So, what's your RPG weapon?

[Plucky]

Probally some sort of Empathic weapon, a large and long bit of silk, it could work defensively and for mild offensive purposes, it can straiten and harden up to such a fine thiness that it could be used like a sword or as a spherical shield.

Either that or a set of enchanted playing cards. (regular suits or arcana is fine)

 

[DragonBorn96]

Marluxia's scythe, who cares if its pink, its a scythe. It'll practically cut you in half with one clean swipe. Other than that definetely dual energy swords if I was in the future.

 

[Hong Meiling]

My katana with two desert eagles attached. Since katanas are the strongest sword known to man, not only can I stop bullets with it, I can also shoot with it!
I'm practically untouchable like this, but what else can you expect from someone as badass and cool as me. Really!

But when I'm not going the exalted route, I'm usually pretty boring and think that an enchanted mace is cool enough. In the future I suppose a laser sword or similar is good enough.

 

[plugav]

I'd have my undead/demonic bodyguards fight for me. And if my enemies got past them, I'd hit them with my huge, iron-shod spellbook.

I also loved the lich melee animation from Heroes of Might & Magic V - he'd wave his hand and his sword would come out of its sheath and slash the opponent.

Oh, and there's fairytale grenades: CLICK ME [http://www.oglaf.com/frog-3/]

 

[ArtanisCreed]

hmm how about magic? pretty ambiguous but that means you can do alot with it...and if its a sci-fi setting and no magic allowed...nanobots.

 

[Ghaleon640]

a flashlight with a bayonet attatched. That way, during the cutscene when I'm in a dark area, holy crap I saw the alien/monster! Quick time event! Take one step forward to deal damage before the fight.

Ok, I also think it would be funny. Blind the foe and then stab them... I don't know. It could work.

 

[The Forces of Chaos]

Considering ANYTHING can be a weapon....

I deign to use a Demon Prince from Warhammer 40k. Not a Demon Prince bound to a weapon or anything like that, but an actual Demon Prince of Khorne, being wielded by me like a sword, against hordes of opponents. Can you think of the carnage?

Enemy: NOW, in the name of the Dark Lord Cuddleybut, you will perish! Draw your weapon and fight me coward!

Me: Okay.

Weapon: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

Awesome.

Big problem with that. Khorne cares not whence the blood flows, only that it does. As for me a i would be a weapon ie a Daemon prince of Tzeentch or Slaanesh. The Talon of Horus if i couldn't get the daemon prince gift.

 

[concrete89]

A Riotshield and an iron glove.
An enchanted Riotshield of course, so that it gets more powerful the more bitching a paintjob I give it.
Low level = Skull and flames.
High Level = Epic tapestry of all my asskicking.
Epic Level= "FUCK OFF" in blocky white letters.

 

[Kakashi on crack]

hmm, I'd go with the powers of a kineticist as my weapon of choice *sage nod*

 

[kittii-chan 300]

urahura's sun hat... and my throttling gloves

 

[PorkChopXpress]

Two six shooters. I'm kind of old fashioned that way.

 

[gunningyoudown]

Tera card (aka PERSONA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

 

[gustcq]

Cold smelly trout

 

[Scarim Coral]

A Gunblade (preferable one that doesn't look too much of a blade attach to a gun).

That way I get the best of two worlds as in no matter what setting I am in (fantasy, modern or futuristic), my weapon will match the setting well mostly.

 

[Rinji]

Probably two of those (69cm/27")

Spoiler: Kali sword

If swords aren't necessary, then:

Spoiler: Kali sticks

Can anybody see a pattern?

 

[Baron von Blitztank]

Melee weapon: A Flail that's on fire and creates a Mini-Nuke explosion once you hit things with it
Ranged Weapon: A Shotgun with a revolver barrel that shoots electrical grenades with drilled tips and it has a chainsaw bayonet that's on fire. And it has tits.

 

[s0p0g]

the fusion-cannon from turok 1 was pretty cool (you didn't say the weapon had to be from a rpg, right? ^^ )

also, some sort of weapon-grade plas-gun 'd be awesome; especially if it draw its energy from the quantum vacuum, so i could also use it in a boring standard unimaginative medieval-fantasy-setting wihtout ever worrying about ammo >

 

[Sjakie]

since i just, for the very first time ever, have finished the morrowind main quest. I'll take this blade which has eluded me for many, many years

Spoiler

 

[esplode]

I've punched down trees. I've punched down cows. I've punched down skeletons riding giant spiders.

Notch has taught me that my fists are the superior weapons in any situation.

 

[Jake0fTrades]

A Tanto dagger, carefully hidden in a sheath concealed in the back of my leather jacket.

Just like Hannibal. (Hannibal Rising)