So...the rapture's today.

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Thyunda

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Heh, maybe nobody will go to Heaven because we all sinned so bad. Only way to tell is if there's a worldwide oatcake. Earthquake. I'm actually really not sure why I said oatcake...but my error amused me, so I left it in.

No, but seriously, it's bullshit and all. I just figured we already knew that and didn't really need to reinforce it.
But if the next five months are torturous hell, I just want you to know, I freakin' called it.
 

TerribleAssassin

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Gonna bully my freind who bricking it that the world's ending, then probably play a bit of FIFA and then go to the studio to wait to die.
 

Farseer Lolotea

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It's past 1:30. Not so much as a tremor, and I'm in CA. Why am I not surprised? Still going to warn my fiancé, one more time before we're in the clear, to watch out.

A lot of atheists are planning parties and barbecues.  I'm no atheist, but I may fire up the grill after I've gotten some sleep.  Or something.
 

epikAXE

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work my ass off at the ice cream vendor. Maybe ill give out extra big scoops just for today :)
 

Corporal Yakob

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I hope there are some religious nutjobs who've abandoned their possessions and fled near me so I can go steal their stuff!
 

HellbirdIV

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It's a little too sunny and cloudless outside to be the coming of the Great Beast and the Four Horsemen.

I'm not complaining, I guess, but you know, some punctuality would be nice...
 

wulfy42

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Zaik said:
Anyone who actually reads into the bible well enough to get anything relevant out of it will see that it says that the rapture is never going to come on a day that a man predicts it to come on.

It really makes predictions of doomsday "using the bible" hilarious.

Easy run around there, just predict it is going to come on every day ensuring that the rapture can never happen because someone has always predicted that it would.

In fact all do that now.


The rapture is going to happen tomorrow.

Tomorrow is always a day away:)


PS. I can prove the world will end tomorrow. It has to.

If the world does not end tomorrow Duke Nukem Forever will actually be released. That is not possible....so goodbye everyone.
 

spartandude

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On the day is the rapture i have a message for God.

I get knocked down
But i get up again
You're never gonna keep me down
 

Riggnarok

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Harveypot said:
If it's zombies, who's coming to the Winchester with me?
Sounds like a plan. Sitting and waiting for it to all blow over sounds just grand.

What kind of snacks should I bring?
 

ShaqLevick

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I'm sure it will happen at 6pm Israel time. Regardless, I'm going to work. So I sincerely hope all the douche bags get raptured up to wherever by the time I get off. I'm really looking forward to the next 5 months in a land full of sinners.
 

rockoffanddie

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I thought that apparantly it was surposed to be 6.00AM PST which, i believe, means that in britain i have about 4 and a half hours of playing la noire untill nothing happens.

Also this song seems appropriate to me http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwxDhdXjgCs

Anyone agree?
 

Bob the frantic

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Well, 7:30 in Australia and the rapture hasn't happened yet. Either it's late or the destruction of mankind isn't something that be predicted or timed without the proper information.

... It's probably just late. Let me know when it happens, Americans!
 
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No computer modelling exam and a distinct absence of the preachier parts of society? Why hasn't this happened sooner?

I'll get my horse.
 

WarpZone

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Zaik said:
Anyone who actually reads into the bible well enough to get anything relevant out of it will see that it says that the rapture is never going to come on a day that a man predicts it to come on.

It really makes predictions of doomsday "using the bible" hilarious.
I hereby predict that The Rapture will happen every minute of every hour of every day from now until the heat-death of the universe and beyond.

You're all welcome.