So I ruined someone's life.

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Unesh52

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CpnBeef said:
RAKtheUndead said:
What you need to do now is out-psycho the psychopath. You need lots and lots of fire. And knives.

Knives make everything better.
Knives are for ladies.

Spoons, spoons are how men out-psyche other men.

slowly and repeatadly, smack.

Also an army of lovers? Just go Scott Pilgrim in their asses.
The horribly slow murder. *takes cookie for reference*

But yeah, I don't think that could have turned out any worse. Why is she in debt? Is that your fault too?
 

FightThePower

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You're being melodramatic. It honestly sounds like her boyfriend was more responsible for this whole charade than you were.

Also, over 100 guys? I doubt that's physically posible at that age.
 

Senaro

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You didn't ruin her life, she ruined her own life by being a slut and dating a psychopath. You were just making a normal joke.
 

Harrowdown

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Don't wanna make you feel worse, but this girls reputation as a slut is almost certainly exaggerated. It's not really your fault though, although you still ought to apologise.
 

Resistance205

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I think you're ok, not ok in the sense that a crazed psychopath won't go to kill you, but ok in the way that it's not actually your fault. You had no way to know that one humorous and joke comment could lead to well.....A crazed psychopath going to kill you.
 

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Chesterfield Snapdragon McFisticuffs said:
Let me start by saying I'm a typical 17 year old boy. I go to school, I play video games, I go out and muck around with my mates in the weekends, and I make constant sex jokes to the opposite sex.
I was friends with a girl last year who was never very bright, and everyone knew was a bit of a slut (we're talking >100 guys and shes only just 18), but she was nice, and since I hadn't chatted to her in a while, when I saw her on facebook chat I decided to strike up a conversation. Turns out she's in Melbourne, Australia (I live in New Zealand). Now, I'm planning on going to Melbourne next year for university and so I jokingly said "maybe I can stay with you and hit you up for some excellent sex" thinking that I was nothing if not absurdly witty.
Anyways, fast forward a couple of days and I'm on steam chat with a mate. Guess what, this girl is back in Auckland and she wants to meet up with you, what's your address? Naturally since we were friends I give my mate my address and we joke about whether she is actually going to hit me up for free sex.
In actual fact, her boyfriend that shes been living with for SEVEN months read the comment, and as a natural psychopath couldn't understand that it was a joke, they broke up, she moved back to nz and is now living at home $3000 in debt, and she's coming for me.
TL:DR I inadvertently broke up an acquaintance and her psychotic boyfriend, semi-ruined her life and now I'm really at a loss of what to do.
Also, does this mean I'm no longer getting any excellent sex?

EDIT: I should probably make this clear, I don't actually want to sleep with her. Obviously I'm doing very poorly with people taking my words seriously tonight.
Okay, maybe it's different in Australia, but in Minnesota you couldn't say something like that to a girl and have it be taken as a joke unless you were *extremely* good friends with her. It would be too creepy. The fact that you didn't even know she had a boyfriend tells me you weren't real good friends. Also, I don't believe you when you say you didn't actually want to have sex with her. I mean come on, why would you even say that "as a joke?" Are you trying to save face now with random internet people? Just admit you wanted her and that was your lame attempt at a come-on.

Personally I would have reversed it and said something cocky like, "I'm going to be living out there next year, I know I am irresistible, but try to control yourself around me okay?"

With all that said, she sounds like a messed up person and that was a powder keg of a relationship waiting for the next sudden shock to make it blow up. If it wasn't you it would have been something else.
 

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Chesterfield Snapdragon McFisticuffs said:
Let me start by saying I'm a typical 17 year old boy. I go to school, I play video games, I go out and muck around with my mates in the weekends, and I make constant sex jokes to the opposite sex.
I was friends with a girl last year who was never very bright, and everyone knew was a bit of a slut (we're talking >100 guys and shes only just 18), but she was nice, and since I hadn't chatted to her in a while, when I saw her on facebook chat I decided to strike up a conversation. Turns out she's in Melbourne, Australia (I live in New Zealand). Now, I'm planning on going to Melbourne next year for university and so I jokingly said "maybe I can stay with you and hit you up for some excellent sex" thinking that I was nothing if not absurdly witty.
Anyways, fast forward a couple of days and I'm on steam chat with a mate. Guess what, this girl is back in Auckland and she wants to meet up with you, what's your address? Naturally since we were friends I give my mate my address and we joke about whether she is actually going to hit me up for free sex.
In actual fact, her boyfriend that shes been living with for SEVEN months read the comment, and as a natural psychopath couldn't understand that it was a joke, they broke up, she moved back to nz and is now living at home $3000 in debt, and she's coming for me.
TL:DR I inadvertently broke up an acquaintance and her psychotic boyfriend, semi-ruined her life and now I'm really at a loss of what to do.
Also, does this mean I'm no longer getting any excellent sex?

