So my mom still thinks I'm gay... (A Follow-Up)

[ENKC]

Yesterday my mum told me I need to have more sex with loose women. Seriously.

What do you say to that?

"Fair enough. That's how you had me, right?"

You dare besmirch my family's honour Sir? Have at you!

*insert comeback involving 'having at' loose women*

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

What did you do?

I just walked away. One of my sister's friends was there with her girlfriend, and I was worried if the conversation continued, they'd over hear and be insulted. They didn't deserve to be ripped on by an ignorant bigot, either.

 

[Ih8pkmn]

Hmm... I think I remember this thread.

I feel sorry for you. The most embarrassing thing my parents have ever tried to get me to do is to talk to a shrink.

But what you should do: Ask your mom why she thinks you're a lesbian. If she doesn't have evidence and she "Just heard it", tell her that she shouldn't believe everything she hears. If that doesn't work, talk to one of your teachers or a therapist.

 

[warprincenataku]

Well, have you TRIED being gay? I mean come on, if your mom totally thinks you are, why not give it a spin?

^sarcasm

I had a similar experience where my ex-girlfriend was convinced I was an asshole, so I feel for you.

 

[knight steel]

My mum had a brief period of telling people I wanted to get a sex change to become a girl.

This was during the short time between her noticing I was pretty feminine, and me telling her I was gay. So she jumps to random conclusions and before I know it, all her friends, their kids, AND THEIR KIDS' FRIENDS all think I'm a woman trapped in a man's body.

Fantastic. Thanks mum...

Hehe... well... I can almost guarantee all of you will be posting LOL WUT pear after this but... yeah.

Well, it was when my mom told her friend that I wasn't a Pedophile.(DON'T REPORT, LEMME EXPLAIN FIRST.)
My mom doesn't want any of her friends to know(somewhat understandable), but it's the way she told her. Her friend overheard me discussing the matter with my friends on Xbox LIVE because she was staying in the apartment next door(with the owner's permission), and the walls are paper thin. She proceeded to ask my mother about it and she responded with something along the lines of "oh no, Samuel isn't one of those sick people, he's not a molester". I was sadface the way she told her because, if you have seen me post before, you notice I am very... adamant, about who/what I am. I am a non-offending, non-predatory Pedophile(the grand majority are similar), so when she said that, I just dropped and said "wat... mom, you could have told her differently... hell, you should have told her I was if you were going to say that...".

Yeah... my issue is waaayyy out of the tone of the subject, isn't it? : /

[sub]I'll just go now...[/sub]

Wait...I'm confused by this. Are you a pedophile or not?

Spoiler: also this

Yes, I am one, but I do not molest children or engage in predatory behavior(most don't).

Also, nice touch with the pear.

Yeah i kinda understand where your coming from,you see I'm realy into hentai particularly lolicon [but not real children-i have no sexual interest in anyone who is real 0_0] It's sad how so little people understand and how it's almost impossible to talk to any one about my feelings .

 

[A Free Man]

Nothing. My parents have never embarrassed me like that. Although my friends have...but no one cares about that story ^-^

Can't believe your mom would go around telling people that...although I don't know your mom so ;3

I want to know that story

OT: I find it weird that someone like your parents would misunderstand you so much. You would hope that someone who is supposed to know you better then anyone else in the world wouldn't make such a mistake. Keep in mind that if your parents/mum think your gay maybe it's just because they don't know you as well as they should. Spend some more time with them tell them that your straight and that you don't feel the need to prove that to anyone so if they can't just trust and support you then they are not being very good parents. Just my 2c.

 

[chuckman1]

Overrun the house with Playgirl or if you really want the laughter to ensue cover everything in lesbian porn.

 

[ckam]

Estatics are awesome. Now I'm moving my personal thoughts aside, you should just go out with a female to troll your mom.

 

[PrototypeC]

That's sort of gross. "Son, I see you've been feeling a bit under the weather so I got you these hookers".

