce fucking Willis and jumping 30 feet (An act which I am assured by very credible sources will almost surely result in broken bones unless done into water)

actually he said he did free style running. If he did, he wouldn't have called it free style running. He would have said freerunning/parkour/I was a traceur.

 

[Chairman Miaow]

3. Have you ever been mugged? Raped? Assaulted? If someone doubted your integrity on such a serious matter, you're going to be offended. People saying you're something you're not is something to get defense about, sorry if you don't understand. I'd like to insult you here, but that only damages me. Unless you jest about serious crimes, I think you should back off on this one. Although, if you have no experience with something as serious as this, you have no validity in the first place.

Just picked out this bit because it was the worst of the bunch, the rest were just run of the mill hypocrisy. You are seriously comparing being mugged to beind raped? I've been mugged. I didn't even try to fight, but they attacked anyway. It hurt. Of course it did. It was annoying and painful. It wasn't a big deal. What has changed? I have a little less money and a fair amount of bruises and cuts. Rape on the other hand? You have no fucking idea what the hell you are talking about and I cannot believe you can even compare the two. Have you ever met rape victims? Their lives are sometimes completely destroyed by the attack. They just can't function as a normal person anymore. You claim his argument has no validity because he hasn't been mugged? well don't talk about rape as though you know something about it.

 

[let's rock]

I was walking home last night and saw a group of people that approached me. They literally stole my shoes and were about to steal my wallet and throw me off this bridge. I got out of their control and managed to jump off it and land on a train.

How fucked up are the times we live in that random people seriously attempt to kill someone for shoes and a damn wallet?

Has anyone else had an experience being mugged, or attempted mugging? I'm fairly proficient in Krav Maga. But taking on five people at once is quite difficult. I managed to submit the big guy, but some other dude repeatedly punched me in the head until I retreated.

I jumped off a 30 foot bridge, on to a train, so about a 20 foot drop. Jumped off, and walked home 4 miles in my socks. Sorry for the profanity, but I seriously think this is messed up.

this is why i pack a big fucking knife in my pocket and a gun under my car seat.
Even if i die i'm taking a son of a ***** with me and letting them know whos the boss!

Now if only everydody who lived in an area where they could be jumped did this, there would be a lot less crime if everybody carried a gun, because the criminals would think twice before mugging somebody. And don't say "well then the criminals would have guns" Because they already do, getting them through black market sources

agreed, this has been proven in multiple cases (DC, Chicago, or just look at the south, the average crime isnt quite as high because a large percent own guns and fight back)

Which makes you wonder why they are thinking about banning conclealed firearms

 

[Jegsimmons]

I was walking home last night and saw a group of people that approached me. They literally stole my shoes and were about to steal my wallet and throw me off this bridge. I got out of their control and managed to jump off it and land on a train.

How fucked up are the times we live in that random people seriously attempt to kill someone for shoes and a damn wallet?

Has anyone else had an experience being mugged, or attempted mugging? I'm fairly proficient in Krav Maga. But taking on five people at once is quite difficult. I managed to submit the big guy, but some other dude repeatedly punched me in the head until I retreated.

I jumped off a 30 foot bridge, on to a train, so about a 20 foot drop. Jumped off, and walked home 4 miles in my socks. Sorry for the profanity, but I seriously think this is messed up.

this is why i pack a big fucking knife in my pocket and a gun under my car seat.
Even if i die i'm taking a son of a ***** with me and letting them know whos the boss!

Now if only everydody who lived in an area where they could be jumped did this, there would be a lot less crime if everybody carried a gun, because the criminals would think twice before mugging somebody. And don't say "well then the criminals would have guns" Because they already do, getting them through black market sources

agreed, this has been proven in multiple cases (DC, Chicago, or just look at the south, the average crime isnt quite as high because a large percent own guns and fight back)

Which makes you wonder why they are thinking about banning conclealed firearms

because they're stupid and single minded and dont realize that citizen who have the right to conceal them are not the ones committing crimes. Damn that Michael Moore.

