So there's this girl...

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RhombusHatesYou

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dogstile said:
Dude, its simple. All you have to do is throw fish at her. Its an ancient singapore sign of love. She'll have to fall for you then!

You bloody liar. Throwing fish is the ancient Singaporean sign that you with to challenge someone to out do your breakdancing for the honour of 10 generations of your family.
 

moose_man

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Considering my lack of ability with women, I will say one thing:
Check to see if she has any number between 6-8 insane evil exes.
 

bwarrior

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Hahaha asking that kinda question a gaming website? wow
the truth is mate that there is no advice that you can get. all girls are different and need to be woowed in different ways, and sometime it doesn't happen and you just have to keep trying. Just talk and be funny and eventually there will be a girl for you.

the only thing is this: you ever wondered why dicks get girls.
Confidence.. yeah being a right arsehole and still getting a girl seems like WTF, but even if a girl is disgusted by what the guy is doing, the confidence always seems to get them


plus girls are shallower then guys so hot ones will go for hot guys. just dont worry about it
 

Thaius

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Just get to know her. Develop a friendship before trying to ask her out.

That, and fix your reasoning. If you actually like her, you'll care more about her and who she is than the fact that she is "super hot." Don't focus on that. If that's the reason you like her, both of you are in for some emotional turmoil.
 

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dogstile said:
Dude, its simple. All you have to do is throw fish at her. Its an ancient singapore sign of love. She'll have to fall for you then!
Culture, I like it. Good call my man, good call.

No but seriously, it's not all that hard to tal to girls, just remember that they are umans just like you, and henceforth enjoy sharing their opinion on hot topics. Talk about whatever is current, You in school? Comment on the work, not too much though. Otherwise you'll come across nerdy, a good winge is good. Complain or something. Also try to notice her, the more you notice her, the more she notices you. Compliment the way she is wearing her hair today, her new shoes, etc.
 

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narwhalman218 said:
So there's this girl and she is super hot, and I like her. Now, I am not what you would call appealing to the opposite sex; I am pretty short and kind of weird. But this girl is hot, smart, and is about my height! The one problem is that I don't know how to talk to her. Escapists, please help me figure out how to get this girl to like me.
You probobly will be better than me, I have been rejected in the space of two weeks. So you can use this and just think your better than me :D
 

TheRundownRabbit

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Start a conversation with a known mis-assumption like "hey dont I know you", "your friends with so-and-so arnt you"
 

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Arawn.Chernobog said:
Try saying Hi...

or killing her parents.

The first option USUALLY works better... usually
.......ya couldnt of told me that when i asked right....now she really wont talk to me.. -_- I SAY TALK TO HER....OR MAN UP AND ASK HER TO GET MARRIED AND IN 3 YEARS SHE CAN HAVE EVERYTING YOU OWN :)
 

Riff Moonraker

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Just remember to be yourself. No decent relationship can ever be formed unless you can and are able to be yourself. Thats the most important thing. If shes into you, great. If not, it wasnt meant to be..

Also, if you DO get to the part where you start having conversation, its very critical to get HER talking, and do alot of LISTENING. People like to talk about themselves, and they tend to endear themselves more toward people who give them that opportunity.
 

Flying Dagger

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I've never been able to work this situation.

I read somewhere that a girl has already decided in the first 8 seconds of meeting you whether or not she is interested.

You've probably wasted that 8 seconds, and speaking from the experience of screwing things up majorly, I suggest don't bother.

And don't let anyone bullshit you into being yourself. We all act differently depending on who we are around. Just make sure you are comfortable with the changes you make.
 

Phoenixlight

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Judging by your description of the girl and yourself it doesn't sound like you've got much of a chance to be honest.
 

elvor0

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Walk up to her and tell her about Pacman evolving from Puckman, sure fire way to get her.
 

omega 616

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If your going to go for a chat up line go funny ... Something like "your not the brightest colour in the box but your my fav colour" or if you feeling bold "I have a small dick but a fast arse", there risky though.

If shes a geek, learn to solve a rubix cube and solve it in front of her, don't make it blatantly obvious your trying to impress her 'cos your not really aiming for that, solving a rubix cube is a great ice breaker, I haven't picked up a girl yet but loads of conversations are started 'cos of it and people remember me for it

If shes not a geek don't try it, just go say "hi" then wing it, most people are far to nice to say something like "get away from me", so if she doesn't want to speak you will probably get a "I'm really busy" or "I have to go".

There not so bad, either you get brushed off or score, will you risk it for a biscuit?
 

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Do you have anything in common? If so, Spark up a convo about it, And just "go with the flow".