So you just found out you're God

[darksaber64x]

You all have very limited scopes when it comes to Omnipotence...

 

[PureIrony]

Use people as proxies to solve our economic and climate problems,and lay low.

Only call out the hand of Divine Intervention if the nukes start flying.

 

[Wedlock49]

complete destruction and recreation.

 

[Neurowaste]

Exterminate everything, start again. BOOM baby.

 

[Sacman]

here's a hint...

Spoiler

 

[wulfy42]

Apologize

 

[Alumit]

I'd get rid of the world's problems then teleport back to my tiny ass hometown to go and live with my best friend


Then do hilarious things with my godlike powers xD

Peace~

 

[kickyourass]

I'm going to let this picture answer that question

then I'd probably just see what sorta insanity I could unleash and get away with it.

 

[TerribleAssassin]

I'd do G-Mod with real people..

you mean set fire, crush/ run over/shoot/throw/inflate/deflate people?

If I was feeling sloghtly disturbed yes..

 

[Snowpact]

I'd make both Kim Jong-Il and Osama Bin Laden spontaneously combust at the same time.

On tape, I hope?

 

[-KC-]

Then I'd go find Allah and have a chat; maybe apologize for telling our people to blow up one another.

Actually, the three Abrahamic religions (Judaism, Christianity and Islam) all have the same God, but use different names for him (Christians use "God", Muslims use "Allah" and Jews use "Yahweh"). So you'd kinda be talking with yourself.

OT: I would go to the WBC, reveal my Godliness and tell them to stop being such massive assholes.

Actually Muslims sometimes use 'God' and sometimes 'Allah', but true Muslims will never say 'God' ...

 

[loppopoo]

Jedi mind tricks. That would be awesome.

 

[Darius Brogan]

I'd most CERTAINLY change my appearance to that of the Archangel Michael, and destroy the Vatican, because that would be biblical... hehehe biblical, get it??? No? Aww...

 

[Cheesus333]

Following the footsteps of Dr. Manhattan, I'd probably screw around here for a while, then get apathetic and fuck off to make some life of my own

 

[demoman_chaos]

Anything I wanted.

Likely kill a few people, bring them back to life, make all the lost board game pieces rain from the sky, punch people as they eat, eat a waffle the feel awful because I forgot to make it a chocolate chip one, make the perfect sword, disobery signs that say "Do Not Walk on Grass," disturb people who put up "Do Not Disturb" signs, eat Jell-O with Bill Cosby, play a good 3D Sonic game, drive around in a walking battle mech, go to Tokyo and yell "GODZILLA!!!!" before walking away like nothing happened, turn into Godzilla a week or so later and get a slurpee from a gas station and not pay for it.

Nothing overly different than I already do.

 

[Theninja'skatana]

i would lead REVOULTION (velvet)against the world's leader's religion's (execept the eastern ones their all zen so its cool. Then i would have ny subjects worship me in the most lavish way. Finally i would lead another revoultion (violent against my own faction digusing my self as a human.
Then I'd make a game out of it and get bukoo billions (they'd have to by it I'm Immortal)
Lastly i screw around with final fantasy esque magic.
Who wouldn't want to mess up some jerk just by shouting Blizzga!!!!
maybe i'll just make lots of worlds like kingdom hearts

 

[Drexlor]

I would have a week long smiting spree. Using increasingly creative and ridiculous methods.

 

[Holyeskimo]

Turn the world into lizard people because lizard people kick ass, or open a portal to hell in bobby koticks pool filled with money.