So, you just found out you are Jesus...

[Brandon237]

I would be rich... and my friends immortal... and I would fix my damn skin.
And maybe fly when I felt like it.

I would help people, but I would be lying if I said that I wouldn't help myself from time to time *read: A LOT* too.

 

[LightspeedJack]

I am Jesus. I'm just waiting to activate my powers until the time is right.

 

[norwegian-guy]

I'd turn on every sink in the building I live in, turn it into wine, and have the the part of the century. I'd also use the pickup-line: "I can walk on water, wanna see?`"

 

[TilMorrow]

Irrelevant thread, I've already highfived Jesus so how can I pretend to be him?

 

[acolyte]

Well...i'm not sure what i'll do in the long run...but for starters water to wine baby!

 

[V TheSystem V]

If I woke up and found out I was Jesus? I would destroy his image.

I am Satan, after all

 

[Xanian]

Aw dude...Dad's gonna be pissed...

 

[Leg End]

Well, somewhat moot since I am kind of... yeah.

But...

Help World(Children First).
Make kids happy.
Create Communist Utopia.
Ensure happiness of human race.
Kill "Daddy".

The first two and last one happen either way.

 

[redisforever]

Decide it's odd, since I'm an atheist, but then bring peace to the Middle East, and end the flood of modern war games. Then rob a bank by walking in, and asking politely, after proving to them I am the son of god.

 

[Sieggy]

Create mythological monsters and fabricated a pseudo-fantasy world. The first wave will concentrate on breaking up powerful countries and withdrawal them from their power. The next will be giving people mutation into animals/magicians/elves/etc. so that they will eventually break up into groups like those RPG games while I just sit on the sidelines and watch.

Why? Because I can. =D

 

[O maestre]

id be an evil, cruel and jealous god demanding sacrifices of my worshipers first born/virgins, making strange commandments with harsh punishments.. ect ect in essence i would attempt to one up my "father". perhaps periodically disappearing and removing all evidence of my existence only to begin again once everyone has either forgotten about me or no longer believes in me..... all for the lulz


oh and i would tell everyone that the whole "meek would inherit the earth" was a mistake, adn that i meant strongest amongst my followers, instigating a never ending mortal kombat style tournament for the divine right to rule the earth in my name... i mean my fathers name of course ... shit on debra's desk

 

[sage42]

Probably be kinda selfish, as in make my family and girlfriend happy first. Then go out and do some rightiuos shit, ya know like peace in the middle east that sorta thing. Try to give every body what they want but I know this is impossible even for the son of god, humans are kinda fickle that way. Then live life in luxury, my kind of luxury. Nothin big or fancy, nice little house in the country side, snow in the winter, temperate in the summer and spring, cool and beautiful in the fall. Along with my Xbox with and infinate harddrive and a PC that can run any game and high speed internet that defies all viiruses and never breaks down.

 

[Roxor]

This happening to me would be a massive case of irony, considering I'm an Atheist.

I'd probably start research into finding out how to duplicate the abilities.

What fun is there in being able to do something without knowing how it works?

 

[iamthelizardqueen88]

The first thing i would do is rub my new found Jesusness in the faces of everyone who said "ive lost my mind for saying im Jesus and im gonna go to hell for it" after said rub in the faces id simply make shit up as i go (planning things out isnt as fun as even you yourself being surprised by where you end up)

 

[Rayne870]

Introduce a third gender to humans that is essential for creating offspring just to screw with peoples heads, and watch the whole race go extinct except for the ones "perverted" enough to accept the changes to sexuality.

 

[Scrit]

Declare that the only way to worship god is to eat Cadbury's creme eggs!

If you turn out to be Jesus incarnate, can I be your disciple? I promise not to betray you for silver or vegetables.

 

[Digital_Hero]

I can do anything I want? No limit to my power?

Personally, world be damned, I'd leave and go explore the goddamn universe!
Thats about it, too. I wouldnt be a super hero or anything, I'd kinda just float off green lantern style into oblivion and explore to my hearts content

 

[teeth]

Kick every dictator in the world in the crotch steel all their cloths sell them on eBay and give the proceeds to charity then magic my self a house of awesomeness on a tropical island and kick back to relax.

 

[Angerwing]

Make a giant floating island hovering above the pacific, filled with wonderful and otherworldly flora and fauna. It would have a completely 'alien' city in the middle of it, populated by pilgrims to my new utopia. There would be no crime, no disease, and all industry would go towards helping other nations (apart from what is necessary for the city to thrive). There would be no pollution, and it would be a shining beacon of humanity.

Also I'd build a giant arena under the sea, where I summon untold horrors to fight in epic battles with my unlimited power. I'd be like Goku with a lightsaber, heavy plate armour and Paladin light powers. Add some acrobatics-on-steroids, and broadcast to the planet. Free, harmless, and fucking amazing entertainment. Can you imagine how cool it would be if Jesus was all "I'm going to fight a hundred dragons with magic".

Sweet.