So what would your last words be?

[merc hunter]

"Bring it on motherfuckers" *dies in a hail of bullets*

 

[Buffoon]

'My only regret is... I didn't play... more World of Warcraft...'

Or maybe not.

 

[jultub]

For... For pony!

 

[NimbleJack3]

I've always wanted my last words to be "L'chaim." It means 'to life' in Hebrew.

Either that or the last words of Che Guevara:
"I know you've come to kill me. Go on. Shoot. You're only going to kill a man."

EDIT:

"Best... death... ever!"

+cookie for those of you who know what each of those are from.

The Simpsons episode where they all have superpowers or something and Comic Guy becomes a supervillian. He says it as he dies in a dramatic pose, covered in comic book sealant.

 

[Dusty Donuts]

"Best... death... ever!"

+cookie for those of you who know what each of those are from.

Comic Book Guy
OT: I'd say "Not to worry, my OIC has used his rapid re-deploy, so I'll be back in 10 seconds or less! No, wait, they used a blockade..."
or "ARGH, I missed the spawn"
Cookie for anyone (they come from the same game, and they're something a human playing online would say.) who can guess where they're from.

 

[Daroesb]

On my death bed id close my eyes and go

"Oh thats interesting, all the religions were wrong"

 

[ottenni]

Please let me see Dawkins.

Hey, you know you would laugh.

 

[Defyant]

My only weakness...
DEATH!

 

[Hellz_Barz]

"you will be... my living legacy... cough, nah just kidding i hate you. but i dont want my giant sword going to waste, so here you go."

or more seriously

"cyas"

 

[lenneth]

"...fucking respawn timer"

 

[Communist partisan]

HaHa! I died before you!

 

[Bealzibob]

I assume I'm gunna die when I travel to the present from the distant future. This future will be a dark evil place where english teachers rule, and I will kill myself when I unleash my badly spelt wrath upon my future self for correcting my own spelling.

I'll say somethink like "There is no such thing as somethink, it's something"

 

[Bealzibob]

I'll say somethink like "There is no such thing as somethink, it's something"

There is no such thing as somethink, it's somethi-

 

[Tharwen]

Alright, let's do this!

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYY JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENKINS!

 

[joschen]

"Haha, all the bad things that happen to you from now will be the doing of my ghost!"

 

[Resurrectionist]

Once had a wife named Petunia.
Jealous type.
She swore that if I were ever with another woman, she'd even crawl out of the grave to get me.
Fooled her though, buried her upside down.

My Epitaph:

Here lies an Atheist
All dressed up
And no place to go.

 

[WitherVoice]

My final words would be something along the lines of:

"You're" means "you are". What you want to use is "your", which... what are you doing with that knife? Damnit man, *YOUR* guts, not you're... *screaming and bleeding*

 

[Chechosaurus]

"Put the kettle on..."

or

"If Michael Jackson is down there, I'm coming back"

Or

"Bring me Richard Dawkins - I'm gonna slap him 'til one of us dies"

 

[Inco]

If i am bleeding out, it would be.
"I am bleedling an unfashionable colour!"
If not, it would be
"Smoke me a kipper, i'll be back for breakfast."