So I ruined someone's life.
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ok, easy solution.
first, move to Canada.
wait, your from NZ?
... yeah, move to Canada anyways. Canada is always a good fallback place to live.
then, change your name to "Frederik Mansavage". grow an epic beard and work at a goodwill store (if they have them at Canada, idk)
do that for a few years, then move back to your old life and see how things are.
flawless victory.
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first, move to Canada.
wait, your from NZ?
... yeah, move to Canada anyways. Canada is always a good fallback place to live.
then, change your name to "Frederik Mansavage". grow an epic beard and work at a goodwill store (if they have them at Canada, idk)
do that for a few years, then move back to your old life and see how things are.
flawless victory.
also:
Milky_Fresh said:
You didn't ruin her life, you ruined her obviously broken relationship. If she's stable enough when she shows up at your door (watch out for steak knives) take her out for coffee and explain things to her using small words. And try not to use the phrase "calm down". That just makes them angry
First of all, both your avatar and screen name please me greatly. They go together like cheese and crackers.Chesterfield Snapdragon McFisticuffs said:Let me start by saying I'm a typical 17 year old boy. I go to school, I play video games, I go out and muck around with my mates in the weekends, and I make constant sex jokes to the opposite sex.
I was friends with a girl last year who was never very bright, and everyone knew was a bit of a slut (we're talking >100 guys and shes only just 18), but she was nice, and since I hadn't chatted to her in a while, when I saw her on facebook chat I decided to strike up a conversation. Turns out she's in Melbourne, Australia (I live in New Zealand). Now, I'm planning on going to Melbourne next year for university and so I jokingly said "maybe I can stay with you and hit you up for some excellent sex" thinking that I was nothing if not absurdly witty.
Anyways, fast forward a couple of days and I'm on steam chat with a mate. Guess what, this girl is back in Auckland and she wants to meet up with you, what's your address? Naturally since we were friends I give my mate my address and we joke about whether she is actually going to hit me up for free sex.
In actual fact, her boyfriend that shes been living with for SEVEN months read the comment, and as a natural psychopath couldn't understand that it was a joke, they broke up, she moved back to nz and is now living at home $3000 in debt, and she's coming for me.
TLR I inadvertently broke up an acquaintance and her psychotic boyfriend, semi-ruined her life and now I'm really at a loss of what to do.
Also, does this mean I'm no longer getting any excellent sex?
Onto the topic...
If her boyfriend is as psychotic as you claim then you've probably done her a favour. You weren't exactly tactful or mature about what you said, but you weren't in the wrong either. Like you said, part of your personality is making sex jokes - don't change who you are because it might offend people. If anything strive to offend as many people as possible. You'll break up some relationships on the way, sure, but if a relationship is fragile enough to shatter at the first negative comment then it probably wasn't worth having in the first place.
Also this may have been answered in the thread (I skimmed it but didn't read every comment) but how does breaking up with her boyfriend put her $3,000 in debt? I have my theories, but none of them complimentary to her and since I'm not a fan of slandering people I don't know on the internet I just thought I'd ask the question.
Mostly so I can slander somebody I have an idea of with the internet
Finally, some common sense. Listen to this guy.Cheveyo said:
EDIT: I can see this topic struck a nerve with the "niceguy" crowd. All you have to do is imply that her boyfriend was possessive and crazy, and then you're magically absolved of all responsibility for breaking them up (never occurred to you that they might have been trying to work through some trust issues, only to have a guy she has history with to show up and proposition her for sex he's capable of evaluating based on quality). All these "did her a favor" rationalizations make it seem as though we've got a lot of people in the business of undermining the relationships of others; not only that, but it makes it pretty clear that you guys have a low opinion of women altogether, like they're too stupid to make their own choices or realize when they're with someone they shouldn't be. If they were together for seven months, there's definitely something in that relationship that she considered good enough to stick around for. Great job fucking that up for her, but hey, since OP assures us that her boyfriend was "psychotic" (based entirely on his account of the events), we're all apparently content to screw up an important part of another person's life.