 

[Sieg Firebrand]

SOme guy stabbed me and stole my phone. It was fine though cause he stabbed me where I had had an appendectomy. It was kinda weird

 

[Slash Joel]

Suchs man i live in Minneapolis myself never been jumped before but thats because i a coward but i hav friends who hav been mugged right outside our apartment.

 

[Accountfailed]

excuse me sir but you happen to be batman

/thread


OT: Gotta get yourself some second hand shoes OP ^^

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

No, never happened to me, I look threatening enough and hardly any crime occurs here.

...I got out of their control and managed to jump off it and land on a train.

...But taking on five people at once is quite difficult. I managed to submit the big guy...

...I jumped off a 30 foot bridge, on to a train, so about a 20 foot drop. Jumped off, and walked home 4 miles in my socks. Sorry for the profanity, but I seriously think this is messed up.

You, dear sir, are a badass.

 

[JMV]

Yeah, happened to me a few years ago some times. Stupid pricks, stalking kids...

The first time, I was about 11 years old and this asked me if I had money in my wallet and if he could see it. Of course that's about the most stupid way of trying to mug someone, but I was really young so I just showed it to him and he grabbed 10 euros and headed off. Luckily, when he tried to do that again some months after, I just told him to f**k off.

The second time, I was coming home from school with a friend when these two guys started following us. Near my building, they stopped and told us to hand over our money. My friend got headbutted in the chest and I got away without a scratch, and they got like 2 euros, and we just ran home. Scary stuff, but since then I've been able to avoid the groups that hang out in that area and the next two times someone started to follow me, I caught their reflection on the windows of a gas station, walked in and waited for a while, after informing people I was being followed, and fortunately nothing happened after that.

Actually, I guess I've been pretty lucky seeing as I've never been hurt and they only took smalls amounts of money. But it was all still pretty scary, especially as a kid.

 

[Ghengis John]

I was walking home last night and saw a group of people that approached me. They literally stole my shoes and were about to steal my wallet and throw me off this bridge. I got out of their control and managed to jump off it and land on a train.

How fucked up are the times we live in that random people seriously attempt to kill someone for shoes and a damn wallet?

Has anyone else had an experience being mugged, or attempted mugging? I'm fairly proficient in Krav Maga. But taking on five people at once is quite difficult. I managed to submit the big guy, but some other dude repeatedly punched me in the head until I retreated.

I jumped off a 30 foot bridge, on to a train, so about a 20 foot drop. Jumped off, and walked home 4 miles in my socks. Sorry for the profanity, but I seriously think this is messed up.

I've been mugged quite a few times (EDIT: I should also say that I live not that far outside of Pittsburgh, which is a large city, so crime is rather plentiful if you're ot careful), and honestly its surprising me cause the people that jump me all know me and what I can do.

No matter whats happened, I've always walked away, and more times then not, I've left broken men behind me. I think the worst mugging I had was four guys, the smallest having to be 185 lbs (I was 155 at the time), tried to jump me. The first one tried to fist fight me, but i wound up broking his arm in three different places. So his friend tried to grab me, while another pulled out a switchblade. I broke the one that was holding me's knees and cracked three ribs. When the one with the knife tried to hit me, I wound up breaking his arm, both legs in the femur and tibia, and cracked his head while he was on the ground. The fourth just stood there and I guess weighed his options, cause he just laid down the knife and walked away.

I ended up coming out of it with a bruised thigh, a small cut on my arm, and sore shoulder.

Yeah that's nothing. This one time I was just walking along, minding my own business and these fuckers tried to take me lucky charms. So I make a rainbow right, and I ride that shit over their heads, but get this, the black girl shouts "after him!" and the assholes follow me! So I'm riding my rainbow and I get to this endless field of broken glass. And the kids are all there. Now this chinese kid, he's big man, bigger than a rhino, and he knows kungfu. But I just kicked that fucker in the chest so hard he flew into the glass and guess what? He exploded. Now I gotta go into work, covered in kid guts and explain all this to my boss. Who by the way did not believe me, even with the blood. So before he can say "You're fired" I stare at him so hard his jaw breaks. In 13 places. Long story short, I got a promotion.