So, you just found out you are Jesus...

[archvile93]

I'd use it for my own benifit and ignore everybody else. It's not like I owe them anything, or even like them.

 

[Syntax Error]

I'd maintain a Death Note and be what Light never acheived.

That, or make a cure for cancer, AIDS, stop hunger and enlightenment for all. In that order.

 

[p3t3r]

smoke weed and lay with beautiful women

 

[JochemDude]

I would wonder how the hell I got on this cross.

 

[Shadowtek]

Rivers of blood B*TCH!

 

[MrNickster]

I would make the Westboro Baptist Church see the unchristian nature of their preaching and change them from a hate group to decent human beings. Then kindly request that God take his powers away from me, since no-one is worthy of his capabilities.

 

[LitleWaffle]

Be secretive about it. Helping people here and there, but keeping a low profile to prevent people from knowing. Secretly fixing wrongs while also getting in some personal gain.

 

[Sandytimeman]

I'd bring the system down man. I'd write everyone's name in the book of life, except for people guilty of genocide. Then, I would make it physically painful for anyone to abuse power or lie while in political office. Secondly, I would send plagues down on fox news every time they lied to get ratings...annnd that about does it...you know aside from getting down with the bitches. Hell ya!

 

[Marik2]

Well, kind of. You are still in modern times, and you are still yourself as you are now. You just find out that you are the literal child of God, and you have full access to your godly powers, the only limit of which is your imagination. My question to you is this: What would you do with yourself now? Would you preach a message of love and peace to the world, or would you conquer the world with your new-found power? Would you start a club with an alien, a very well-endowed time traveler, and an esper to go look for strange mysteries or occurrences? Or would you just drown yourself in bacon? The choice is up to you!

P.S. Please keep it civil guys and gals. This thread is just for fun, not religion bashing. So let's just avoid that stuff, please?

LOL didnt think you would make a Jesus thread

Jesus wuts up with all the Jesus/religion threads popping up on off topic, lately?

 

[Marik2]

Be secretive about it. Helping people here and there, but keeping a low profile to prevent people from knowing. Secretly fixing wrongs while also getting in some personal gain.

Yeah thats what I would probably do.

 

[GnomeInUrCloset]

If it was the Christian god, I would fly up to heaven (using my ultimate Jesus Powers) and punch him in the nads for being such a idiot. Then I would end world hunger.

 

[Drakmorg]

ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE THEIR NEW LORD! LEST THEY BE SMOTE LIKE THE HEATHENS THEY ARE!
Ahem...
Which is to say I'd conquer the world.
Then God would get pissed off at me misusing my powers and try to kill me. We'd fight and end up destroying the totality of existence in our brawl.

 

[Bullmatthews]

I would 100% turn myself into duke nukem and have a pet raptor, and my sidekick would be George Lopez. Although drowning myself in bacon is also a logical choice

 

[Tonythion]

Give the Jackass crew the power of immortality (if they want) so they can do what ever stunts they want. it would still be funny because they can still get hurt. Plus Chris and Steve-O could go back to making more Wildboyz.

Also I would join them.

I guess I would also preach about love and stuff..fix the economy, end world hunger...stuff like that...but the first thing I'd do is make more Wildboyz.

 

[Space-Of-AIDS]

I would microwave a Burrito so hot that even I couldn't eat it.

 

[ethaninja]

I'd just like, fly everywhere everyday

Also this

 

[SuperSuperSuperGuy]

I think I'd go the Haruhi Suzumiya route and go get a time-traveller, Esper and Alien to hang out with. Also, I'd probably sleep all day. Maybe I'd take my friends for a walk across a lake or something. Afterwards, the best thing to do is probably just to do whatever comes to mind. Cure cancer, purge the world of drugs, turn water into Hot Chocolate...

Ooh! Can I clone myself? I'd do that, too!

You know what'd be fun? Calling myself Thor and using mostly divine powers that Thor could use. Then imagine people's surprise when I told them I'm Jesus!

Actually, I'd probably be really secretive about it. After doing the Haruhi-esque stuff, I probably wouldn't do too much else.

 

[Zaverexus]

I would like to eliminate the belief that people have to follow arbitrary laws or rituals in order to please me. I would be a very chill Son of God, you don't have to go to Church or pray; live life on its own merit and be good for it's own sake.
And don't be an idiot, or I will strike you down.

Then I would have enormous amounts of fun.

 

[Randomperson9999999]

id hide my powers

 

[Detective Paul]

Descend into heaven to stay wit God for all eternity.It is a paradise that trumps all others.