Way to be arrogant and condescending, buddy. In a who-would-you-bang contest, would you choose the girl who'd been with three people or the girl who'd been with three hundred? My point exactly.manaman said:
I've experienced both types (though the number was closer to one hundred than three), and my advice would be to never, ever screw a girl who has been with that many guys. It isn't as enjoyable and it has all kinds of mental baggage attached. Go and find a nice girl who hasn't been around the block so many times she's left a groove, and you'll spare yourself a lot of problems.
SonicWaffle said:
You didn't think about it. After I asked nicely and everything.
Lets get mental out of the way, since this was an entierly new issue brought up, and you didn't leave the post I responded to where you only questioned her physical health because of the action of having sex. Anyone that has 100 different partners in a couple of years has other issues, but physical issues are not one of them.
To address your example: Pulling out one off the wall, very rare extreme, and one normal option does not prove your point.
Why would it matter if the girl has had 20 partners in her life or two? Why should the number of times having sex matter either. The girl with two partners could have had sex a thousand times, and the girl with twenty could have had sex 20 times. You have these urban common knowledge half myth understandings that are just not true about women.
Think about this. That nice decent girl in a stable relationship having sex three times a week has sex 156 times in a year. Just 3 nights a week, once each night. What a loose slut right... Right? Maybe?
I'm sorry, but maybe when you are under 20 you can still pretend you girlfriend has never slept with anyone but you, once your older then reality should set in at some point unless your relationship started early and there really is some truth to that. The only time it really becomes an issue is when it raises flags about a persons mental stability.
what the hell does that even mean? I get you were trying to call her a ho, but "ridden more often than Red Rum?" is nonsense talk. Red Rum isn't something you can ride(as in the Shining it meant Murder and in the real world Red Rum is well...Rum that is red) so unless I'm missing some weird reference where a cowboy had a very promiscuous horse named "Red Rum" that makes zero senseSonicWaffle said:
OT: You didn't ruin her life, and if she comes at you, just apologize, tell her she didn't need that guy and if you want your sex, bring her a drink and go all "Smooth playa"
[link]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Rum[/link]dfcrackhead said:
Consider yourself educated, boyo.
Okay, fair 'nuff... Although my cowboy theory wasn't too far off, it was a horse.SonicWaffle said:
Dear Heavens! If I'd known that sleeping with 100 guys would only make me "a bit of a slut" then I mightn't have held myself to the standard of "less than can be counted on one hand" in the last 8 years! Sigh. Too late now, I'm rather keen on not seeing that number grow by over 20 times :/
Excellent sex Probably not.
But as said, if it wasn't you, it would be someone else. Since I'm in Melbourne, Australia, I'll be sure to avoid all suspicious looking guys who have ex-girlfriends from NZ. This guy is obviously either a) stupid, or b) suspicious anyway (either because he had more reason than just your comments, or because he's cheating himself and is projecting onto her) or c) psycho. Either way, she's either well shot of him or he of her, and likely to be a bit of both. Soulmates don't break up because some berk was having a laugh on FACEBOOK, of all things.
Dw about it, just don't go throwing sex jokes around on public walls lol.
BTW: Telling sex jokes to girls?? C'mon man, have more class than that!
Excellent sex
Probably not. But as said, if it wasn't you, it would be someone else. Since I'm in Melbourne, Australia, I'll be sure to avoid all suspicious looking guys who have ex-girlfriends from NZ. This guy is obviously either a) stupid, or b) suspicious anyway (either because he had more reason than just your comments, or because he's cheating himself and is projecting onto her) or c) psycho. Either way, she's either well shot of him or he of her, and likely to be a bit of both. Soulmates don't break up because some berk was having a laugh on FACEBOOK, of all things.
Dw about it, just don't go throwing sex jokes around on public walls lol.
BTW: Telling sex jokes to girls?? C'mon man, have more class than that!
Look at his profile page [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Chesterfield+Snapdragon+McFisticuffs]his name goes off the pageWanderFreak said:
OT: it's not your fault dude, it's just very bad luck. Don't blame yourself.
Hell to the yes. I haven't seen that in a while.Ironic Pirate said:
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