So, you just found out you are Jesus...

[Jaime_Wolf]

If you actually had the powers and could prove you were the reincarnation of Jesus, you'd be crazy not to just prove it immediately. I don't even think you'd need to take over the world - you'd be the most powerful person the moment you made it clear that you were the messiah.

Even if you discount the population of Christians in the world, they would be a lot more unified and scary if they actually had a provable living messiah. I can also see a lot of conversions. Believing in one religion or a different one is pretty justifiable given that it's all faith for either of them, but it's a lot harder when you don't even need faith to believe in one.

And if you could actually fix everything, why wouldn't you? At least presuming that you're all-powerful such that you knew the outcome of fixes and didn't end up "accidentally" messing things up by trying to fix them.

 

[Alon Shechter]

Be able to post images from my PC.

Swift Edit:
YOU LIED!

 

[RA92]

I would be wary of that God dude...

I mean, last time he just let his son be crucified and bled/starved to death...

That guy has issues.



But yeah, first things first.

Conjure a Mass Relay!

 

[Nexoram]

I'll keep my powers in check, because I don't want people following me and worshiping me.

This is what I'd attempt to do but since you are fucking JESUS there is no chance in hell you would get any peace or quiet. You would have to be a devout christian, obey all rules in the strictest fashion and generally never do a questionable thing. Millions of people are trying to touch, question and see you and thousands of hardcore atheists trying to fuck up your life. I'm thinking too hard about this aren't I?

 

[Infernai]

I'd remake the universe so it's less boring and more like a sci-fi setting, i will also pass on abilities to a group of monks who will train to use these powers in order to keep stability and order over the galaxy, and i shall call them....Jedi.

As for me, well, i'd become grand master of the whole order. In other words, it'll be exactly like Star wars. Which era? I dunno, but atleast there will be lightsabers!

 

[LadyRhian]

Hmmm... I think I'd rain on the parades of more than a few people who claim to know what I want (WBC, anyone?), Chastise the Republicans and anyone else who supports the rich over the poor and actually do my best to help the poor, the sick and the insane. Oh yeah, and really rain on the parades of those who think I am the AntiChrist simply because I happen to be female.

 

[Gemore]

I knew it all along

 

[Jewrean]

If I truly was the son of God then I would do nothing for myself but only for others (exception: Eating, Drinking, Sleeping, Breathing, etc).

 

[juraigamer]

I would start by smiting fox news, then just afk for a while.

 

[IndianaJonny]

OK, let's turn this water into...funk!

 

[natster43]

I would totally misuse my powers. Just do stuff to show off.

 

[Voodoomancer]

End war. End famine. Relax.

 

[TheXRatedDodo]

If you live a life where you're trying to spread as much love, awareness, contentment, joy and enlightenment as possible, then you're Jesus already. \o/

 

[WinkyTheGreat]

I would solve all of this crap in the middle east, and then go slap Fred Phelps.

 

[Fetzenfisch]

Id be godemperor of terra

 

[Captain Underbeard]

First, I'd freak out testing the limits of my limitless powers, my mind being unable to comprehend how this could happen.

Then I'd get my invisibility on and go into girl's changing rooms.

Ooh gods just wanna have fun.

 

[Nubbinsmustdie]

I would make resident evil a reality and just go around killing everything with GOD POWAH and then bring everyone back to life make the zombies dissapear and be like "that was AWSOME"

 

[Ickorus]

Tell everyone that Dad said to stop fighting over which religion is more right.

I would solve all of this crap in the middle east, and then go slap Fred Phelps.

And that.

 

[sycoesis]

me still being who a am now i would probably take over the world

 

[Captain Underbeard]

Tell everyone that Dad said to stop fighting over which religion is more right.

I would solve all of this crap in the middle east, and then go slap Fred Phelps.

And that.

Why don't you pick those naughty boys up by the scruff of their necks and tell them to play nice, or else they aren't gonna play at all