So I just got stung by a wasp...
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Fight wasp with wasp!, by which I mean stick another wasp in there to counter the pain of the first wasp's sting.
Grow a pair of balls would be my advice. Next time the wasp comes near you, just look daggers at it and say "you gonna sting me or what tough guy? I SAID YOU GONNA STING ME?", you will never hear from another wasp again.
Cant help you with the current sting though, sorry.
Cant help you with the current sting though, sorry.
Got stung in the skull by a bee.
Just felt like someone pushing a pin into me but without penetration (no sex puns please).
But wasp? Never happened, I knew someone who got stung in the eye as well by a bee but they were fine. Had a friend have wasps in the brickwork of her house and they had an access point to the outside but she had to get rid of them as she teaches from home and couldn't risk a lawsuit.
Just felt like someone pushing a pin into me but without penetration (no sex puns please).
But wasp? Never happened, I knew someone who got stung in the eye as well by a bee but they were fine. Had a friend have wasps in the brickwork of her house and they had an access point to the outside but she had to get rid of them as she teaches from home and couldn't risk a lawsuit.
WASP got you?!? Damn you 80s metal, damn you!!!
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Seriously though, man up and deal with it.
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Seriously though, man up and deal with it.
yea, put vinegar on it:
soda for a bee sting,
vinegar for a wasp.
N if that doesnt work... ever heard of "sucking the venom"? :S
soda for a bee sting,
vinegar for a wasp.
N if that doesnt work... ever heard of "sucking the venom"? :S
If it was actually a wasp, use baking soda. Really.
If it was actually a bee, use lemon juice.
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If it was actually a bee, use lemon juice.
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...Damn. Google to see which of us is right.lewiswhitling said:
One suggestion, don't kill the wasp in your room or at your window, when it dies it releases a pheremone that attracts other wasps. Instead, catch the bugger, take him out to the middle of the road and kill him there (If it is a fairly quiet road obviousely. Don't want to add "getting hit by a car" to your list of injuries now do we? 
) and kill it there. That way when the other wasps arrive hopefully a car will squish them too.
) and kill it there. That way when the other wasps arrive hopefully a car will squish them too.On a related note, a friend of mine has some pretty retarded neighbour kids (he lives in the pines after all).
Aside from the many, many druggies (no one goes near this area anyway lol), he had to get a bee hive poisoned as it was too much of a danger to family yada yada.
But the stupid neighbourly kids took the hive, and ate the honey out of it, bragging about it to my friend (ie. eating it in his face saying HAH we got your honey).
This is after a poisoning, x10000 worse than doing it with bees in it.
Aside from the many, many druggies (no one goes near this area anyway lol), he had to get a bee hive poisoned as it was too much of a danger to family yada yada.
But the stupid neighbourly kids took the hive, and ate the honey out of it, bragging about it to my friend (ie. eating it in his face saying HAH we got your honey).
This is after a poisoning, x10000 worse than doing it with bees in it.
Now now, that's for zombies. Wow, imagine a disease through Wasp/Bee Stings!Aby_Z said:
Aby_Z, you're a genius! Now it's time for a Video Game corporation to read this and implement it as a sad excuse for zombies.
Hmmm... how much does it hurt? Never got stung...
I have been stung before but have also had some close calls. When I was 10 I had one land on my bare leg (wearing shorts) and an older friend wacked it off lol.
Rather amusingly when I was 12 I sat down at the computer and about 20minutes later I felt this buzzing under my foot (sock) lifted it up to see I had a poor bumble bee stuck there lol. I must stunned it without even knowing and when it came round it must have gone ay! get off me! lol.
Rather amusingly when I was 12 I sat down at the computer and about 20minutes later I felt this buzzing under my foot (sock) lifted it up to see I had a poor bumble bee stuck there lol. I must stunned it without even knowing and when it came round it must have gone ay! get off me! lol.
Freddy Mercury was a bigger man than you and me combined, in more ways than one. I resent your post, heathen! Hail Queen, hail Freddy.Snarky Username said:Freddie Mercury was also a pianist. Look at him.Alex Cowan said:I'm a pianist. Manliness is an alien concept to meUrgh76 said:Here's one thing you can do
[HEADING=1]BE A MAN!!!!![/HEADING]
Ok, maybe a bad example. But still, pianists can be manly men! Pianist even sounds somewhat similar to the man organ. So suck it up and be a man!
Or try some calamine lotion. Though I'm not sure if that works on wasp stings. Try doing something to take your mind off the pain, like watching a movie or playing video games.
Oh, it was all in fun. In all honesty, Queen is my favorite band and Freddie Mercury is one of the best performers there is. But you had to admit, the man was pretty flamboyant...Spacelord said: