So you just found out you're God
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Well first I'd insta make myself a Coca Cola to chill my nerves, then I would go around righting what is wrong, attemting to make Earth a perfect world. And once Earth was taken care of I'd go from world to world doing the same. I probably wouldn't dabble In life creation because knowing me I'd end up creating a bunch of Great Old Ones and probably destroy everything.
In between all of this I'd pit the greatest warriors against each other In a Valhalla of wonder, Franklin Delano Roosevelt vs Vlad The Impaler, Godzilla vs The Power Rangers, Chuck Ladell vs Kinniku Man.
In between all of this I'd pit the greatest warriors against each other In a Valhalla of wonder, Franklin Delano Roosevelt vs Vlad The Impaler, Godzilla vs The Power Rangers, Chuck Ladell vs Kinniku Man.
You're god... and you'd be satisfied with winning lots of money...?Shockolate said:
First thing I'd do is head over to the middle east to gather followers, and cause havok amongst the non-believers.
EDIT: nevermind, I'll turn people into superheros/villains for fun.
I would heal the barren wastes across the earth. Maybe if people had more idyllic gardens of Peace, Love and Happiness, they'd leave each other the hell alone. It'd probably due quite a bit to fix that whole *world hunger* thing, too.
After proving my divinity with this wondrous event, I'd institute a new morality system based around treating other people well. You know, just being a nice person. This would be a big improvement over, "treat people well who are nearly identical to myself and treat everybody else like shit".
I'd probably renew the resources of nations who generally play nice whilst raining bastarditude down on everybody else. Fear my wrath. I am that I am.
After proving my divinity with this wondrous event, I'd institute a new morality system based around treating other people well. You know, just being a nice person. This would be a big improvement over, "treat people well who are nearly identical to myself and treat everybody else like shit".
I'd probably renew the resources of nations who generally play nice whilst raining bastarditude down on everybody else. Fear my wrath. I am that I am.
I'm God?
Sweet! Now I get to fuck with the people of Earth! The first thing I'll do is appear as a vision to that Phelps guy, and tell him, "You. Yes you, the old guy. You are fucking stupid, so please do the planet a favor and shut the hell up."
Sweet! Now I get to fuck with the people of Earth! The first thing I'll do is appear as a vision to that Phelps guy, and tell him, "You. Yes you, the old guy. You are fucking stupid, so please do the planet a favor and shut the hell up."
Yup. The question was "What would be the first thing you'd d?" Just because it's the first, doesn't mean it's the only thing. It's just an alibi.Kurokami said:
If I went around and flaunted my powers, there would be quite an uproar. I can subtly fix the world because no one knows I'm a god, so no one has any sense of entitlement (IE wanting me to do stuff for them), or I could just make my own little dreamworld which I frequent and live out my fantasies. To everyone, I'm just a lucky lottery winning bastard. Winning the lottery a couple of times is no where near as amazing as being a god.
At least, that would be the ideal plan, anyway.