Now you're almost quoting my dad! Wait... I swear my family isn't really that fucked-up! They're just very supportive. I'm pretty sure my dad bragged to his co-workers about my penis size when he found out what it was...

My parents weren't batshit insane, thankfully. However, I still have problems with my mom talking about me behind my back; bragging, so I really don't mind usually. The problem comes up when she brags about things I don't really want people to know about, like where I live now that I have my own good-sized apartment. It only happens once in a while, but... it can get to be a problem. It's weird, because she's so smart and careful the rest of the time.

 

[Johnny Reb]

eh, when my ma caught me smoking my pipe for the first time she ranted and raved to her friends abut how her "perfect little angel" is a smoker and is going to get cancer and other nonsensical bullshite. but at least i can now smoke in comfort instead of concealment.

 

[Kuroneko97]

Is there anything you do that would make them think you're a lesbian? If not, then...what kind of person if your mother?

 

[Captain Schpack]

My friend had a dream that I was gay. I didn;t know how to respond to that, so I decided to take that as "She wants me."



I'm so insecure ._.

 

[WolfThomas]

Me and a good mate of mine spent a lot of time hanging out on these holidays, swimming, fishing, gaming, hunting, drinking etc. Then we had this awkward week of avoiding each other. Turns out both of our families (independant of each) had thought we were a couple (we're not). We think it'd be hillarious to get both of them to meet at a restaurant and pretend to come out. The only problem is we can't think of an escapse from that situation/proof it's a joke.

 

[zelda2fanboy]

That is simply offending. We are also humans you know, we have our self respect. I would never do anything with a girl if it lowered my self respect. And I think I'm speaking for a lot of men here. If you have a different opinion about men, then either you are being very shortsighted or you are hanging around the wrong men.
But yeah it's way easier for a girl to pick up a guy than vice versa. Have to agree on that.

Oh dear. You know the expression/cliche "any port in the storm?" There's a reason people say that.

Anyways, I was merely suggesting that this young woman who doesn't go out of her way to make herself up (and hasn't yet dated anyone) probably has a shot with most guys her age and probably a few older ones, too. Sorry if you found my words of encouragement "offending."

 

[Nieroshai]

My Great-Grandma calls me fat all the time and won't shut up about how she's shocked that I'm not diabetic. (I do have a gut, but have normal blood sugar and am in fact, aside from said never-leaving gut, moderately athletic.)
My stepdad started to hate me when my sister was born, and as a little kid I had a fascination with pretty shiny things. Especially jewellery. So he'd often punish me because he didn't "want a fag for a son." I still like jewellery. And black. But I'm straight.

 

[Signa]

I remember lurking in the original thread, but I don't remember if I commented or not. My mom too thought I was gay for a while. I think I convinced her otherwise, because she hasn't brought it up in years. Quite honestly, I fit the profile well. I'm a bit of a mama's boy, along with other things like not showing interest in girls, always hanging out with other guys, took drama class in highschool...

Each has it's own explanation though. My mom is probably the nicest person I know from a completely objective standpoint, attractive girls almost always have an extremely ugly personality, which is a HUGE turnoff for me (and I'm not asexual, but I'm not driven by sex to begin with), the guys I hang out are just close friends that I hope any other straight guy would have, and "the arts" were required electives in HS for me, and since I suck balls (no pun intended) at any crafting type art (Painting, clay modeling), drama was pretty much the only way to get those credits.

Discussion topic: I don't remember my parents spreading lies about me, or inappropriately timed comments. If they have, it was long ago and I wasn't horribly scarred or offended by it.

 

[Slayer_2]

My dad thought the same thing, because I have some female friends that I'm not banging (and have not intention to, either), I'm apparently gay according to his standards.

 

[SimuLord]

Well, have you TRIED being gay? I mean come on, if your mom totally thinks you are, why not give it a spin?

^sarcasm

Oh, I dunno, she says she's never had a boyfriend, so what say we give her a choice? Get a close female friend, bring her over to my place, we'll have some fun, and she can decide which she liked better.