EDIT: I should probably make this clear, I don't actually want to sleep with her. Obviously I'm doing very poorly with people taking my words seriously tonight.
Well its her own fault for dating a neanderthal idiot isnt it? If she comes near you, taze her. Problem solved. If she gets up, taze her again till she lays down long enough to run away. Rinse and repeat until she stops coming after you.
 

Viking Incognito

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Don't blame yourself, it was an honest mistake. However, you should offer to let her live with you for a while or give her some money or something else helpful.
 

Hawgh

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I'd put this down as a "whoops" situation. Not your fault that the boyfriend threw a hissy fit.
 

NotAPie

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That sounds like a bit of a misunderstanding.
Though what do I know. Good luck man.
 

Callate

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You probably should have been more careful about what you said on chat, but that's generally a good rule. It's easy to forget how accessible what we say on the 'Net is, or how long it can linger.

On the other hand, if her boyfriend really was that possessive and humorless, breaking up with him may well have been a good thing in the long run. And you can't really be said to be responsible for how someone takes a comment that wasn't intended for their consumption or even about them.
 

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Chesterfield Snapdragon McFisticuffs said:
Let me start by saying I'm a typical 17 year old boy. I go to school, I play video games, I go out and muck around with my mates in the weekends, and I make constant sex jokes to the opposite sex.
I was friends with a girl last year who was never very bright, and everyone knew was a bit of a slut (we're talking >100 guys and shes only just 18), but she was nice, and since I hadn't chatted to her in a while, when I saw her on facebook chat I decided to strike up a conversation. Turns out she's in Melbourne, Australia (I live in New Zealand). Now, I'm planning on going to Melbourne next year for university and so I jokingly said "maybe I can stay with you and hit you up for some excellent sex" thinking that I was nothing if not absurdly witty.
Anyways, fast forward a couple of days and I'm on steam chat with a mate. Guess what, this girl is back in Auckland and she wants to meet up with you, what's your address? Naturally since we were friends I give my mate my address and we joke about whether she is actually going to hit me up for free sex.
In actual fact, her boyfriend that shes been living with for SEVEN months read the comment, and as a natural psychopath couldn't understand that it was a joke, they broke up, she moved back to nz and is now living at home $3000 in debt, and she's coming for me.
TL:DR I inadvertently broke up an acquaintance and her psychotic boyfriend, semi-ruined her life and now I'm really at a loss of what to do.
Also, does this mean I'm no longer getting any excellent sex?

EDIT: I should probably make this clear, I don't actually want to sleep with her. Obviously I'm doing very poorly with people taking my words seriously tonight.
lmao im sorry but that is amazing! But i dont understand how she is in debt now...
 

GrinningManiac

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Why would she be coming for you? I don't know what the slang is down under, but up here in Ol' Limey, "Excellent, Casual Sex" does not imply "Long-lasting relationship"
 

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SonicWaffle said:
Chesterfield Snapdragon McFisticuffs said:
Also, does this mean I'm no longer getting any excellent sex?
Question; why the hell would you want to have sex with a girl who's been ridden more often than Red Rum? Do the words 'hotdog' and 'hallway' mean anything to you?
Your post is showing a lack of knowledge, and understanding. Don't worry one day you will get it. Really think about it, it's not as bad as you think it is.
 

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Chesterfield Snapdragon McFisticuffs said:
Cowabungaa said:
Ruined? You got her away from her psychotic boyfriend (if what you are saying is true). That's not ruining, that's improving someone's life.

Now she's all yours champ, go for it. You'll only know for sure if the sex is excellent if you try eh?
She's a bit on the dull side for me. For instance, in class last year she spelled typhoon tyfoon. when i said "ele, typhoon is spelled with a ph" she wrote it out as tyfoonph.
I'm really more concerned about her raising an army of ex-lovers to grind my bones into dust at this point. That's a sitch I should really get onto avoiding like the plague.
Don't worry, your bones won't be grinded into dust, you'll just burst into coins.